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AlexVoyeur 02-17-2009 08:24 PM
I did hear Fix a Flat corrodes the tire/ inside of rim... take it to a tire shop, they take the tire off, wash it and fix the whole.
Hope your day gets better man.

JamesK 02-17-2009 08:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sicone (Post 15512613)
She succeeded at it too... but oddly enough I was never scared of her like I was/am of that hideous mud duck from the bar. I may never go back to that bar again in fear that she may show up. A scar on the chest doesn't even come close to the psychological damage that was inflicted on me the other night

I still chit chat with the girl that stabbed me, she actually moved about 3 blocks away from me in Dec. I'd like to claim that I'm smart enough to not see her, but... well, I'm just not that smart.

:pimp
Why did she stab you? :helpme

NickB. 02-17-2009 08:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by xxxjay (Post 15510731)
I woke up today.
My cat puked in my bed.
Went to drive to the bank to get a check someone had owed me forever.
Drove down my street.
Some lady didn't have her dog on a leash.
It ran out of my car.
I hit the dog.
The lady started freaking out.
I piked up the dog and put it in the back of my car.
The dog bled all over my the back Mercedes.
Drove the dog to the vet out of the kindness of my heart.
Where I hit the dog one of my tires started to lose air.
I put some fix-a-flat in it.
Hopefully it works.
Got to the bank.
They didn't have my check.
Started to feel a cold coming on.
Took 2 zycam on an empty stomach.
Vomited profusely.
Now, I'm ready to start work.

What's next?

Not being able to get a hardon/nut out... hitting a dog would do that to me

sucks man! new day tomorrow

punker barbie 02-17-2009 08:31 PM
that was so sweet of you to take the doggie to vet. smoke a bowl have some soup and pop some vitamin C you'll feel better. xoxo

Yngwie 02-17-2009 08:44 PM
I think your song for today is Woke Up This Morning by Nazareth

Woke up this morning
My dog was dead
Someone disliked him
And shot him through the head
I woke up this morning
And my cat had died
I'm gonna miss her
Sat down and cried
Came home this evening
My hog was gone
The people here don't like me
I think I'll soon move on
And now somethin's happened
That would make a saint frown
I turned my back and
My house burned down
Woke up this morning
My dog was dead
Someone disliked him
And shot him through the head
I woke up this morning
And my cat had died
Don't you know I'm
gonna miss her
Sat down and cried

xxxjay 02-17-2009 08:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by baddog (Post 15512063)
I don't know that it ruins the tire. I have used it a few times in my past on bikes and cars, with no issues.
I agree with that. It was either pump up the tire or destroy the rim.

xxxjay 02-17-2009 09:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by miss_jody (Post 15513016)
OMG jay - that sucks!!
is the dog ok?

oh, and feel better!
Yeah, I think because he got to the vet so fast, he'll pull through. The lady really should have had her on a leash because the dog came out so fast I didn't even have time to break. :Oh crap

JustDaveXxx 02-17-2009 09:11 PM
I have had those days. Im glad today isn't one of them.

raven1083 02-17-2009 09:12 PM
work....work...then.....work... then...and again...

sicone 02-17-2009 10:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JamesK (Post 15513085)
Why did she stab you? :helpme
She was... Bi-polar + not taking meds for a few days + a night out drinking = a bad ending to the night for me. She also hit me with her truck and threw taco bell at me. What a waste of perfectly good nachos and I was hungry.

The whole incident was caught on video, and no I wont share it.

papill0n 02-17-2009 10:30 PM
wow man very shitty :(

Axzar 02-18-2009 12:10 AM
Don't eat the brown acid!

WWC 02-18-2009 12:28 AM
Obstacles are things a person sees when he takes his eyes off his goal. Keep it up bro...dont let that small stuff get to you ;-)

xxxjay 02-18-2009 02:01 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sicone (Post 15513712)
She was... Bi-polar + not taking meds for a few days + a night out drinking = a bad ending to the night for me. She also hit me with her truck and threw taco bell at me. What a waste of perfectly good nachos and I was hungry.

The whole incident was caught on video, and no I wont share it.
LOL...I've been stabbed by a girl and run over too. I felt like that dog today.

KillerK 02-18-2009 02:14 AM
Alienq get a job at walmart instead of posting here. You could atleast smoke then.

LoveSandra 02-18-2009 03:14 AM
this is fucked up

CarlosTheGaucho 02-18-2009 05:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by miss_jody (Post 15513016)
OMG jay - that sucks!!
is the dog ok?

oh, and feel better!
Quote:
Originally Posted by punker barbie (Post 15513110)
that was so sweet of you to take the doggie to vet. smoke a bowl have some soup and pop some vitamin C you'll feel better. xoxo
Damn I guess I should start to be kinder to animals!

Lamis 02-18-2009 05:51 AM
Karma is hitting you for being an asshole your entire life...

tranza 02-18-2009 06:31 AM
Well, thats not a good way to start the day, but calm down and it can pass by without more problems...

Fletch XXX 02-18-2009 06:32 AM
cats puke or piss on your bed often when they feel they are stressed do to not being fed early enough in the morning.

I had a cat that would do it out of spite if I wasnt up early enough to feed her (or my partner)

cherrylula 02-18-2009 06:36 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fletch XXX (Post 15515563)
cats puke or piss on your bed often when they feel they are stressed do to not being fed early enough in the morning.

I had a cat that would do it out of spite if I wasnt up early enough to feed her (or my partner)
ummm I woke up one morning, and the cat was fucking shitting on top of me. :1orglaugh

luckily on the blankets, but uh, the sound is what woke me.

CATS ARE EVIL!


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