Worst day ever?
 

I woke up today.
My cat puked in my bed.
Went to drive to the bank to get a check someone had owed me forever.
Drove down my street.
Some lady didn't have her dog on a leash.
It ran out of my car.
I hit the dog.
The lady started freaking out.
I piked up the dog and put it in the back of my car.
The dog bled all over my the back Mercedes.
Drove the dog to the vet out of the kindness of my heart.
Where I hit the dog one of my tires started to lose air.
I put some fix-a-flat in it.
Hopefully it works.
Got to the bank.
They didn't have my check.
Started to feel a cold coming on.
Took 2 zycam on an empty stomach.
Vomited profusely.
Now, I'm ready to start work.

What's next?

Your thread gets trolled on GFY... fag.






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you might get a letter from verotel telling you that a large chunck of transactions they paid you for were no good and you owe them money

Shit happens, read my picking up meltdown so you see someone with even less luck.

I would advise to get some Vitamin C and overdose with it - like 2 - 3 grams at once, it works like a clockwork for me and I'm also popping a massive boner and an adrenaline rush as a side effect, but that's probably cause I'm mixing it with two other ingredients.

good of you to take the dog to the vet

That's a hell of a start to the day...

Yeah, I could have made her do it but I do have compassion for animals. The bitch should have had it on a leash...the roads are narrow as fuck and it came out of nowhere.

fuck man, that does blow. that car has been somewhat of a omen this past year.

i think i forgot my jacket after that party the other night.

my days been a little better than yours.

turn off all electronic devices and pick up the acoustic guitar. the day will get much better.

Hollyshit... all u now need is some anal leakage and you can bag this day as the worst ever! :( ... sorry to hear that m8...

Sorry to hear you had such a bad day, what a bummer! However, that was very kind of you to take the dog to the vet. Put's you on the "nice guy" list. Hope your day gets better! :thumbsup

That aint shit dude.
Quit sniveling.

A Bad day goes something like this.

Wake Up.
Skip breakfast because you do not have any food.
You mouth hurts all day and night from a tooth you can not afford to have removed while having no drugs to sedate the pain.
Wrankle on a computer that broke overnight from a power surge and about 5 years old only to discover the graphics card fried.
Run out of smokes and have to bum a few from the neighbor and be stuck for the rest of the day sucking on butt's.
Then look on the boards for work and find nothing, as usual.
Get Insulting anonymous emails from assholes in this industry that do nothing but watch what you say on the baords.
Look out the window and wonder what the fuck are you going to eat tonight?

THen you have a right to complain.

I will take your fucking bloody mercedes dog hitting life anytime and would condsider it paradise.

Yeah, I got your jacket. I'm saving it for you.

G'damn. :eek7 Now me getting a bill from an MRI I had over a year ago doesn't seem so bad!

Jay: If you've retained your sanity - you win.

fucking idiots with dogs not on leashes

Karma.

Google it if you have to.

Your avatar still scares me...

hey Jay, it gets worse

Fix a flat totally ruins the tire, its only a temporary solution until they can fix the tire.

You now need to buy a new tire. Same shit happened to me (tire wise)

trust me no one wants to be on the "Nice Guy" list. let me tell you it's the worst curse in the world.

:Oh crap

sounds like a good day

Bruce Springsteen One Step Up Lyrics

Woke up this morning my house was cold
Checked out the furnace she wasnt burnin
Went out and hoped in my old ford
Hit the engine but she aint turnin
Weve given each other some hard lessons lately
But we aint learnin
Were the same sad story thats a fact
One step up and two steps back

Bird on a wire outside my motel room
But he aint singin
Girl in white outside a church in june
But the church bells they aint ringing
Im sitting here in this bar tonight
But all Im thinkin is
Im the same old story same old act
One step up and two steps back

Its the same thing night on night
Whos wrong baby whos right
Another fight and I slam the door on
Another battle in our dirty little war
When I look at myself I dont see
The man I wanted to be
Somewhere along the line I slipped off track
Im caught movin one step up and two steps back

Theres a girl across the bar
I get the message shes sending
Mmm she aint lookin to married
And me well honey Im pretending
Last night I dreamed I held you in my arms
The music was never-ending
We danced as the evening sky faded to black
One step up and two steps back

Don't worry, these people have it worse. www.fmylife.com

Doesn't taking extra doses of Vitamin C make you shit your pants?

I can't take more than a normal dose or i'm riding the bowl all day.

Today, my grandmother told me that not only does she not accept me as a homosexual man, but that she feels my relationship with a little person is "spitting in God's face."

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Yeah, I am just figuring that out now.

2nd verse, worse than the first.

Harsh dude... You should swap sheets on the bed and get back in to it. Working when you have the on-set of a flu or cold just makes it last that much longer.

Not that I would ever notice. :)

Damn dude, that is a pretty shitty start to any day, hope it gets better!

Those are all choices though.. or things led by choices.
Being broke when you work for yourself in porn.. and have talent.. is a CHOICE.. somewhere along the line ya slacked.

Hope your day has a boost of good karma, xxxjay.

I don't know that it ruins the tire. I have used it a few times in my past on bikes and cars, with no issues.

I am amazed that a dog can flatten a tire. How big of a dog was it?

Let me guess....ummmm....let me see.....

Those two ingredients would be Viagra and Cocaine.

If you're going to piss and moan about not having enough money to eat and fix a tooth you might want to leave out the running out of smokes part.

If you had enough money for the original pack of smokes, you can eat some STFU, because there is plenty of it.

Damn Jay... what a fucked off way to start the day. I think I had my worst day ever the other night, I got attacked by uglyness at the bar.

A bit of good for you, I just submitted some new Duke Dollar vids to you... let the sales roll in

Didn't some chick try knifing you a couple years ago?

cave in, hot bath, hot toddy then good night! don't even leave the house tomorrow

She succeeded at it too... but oddly enough I was never scared of her like I was/am of that hideous mud duck from the bar. I may never go back to that bar again in fear that she may show up. A scar on the chest doesn't even come close to the psychological damage that was inflicted on me the other night

I still chit chat with the girl that stabbed me, she actually moved about 3 blocks away from me in Dec. I'd like to claim that I'm smart enough to not see her, but... well, I'm just not that smart.

:pimp

AlienQ, is this honestly how you live?? :(

That sounds like a shitty day to me,how did the dog make out?

OMG jay - that sucks!!
is the dog ok?

oh, and feel better!