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MarkMan 10-20-2006 05:11 PM

oh.. thats such bull !!

no way you would reach back grab & squeez any guy's penis .. unless you are gay!

but if you are not .. and in some strange world you are in.. this is normal for "none gay " guys.. well then

you are not gay !

BitAudioVideo 10-20-2006 05:19 PM

were any roaches harmed in the production of this tranny video?

Z 10-20-2006 05:26 PM

I don't know you man and I'm sorry if you take this the wrong way. BUT...letting another guy beat one out behind you watching tranny porn is one hell of an indicator. On the Kinsey scale...you're now at least a 3.

Reaching back and grabbing his cock while he's beating it watching tranny porn slides you solidly to at least a 4, if not a 5.

To re-align yourself on the scale and in your Father's mind, I suggest a heterosexual 3 way with a couple girls who introduce themselves to your Dad as "Trixie and Dixie, the top and bottom twins". :thumbsup

Sly 10-20-2006 05:43 PM

Hey, look at the bright side... at least your old man didn't ask you to squeeze his cock.

nico-t 10-20-2006 06:21 PM

holy fucking shit.... you grab a guys cock as a joke??? ok..... i think im old fashioned or something :Oh crap

Spunky 10-20-2006 06:23 PM

Gayest thread ever!..I would never think of grabbing another mans cock

PurrrsianPussyKat 10-20-2006 06:26 PM

OMG! I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

DaddyHalbucks 10-20-2006 06:28 PM

Son, you're fucked.

minusonebit 10-20-2006 06:29 PM

Man, another few minutes... you would have been down on your knees sucking him off.

Your old man should have taken video of this and put it on GFY.

BTW, dude, you're gay.

nico-t 10-20-2006 06:30 PM

for the record -
tranny porn: Fucking gay.
jacking off to it: Fucking gay.
grabbing a cock in the progress: Fucking gay.

RedShoe 10-20-2006 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 11122267)
Hey, look at the bright side... at least your old man didn't ask you to squeeze his cock.


He hasn't asked me to do that since I was a kid.

sniperwolf 10-20-2006 06:35 PM

lol... i cannot believe you actually told gfyers you just did that..
okay.. sounds like your warming us up for a more gayish story...
hehe

interracialtoons 10-20-2006 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave Guru (Post 11121517)
i think it would be easier to just tell him you pack fudge :2 cents:

lol great story


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Probably more believable then the truth for sure.

RedShoe 10-20-2006 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PurrrsianPussyKat (Post 11122480)
OMG! I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.


mission accomplished. :Oh crap

Miguel T 10-20-2006 06:52 PM

Ouch.... lol!

sickkittens 10-20-2006 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 11121549)
FYI: That is definately not the closet of a gay man. :2 cents:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

scotty2hotty1111 10-20-2006 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob (Post 11121853)

:1orglaugh

bknoob 10-20-2006 07:04 PM

LMAO, there's no escape for you

Scroto 10-20-2006 07:11 PM

if he pulled his cock out behind me, i would have kicked his ass!

fallenmuffin 10-20-2006 07:14 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Oh god.. give me a minute....

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Ouch, my side hurts .. hold on

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

oh god.. can't see eyes watering...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh!!!

seeric 10-20-2006 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FleshJosh (Post 11121522)
Sounds like you two were up to no good

http://josh.fleshlight.com/bowie.jpg


hahahahahaha

The Goblin King


:thumbsup

GMIFILMS 10-20-2006 08:12 PM

Ya Man For Sure

Dagwolf 10-20-2006 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FleshJosh (Post 11121522)
Sounds like you two were up to no good

http://josh.fleshlight.com/bowie.jpg

http://pissyourself.com/pics/hit7.jpg

MaddCaz 10-20-2006 09:14 PM

oops busted

Sultry_Selenia 10-20-2006 09:20 PM

Best story ever! :)

WarChild 10-20-2006 09:23 PM

I don't get how tranny's can be a straight niche. Either you like vagina or you like penis. Dressing like a girl but having a cock is just, well, gay.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 10-20-2006 09:38 PM

Its Official, You're Gay!

Chr0makey 10-20-2006 11:29 PM

Im not even sure what to say about this lol

Babagirls 10-20-2006 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 11121549)
FYI: That is definately not the closet of a gay man. :2 cents:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

CT 10-20-2006 11:35 PM

I think the term is: gay for pay

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

MaLayLaH 10-20-2006 11:39 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :Oh crap

DatingGold 10-20-2006 11:55 PM

you are either makijng this up, or you are gay and trying to cover it up lol

MuleScrote 10-21-2006 12:06 AM

Gonna use that story on the tour pages of the tranny site?

I love it!! :1orglaugh

RedShoe 10-21-2006 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MuleScrote (Post 11123915)
Gonna use that story on the tour pages of the tranny site?

I love it!! :1orglaugh

Well let's just say "funny = money" and so far it's beta testing very well.

Pimpin_J 10-21-2006 12:23 AM

Haha, nearly fell of my chair :1orglaugh :1orglaugh great story :thumbsup

Spankys Teens 10-21-2006 12:49 AM

wtf where you thinking when u grabbed his rod?
hahahahaa


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