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Amputate Your Head 03-16-2002 04:12 PM

Hello! McFly! A Clue For The Utterly Clueless
 
ROFL!!!! Ask yourself.... are you fucking clueless?

The Donnie Douchebag, or whatever the fuck your name is, in the CumSensei thread prompted this.... I just can't fucking stop laughing.... man life is too fucking good.

You gotta read this.... it's fucking hilarious...
Quote:

Originally posted by Donnie Gangsta
I've just a few things to say... First of all.. I'm absolutely disgusted when I read the mindless postings of you unjustifiably haughty people. Your feeble attempts at wit and humour are, at best, preposterous.

This person was only earnestly asking for some help and advice. It's not at all unrealistic to make $3000/USD per month doing this. You people who mock him for that are nothing. Nothing. That's a drop in the bucket. I'm sure you've all been in the business for a few months, or a few years even, but look at you. None of you have made anything (Collectively speaking, of course). I'm appauled at how a lowly graphics designer (amputate your head) can take act so ostentatiously. I find it so amusing how you toil in front of your computers for hours, trying your best to get your brain to throw two or three strings of thought together and muster up even an ounce of creativity and post a few TGP galleries, or whatever it is that you do, whilst there are some making millions upon millions of dollars who started at the same time as you, if not sooner. How does it feel to know that you are nothing? How do you come to terms with the reality that your whole life is a waste? I suppose you push that truth to the back of your mind -- and you slander people on the GFY message board to make yourself feel as if your existence has any element of utility to it. But, despite all the ostensibility, and all the pretention.. your incessant mocking of others, and such, you really are nothing more than a few scavengers sitting in front of your computer screen, chomping at the bits. Chomp away boys.

hehehehe......

"lowly graphics designer"? Man.. that's good.... never fails to make me smile..... :thumbsup


hehe... okay....

Come the fuck on dude...... do you really take yourself THIS seriously? There's no fucking way man.... do you really think I'm going to take you seriously? Man, I hope not for your sake.... if you do, you can get in line with the sign.

Okay, I know.... I know... the clueless are STILL clueless... and now it looks like I've lost my mind.... I never thought I'd do this, but I'm gonna fucking explain this shit to these fuckers once and for all.... it might put a dent in our fun due to sudden enlightenment, but it won't last... there's plenty of dumbasses flooding in everyday, so we'll be back in business within the hour I expect.

Here it is man..... listen up brainless wonders.....

Donnie.... why are you so bent man? Because I ribbed CumSnesei during his quest for financial freedom? Is it because he really needs a solution to his situation and I offered nothing but bullshit? Is it because you don't share my sense of humor? Is it because you have a deep seated hatred for graphics guys or something?

I really hope you figure it out someday man, so you can have piece of mind.

In the meantime.... for all the Amp bashers..... people that get nauseated at the mere sight of my name... or any other for that matter..... the brainless wonders always seem to be bent on someone... whether it's me or boneprone or whoever....

Do you realize how much fun you are? My gawd..... the circus never closes....

What do I mean? Let's take the CumSensei thread.... Donnie..... this is not MonsterJobs or Job Service. It's GFY. I am not your fucking Employment Counselor. I am Amputate Your Head. Do you really think for one moment that I am going to simply hand over the keys to being successful because somebody posts a thread saying "I need to make $3K a month now or I'm doomed"?

Why would I do that? Because I'm a nice fucking guy? You, my friend.... are on some heavy glue. Do you think I've gone through what I've gone through for this many years and CLAWED my way to where I am so that I can give it away because YOU think it's the right thing to do?

Let's get to the nuts and bolts of this....

IF I happen to give someone some REAL advice or a SERIOUS reply to something.... it's because I FUCKING FELT LIKE IT. Not because you think I should be better than that......

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Do you think my entire existence is based on being a smartass on this board? You are sadly mistaken. Do you have ANY fucking idea what Amputate Your Head is?

IT'S A FUCKING PERSONALITY. Hello? Lightbulb yet?

Yes.... there is a real person behind my name.... that does real business... that experiences real sickness, sex, down days, euphoria.... all that shit..... but do you think for a minute that I am only what I am on this board?

MESSAGEBOARDS ARE A RELEASE...... NOT YOUR FUCKING SALVATION.

If you're coming here to solve your life's problems and financial future.... guess what.... you're the guy we're making fun of. I hate to be harsh and cold, but it's the truth. You need to seriously get a plan of action. And you're probably not going to find it on a bbs.

My fucking god.....

there it is.... I fucking spelled it out.

Somebody had to.... at least once.

kmanrox 03-16-2002 04:14 PM

hey what language is that post in? i dont understand, is that swahili?

:winkwink:

Amputate Your Head 03-16-2002 04:21 PM

jeezuz..... if there was ever a *secret* that the newbies need to be let in on, that was it....

man, that was fucking liberating..... :smokin

Jakke PNG 03-16-2002 04:26 PM

Boards aren't my salvation?
No shit.. they're a curse.
I think I'm like chataholic or something.

Steve 03-16-2002 04:29 PM

"The Exalted Asshole King."

what the fuck do people expect you to post?

Jakke PNG 03-16-2002 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Steve
"The Exalted Asshole King."

what the fuck do people expect you to post?

How's your negative cash flow? Any good?

wannabeapornstar 03-16-2002 04:32 PM

please help me to make 10000$/mnt ....i want Lambo

ldinternet 03-16-2002 04:32 PM

amp, calm down, for fucks sake. ;) i see your point but i don't know why you waste your time with shit like that, its not worth your hassle. fuck 'em all! ;)

Amputate Your Head 03-16-2002 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Steve
"The Exalted Asshole King."

what the fuck do people expect you to post?

hehe... exactly....

hey, I'm really not a bad guy.... I'm damn honest, dependable, and all that shit.... and I love beer and good tunes..... I'm virtually ALWAYS happy and smiling... I fuckin' love life man.... and my work is a godamned blast..... I get to drink beer and work in Hawaiian shirts all day..... haven't worn shoes in months....

but people gotta fucking wake the fuck up and realize.... this ain;t the real world here.... GFY is fuckin' wonderland man..... it's a helluva lotta fun which is why I'm here all the time..... if someone is really so desperate that they're lookin' to solve all their problems by posting here... man.... that person is in bad shape and would probably be much better off buying a newspaper and getting a job.

I also happen to think Cheshire is fucking hot.... and VERY sweet...... so I'm always watching for her to post.... :smokin

buster 03-16-2002 04:37 PM

i like it better when i though your real name was Amputate Your Head matter a fact i bragged to all my friends that i meet this head hunter kinda guy. now ill look like a fool thanks "go fuck yourself":smokin

shunga 03-16-2002 04:37 PM

"The OSTENTATIOUS Asshole King!" :thumbsup

Amputate Your Head 03-16-2002 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ldinternet
amp, calm down, for fucks sake. ;) i see your point but i don't know why you waste your time with shit like that, its not worth your hassle. fuck 'em all! ;)
dude... this one was done purely out of fun..... I was grinning the whole time I typed that..... :thumbsup

Amputate Your Head 03-16-2002 04:39 PM

but you're right ld..... that burned alot of time that I should have been working on this site here instead.... but sometimes ya just gotta say fuck it and go balls out man.... :smokin

kmanrox 03-16-2002 04:40 PM

colohost and i were talkin about ya last night amp, all plastered..... wtf... we like know dudes on the net with names like Amputate your Head and shit.... we have hit an all time low in life ;-)

shunga 03-16-2002 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
I get to drink beer and work in Hawaiian shirts all day
That's quite an image, combined with those tattoos... Am I the only one who wants pics..? :winkwink:

Amputate Your Head 03-16-2002 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox
colohost and i were talkin about ya last night amp, all plastered..... wtf... we like know dudes on the net with names like Amputate your Head and shit.... we have hit an all time low in life ;-)
hehehe..... sweet.... :thumbsup

you should see me trying to keep explaining to my mother that I operate by the name Amputate Your Head.....

she just doesn't get it..... :eek7

Amputate Your Head 03-16-2002 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by shunga


That's quite an image, combined with those tattoos... Am I the only one who wants pics..? :winkwink:

pics will be coming soon enough..... stay tuned... :thumbsup

for anyone that still has a fuckin' cob jammed in their ass... I strongly suggest you watch American Pie 2 and study it. If that flick doesn't make you fuckin' laugh.... nothing will, and you need to kill yourself.

=^..^= 03-16-2002 05:50 PM

originally posted by amputate your head:


A whole- lotta beer

I fuckin love you when your drunk man !!!! :winkwink:


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Amputate Your Head 03-16-2002 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by =^..^=
I fuckin love you when your drunk man !!!! :winkwink:
Woohoo! We got a fuckin' party on GFY here on A Saturday night!

It's ABOUT fucking time! :thumbsup

eroswebmaster 03-16-2002 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

..... haven't worn shoes in months....

No shit man...LOL

My work uniform consists of cotton fruit of the loom boxers...that's it...LOL

The only time I put on a shirt, pants and shoes hell man you'd think it was Sunday and I was on my way out to church :)

TheFLY 03-16-2002 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
Come the fuck on dude.........
Interesting use of fuck in this sentence...

Amputate Your Head 03-16-2002 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY


Interesting use of fuck in this sentence...

what can I say... I'm versatile.

Amputate Your Head 03-16-2002 09:38 PM

wow.... this is amazing.... I thought this would be on fire....

I'm stunned... must be alot of people either fully out of this loop or drowning in sheer denial.

cool..... :smokin

421Fill 03-16-2002 09:47 PM

nah, I saw the original post and, well, I usually just discount anything said by someone without the balls to post under his real identity.... so you win this one by default.

Amputate Your Head 03-16-2002 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by turbo
nah, I saw the original post and, well, I usually just discount anything said by someone without the balls to post under his real identity.... so you win this one by default.
huh??? WTF? Real Identity? So your birth name is "Turbo"?

I'm confuz-ed..... :eek7

You mean the Dennis O'Leary guy? (why can't I remember his fuckin' name???) David? Daniel? Duarte? Dwaste? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ASSHOLES FUCKING NAME???!!!

whatever... that guy?

I don't like winning shit by default... that's just uncool.... I need some fuckn' rebuttal man... where the fuck is that guy?

421Fill 03-16-2002 10:18 PM

sorry, dude. yeah, I meant him. And no, Turbo is not my birthname, but it's the only name that I go by in this business, and that's what I meant. For the record, my name is Derek. :)

what's yours? :)

FADE19 03-16-2002 11:21 PM

Donnie Gangsta
Obviously does not know his ass from a hole in the ground...case closed
:1orglaugh

Rocky 03-17-2002 12:11 AM

well i hate to let the gopher out of the bag....BUT

Amp's real name is Murvyn Hymel
:winkwink:

Donnie Gangsta 03-17-2002 01:52 AM

Amp... have you ever looked at how many posts you have made? Just wondering... Here are your statistics, just so I can enlighten you as to what a complete loser you are.

You've made 7000 posts in 9 months. That's 777 posts per month. That's roughly 25 posts per day. Which means that, once per hour, for nine months straight, you have made a post. How could you possibly be successful in this industry making that many posts? Just wondering.. a little bit of insight into how much your life lacks substance. By the way, sorry I couldn't respond to your mindless ravings from the previous Cumsensei post, but I was out enjoying myself. Unlike the myriad of hapless wanna-be adult 'webmasters' (as if they're the master of anything at all), I do leave my computer.

I've just read the boards for a bit.. never bother posting on here because I don't really have anything to gain from it. But now, I feel as if it's just good for the pure amusement value. I'm sure after reading posts, you scratch your block head trying to think of something witty to say. I can just imagine you in your hawaiian shirt, fuming with anger, because we all know you take the GFY board ever so personally. This is a very significant part of your life.

Anyway, I don't usually do things like this because it's not worth it to try to come across as if I have something to prove, but just to show you how inconsequential you really are, I'll post ONE sponsor's stats.

Just a little change..

Anyway.. Now that I've done that, I suppose you don't have a leg to stand on as far as insulting me. I know you can't help but be pugnacious, as it is the one thing that gives your life even an ounce of meaning.

Ok. I won't take my time to respond to the bulk of your comments, as it's simply not worth it. But I will respond to one that is hilariously comical.

"Why would I do that? Because I'm a nice fucking guy? You, my friend.... are on some heavy glue. Do you think I've gone through what I've gone through for this many years and CLAWED my way to where I am so that I can give it away because YOU think it's the right thing to do? "

What do you have to show for yourself after all these years of toil, other than the 7000 posts and the countless hours of intent thought that complement them? I interpret the above statement as 'I've absolutely no useful information to provide anyone so I will just flood the board with asinine comments and humour, amputate your head style baby..." -- which by the way, isn't in the least humourous.

Haha, you CLAWED your way to where you are.. as aforementioned, you're a parasite. You're a scavenger, chomping at the bits. You're nothing more than a tool by which people with real vision, intelligence, money, and ambition acquire great amounts of wealth. Actually, I digress.. you do have some utility. You can make me laugh uproariously. Thanks, amp..

And while you're sitting on your fat ass in your beer stained hawaiian shirt in your trailer park, or wherever it is you exist, (Yeah, exist, because you don't really 'live' .. you're just a liability to society), I'm out enjoying my money, laughing uncontrollably at people like you. Gimme your address.. I'll send you some busch beer. Cheers.

p.s. Sorry to keep all you ninnies waiting for my retort, I had better things to do.

Kat - Fast 03-17-2002 02:17 AM

Quite eloquent though isn't he?

mika 03-17-2002 02:20 AM

Nice stats ;))

vegasdude 03-17-2002 02:25 AM

should we be impressed gangsta wannabe :321GFY

I think not!

posting here 24/7 just means he make enuff bling bling to be aple to take a break a few times an hour and say hello:thumbsup

not like the mexican dishwasher u are only being aple to post at weekends :1orglaugh

Vegas

quiet 03-17-2002 02:29 AM

Quote:

Sorry to keep all you ninnies waiting for my retort, I had better things to do. [/B]
that's okay. us ninnies don't mind waiting.

hmm - i make more than you do, so i guess i'm more intelligent? or at least more pleasant :)

Donnie Gangsta 03-17-2002 02:30 AM

Hey, Vegas.. I don't have to try to flex because I know I can back it up, so there isn't really any need to respond to you, other than to say that you are useless.

vegasdude 03-17-2002 02:40 AM

cum on donnie u are so clueless that it hurtz!

I know for a fact that u are a nobody! donnie that was that undercover cop who took down a few gangsters...


go play with tennisace :1orglaugh

vegasdude 03-17-2002 02:43 AM

any1 with the brick of love :thumbsup

kazzmac 03-17-2002 03:09 AM

Despite his brash style, hes pretty fucking witty
and like you said Kat - extremely eloquent

CumSensei 03-17-2002 04:06 AM

Donnie Gangsta

Please send me a email [email protected]

I want to talk to you about some things..

mika 03-17-2002 04:09 AM

I like Donnie. Please post more, Donnie

Jakke PNG 03-17-2002 04:11 AM

We want more. We want more. We want more!


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