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RedShoe 10-20-2006 03:35 PM

My old man just caught me. :(
 
FUUUUCCKK!!!

SetTheWorldOnFire asked to borrow my DVX but he's 100 miles away. As it turns out my old man, works here in LA and was driving home so I called him earlier this afternoon to see if he could swing by and get it to take up north.

He never called back so I assumed he wasn't coming by.

Fast forward a few hours.

I'm editing a tranny porn for DirtyWhiteBoy for a tranny site we have coming out and for his own DVD line. DWB is all into to Tranny so he's sitting behind me to my left looking over my sholder and I can kinda tell he's rubbing himself. Whatever. I'm a guy I know how it is when you're horny so I just let him go. Well, the scene goes on and he's getting more into it, and now his cock is out and he's stroking it.

AS A FUCKING JOKE, I reach back and grabbed his cock and squeezed it just as my old man walks in. He sees me holding dwb's cock, and tranny porn playing loud in the background.

How do you tell you're old man it was a joke? :Oh crap

BoyAlley 10-20-2006 03:36 PM

Uuuuuuhm. Dude.

You're so gay.

Like, really.

You Are.

Honest.

I think the breeders will agree with me on this one.

Gay.

HouseHead 10-20-2006 03:37 PM

OUCH! Gunna be hard to weesle your way outta this one! Good luck

Brad Gosse 10-20-2006 03:37 PM

I have never squeezed a guys cock before. Not sure you could tell me it was a joke.

Fresh 10-20-2006 03:37 PM

i think it would be easier to just tell him you pack fudge :2 cents:

lol great story

After Shock Media 10-20-2006 03:37 PM

Thanksgiving conversation is gunna be fantastic.

You are now gay, like it or not.
Hope the cock was worth it.

Aneros Josh 10-20-2006 03:38 PM

Sounds like you two were up to no good

http://josh.fleshlight.com/bowie.jpg

Machete_ 10-20-2006 03:40 PM

its one thing you fantasise about man-man action, but why would you bring it to GFY is beyond me.

squishypimp 10-20-2006 03:41 PM

http://www.imagepup.com/up/aZJH_1161384095_closet.jpg

BoyAlley 10-20-2006 03:42 PM

FYI: That is definately not the closet of a gay man. :2 cents:

Doctor Dre 10-20-2006 03:42 PM

You are so fucked...

RedShoe 10-20-2006 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 11121520)
Thanksgiving conversation is gunna be fantastic.

You are now gay, like it or not.
Hope the cock was worth it.

the funny thing is, as I'm sitting here thinking of what to write on GFY, I kept thinking of what dwb said... "A guy can build a thousand bridges and they'll never call him a bridge builder. Suck one cock..."

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

JD 10-20-2006 03:45 PM

hooooly shit....

Your new name is RedAlley I'm asking Eric to change it now

BoyAlley 10-20-2006 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre (Post 11121550)
You are so fucked...

Yeah he is, right in his ass cuz he's a gay fag.

Really.

Gay.

For sure.

Scott McD 10-20-2006 03:47 PM

Wtf !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

abyss_al 10-20-2006 03:49 PM

GAY FACTOR: 100/100
:warning :warning :warning :warning :warning :warning :warning :warning :warning :warning :warning :warning :warning :warning :warning :warning :warning :warning :warning :warning :warning

uvort 10-20-2006 03:50 PM

You are just plain gay for grabbing another guys cock. Sorry.

You can only take joking so far... I mean really.. :(

StarkReality 10-20-2006 04:00 PM

You grabbed his cock -> gay, you squeezed it -> gay 4 life ! Busted !

Antonio 10-20-2006 04:01 PM

great bed time story, I liked it

notabook 10-20-2006 04:03 PM

'Accidentally' touching a cock makes you 33% gay. Squeezing it? That's 110% gay right there.

RedShoe 10-20-2006 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio (Post 11121675)
great bed time story, I liked it

Thanks....

Gabriel 10-20-2006 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook (Post 11121691)
'Accidentally' touching a cock makes you 33% gay. Squeezing it? That's 110% gay right there.


BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA poor wittle PinkShoe


;)

marketsmart 10-20-2006 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 11121549)
FYI: That is definately not the closet of a gay man. :2 cents:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

lucky1 10-20-2006 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedShoe (Post 11121500)
I reach back and grabbed his cock and squeezed it

Dude it's time to start posting in Yellow.

Your gay

Not thats there's anything wrong with that.

u-Bob 10-20-2006 04:30 PM

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/gay_20fingers_small.jpg

u-Bob 10-20-2006 04:30 PM

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f6.../Humor/GAY.jpg

Fresh 10-20-2006 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob (Post 11121853)


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

TreasureBucks 10-20-2006 04:46 PM

thats pretty gay....

before convincing your old man that your not gay.... you might want to try convincing yourself your not first.... letting a dood sit behind you while hes strokin his cock??

hahah!! and then you touch it? Even if your comfortable with your sexuality, a gay guy is going to tell you, thats pretty gay.

LiveDose 10-20-2006 04:48 PM

I hope this thread is a joke.

TreasureBucks 10-20-2006 04:49 PM

http://img.snlarc.jt.org/arc/char/ChPa-Tyler.jpg

"ya see daddy.... I was just sittin there minding my own business.... and....."

Just_Dave 10-20-2006 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave Guru (Post 11121517)
i think it would be easier to just tell him you pack fudge :2 cents:

lol great story

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

TeaseumGirls 10-20-2006 04:51 PM

I knew you were gay from the get go...

Video Rob 10-20-2006 04:53 PM

lol, are you gay?

Sosa 10-20-2006 04:53 PM

lol hilarious!

baddog 10-20-2006 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedShoe (Post 11121500)
FUUUUCCKK!!!

SetTheWorldOnFire asked to borrow my DVX but he's 100 miles away. As it turns out my old man, works here in LA and was driving home so I called him earlier this afternoon to see if he could swing by and get it to take up north.

He never called back so I assumed he wasn't coming by.

Fast forward a few hours.

I'm editing a tranny porn for DirtyWhiteBoy for a tranny site we have coming out and for his own DVD line. DWB is all into to Tranny so he's sitting behind me to my left looking over my sholder and I can kinda tell he's rubbing himself. Whatever. I'm a guy I know how it is when you're horny so I just let him go. Well, the scene goes on and he's getting more into it, and now his cock is out and he's stroking it.

AS A FUCKING JOKE, I reach back and grabbed his cock and squeezed it just as my old man walks in. He sees me holding dwb's cock, and tranny porn playing loud in the background.

How do you tell you're old man it was a joke? :Oh crap

Just tell him that cutting down one tree doesn't make you a lumberjack.

BitAudioVideo 10-20-2006 04:56 PM

redshoe, aka pinkshoe, aka.... fuckmepumps?

Fresh 10-20-2006 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BitAudioVideo (Post 11122050)
redshoe, aka pinkshoe, aka.... fuckmepumps?

LMAO this thread rocks

Jarmusch 10-20-2006 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedShoe (Post 11121500)
AS A FUCKING JOKE, I reach back and grabbed his cock and squeezed it

http://forumspile.com/Gay-The_Court.jpg

gimo33 10-20-2006 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob (Post 11121853)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
LOL@suggested nicks redalley, pinkshoe

Gillespie 10-20-2006 05:04 PM

What kind of straight man grabs another straight man's dick (which is alreadby being stroked to tranny porn) for fun?

You're gay. Deal with it.


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