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CumSensei 03-17-2002 04:27 AM

Would you still liked him if he hadent posted his stats?

bhutocracy 03-17-2002 04:31 AM

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Originally posted by CumSensei
Would you still liked him if he hadent posted his stats?
they just like fireworks.. :)

^R3K^ 03-17-2002 04:36 AM

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Originally posted by kmanrox
hey what language is that post in? i dont understand, is that swahili?
:winkwink:

niwatie kutakavyokuwa anadhihakiwa itatokea


:Graucho

mika 03-17-2002 04:41 AM

I like Donnie because he doesnt seem like a guy who loses a pissing match

Jakke PNG 03-17-2002 04:49 AM

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Originally posted by mika
I like Donnie because he doesnt seem like a guy who loses a pissing match
Neither does Amp (I think).. so this might become intresting. :)

kazzmac 03-17-2002 05:26 AM

yeah hes pretty intelligent
I totally agree, Donnie is definitely not someone i'd go up against in a pissing match .lol, at least not without my thesauras

i want MORE!! this guy is a classic

Mike Semen 03-17-2002 09:40 AM

AMP, you're mean... I'm going to tell my mommy on you...

Amputate Your Head 03-17-2002 11:26 AM

Donnie, if nothing else, at least you write well....

but as far as what your writing contains.... how can you for one minute even presume to know the first fucking thing about me?
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Originally posted by Donnie Gangsta
Amp... have you ever looked at how many posts you have made? Just wondering... Here are your statistics, just so I can enlighten you as to what a complete loser you are.
Why do you care? Is it that important to you?

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Originally posted by Donnie Gangsta
You've made 7000 posts in 9 months. That's 777 posts per month. That's roughly 25 posts per day. Which means that, once per hour, for nine months straight, you have made a post. How could you possibly be successful in this industry making that many posts?
Again.... why do you care?
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Originally posted by Donnie Gangsta
ust wondering.. a little bit of insight into how much your life lacks substance. By the way, sorry I couldn't respond to your mindless ravings from the previous Cumsensei post, but I was out enjoying myself. Unlike the myriad of hapless wanna-be adult 'webmasters' (as if they're the master of anything at all), I do leave my computer.
good for you! Feel the power!

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Originally posted by Donnie Gangsta
I've just read the boards for a bit.. never bother posting on here because I don't really have anything to gain from it.
or anything interesting to say....
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Originally posted by Donnie Gangsta
But now, I feel as if it's just good for the pure amusement value. I'm sure after reading posts, you scratch your block head trying to think of something witty to say. I can just imagine you in your hawaiian shirt, fuming with anger, because we all know you take the GFY board ever so personally. This is a very significant part of your life.
you are so wrong it's laughable. Fuming with anger??? Dude... nothing could be farther from the truth.... I have more fun laughing at dumbasses like you than almost anything else...
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Originally posted by Donnie Gangsta
Anyway, I don't usually do things like this because it's not worth it to try to come across as if I have something to prove, but just to show you how inconsequential you really are, I'll post ONE sponsor's stats.

Just a little change..

didn;t bother to actually look at them, because.... I really couldn;t care less about your stats or whatever they are... but I hope it at leaast made you feel better about yourself to post them.....
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Originally posted by Donnie Gangsta
Anyway.. Now that I've done that, I suppose you don't have a leg to stand on as far as insulting me.
Are you nuts? I'm standing on both legs, straight and tall, and I will continue to insult and humiliate you for as long as you let me.
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Originally posted by Donnie Gangsta
I know you can't help but be pugnacious, as it is the one thing that gives your life even an ounce of meaning.
There ya go again... ASSUMING you actually know anything about me.... please.... save your stale breath.... because you don't.
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Originally posted by Donnie Gangsta
Ok. I won't take my time to respond to the bulk of your comments, as it's simply not worth it. But I will respond to one that is hilariously comical.

"Why would I do that? Because I'm a nice fucking guy? You, my friend.... are on some heavy glue. Do you think I've gone through what I've gone through for this many years and CLAWED my way to where I am so that I can give it away because YOU think it's the right thing to do? "

What do you have to show for yourself after all these years of toil, other than the 7000 posts and the countless hours of intent thought that complement them? I interpret the above statement as 'I've absolutely no useful information to provide anyone so I will just flood the board with asinine comments and humour, amputate your head style baby..." -- which by the way, isn't in the least humourous.

god you are fuckin' dumb.... funny... ina "hey, look at the idiot" kinda way... but still dumb.
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Originally posted by Donnie Gangsta
Haha, you CLAWED your way to where you are.. as aforementioned, you're a parasite. You're a scavenger, chomping at the bits. You're nothing more than a tool by which people with real vision, intelligence, money, and ambition acquire great amounts of wealth. Actually, I digress.. you do have some utility. You can make me laugh uproariously. Thanks, amp..
Nice shot! Well written! Good job... now you're getting the idea!

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Originally posted by Donnie Gangsta
And while you're sitting on your fat ass in your beer stained hawaiian shirt in your trailer park,
My ass is not fat, my shirt is not stained, and I don't live in a trailer park.... but if that vision makes you feel good, then by all means... hang on to it...
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Originally posted by Donnie Gangsta
or wherever it is you exist, (Yeah, exist, because you don't really 'live' .. you're just a liability to society), I'm out enjoying my money, laughing uncontrollably at people like you. Gimme your address.. I'll send you some busch beer. Cheers.
woohoo! (Busch is piss water though)

seriously man.... you need to stop putting those objects in your anus bro... it's makin' you weird.

Amputate Your Head 03-17-2002 12:00 PM

Let me put this into better perspective for you Donnie, since you seem to be having a really difficult time with the basic concept.

Very short and simple here.... when I get up from my chair and walk away from my computer, (like I'm about to do cuz I'm hungry now).... do you really think that one word of anything you've said goes with me beyond a 6 inch gap of air surrounding this chair?

It doesn't.

And do you know why? (I doubt it, but thought I'd ask...)

Because this is a messageboard for fuck's sake. This is not my life. This is not my business. This has nothing to do with anything that is external from this chair I'm sitting in. And nothing you say makes any fucking difference to me outside of the thread we're playing in.

So please... get a grip on yourself.... do it for me bro.... do it for the love we share.... :thumbsup

FADE19 03-17-2002 12:05 PM

dude....you rock...share the the wealth man...

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Sexy Jules 03-17-2002 03:36 PM

Donnie,

Do you have a sexy southern voice to go along with those
charming writings ?

Wink !

You remind me of someone that I have corresponded in email with for the last 5 years !



GUYS !

Give it up ! You won't beat that wit ! .... I know...Pray he's not a VIRGO
hehehe

========================

http://www.sexyjules.com

http://www.salsasluts.com

darksoft 03-17-2002 04:55 PM

Fuck all that, I just wanna know which of you worthless fucks is gonna wash my truck! I ain't got all damn day either!

Martin 03-18-2002 12:49 AM

Yo Donnie!!

Speak on it!!

-=HUNGRYMAN=- 03-18-2002 01:11 AM

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Originally posted by TheFLY


Interesting use of fuck in this sentence...

Hey Pete .... I thought the same thing too ... made me chuckle ...

This one is for you Bro ... let it load ... (1.14MB)

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theWatsonian 03-18-2002 02:04 AM

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Originally posted by TheFLY


Interesting use of fuck in this sentence...

Sounds like perfect English to me.

Thumbelina 03-18-2002 07:55 AM

Tune in next week when we find out just how long the Gangstas prick is and how long he can piss..........

Is he AMPs second personality?

Is AMP simply talking to himself and we have been dragged it to

this sesspool of verbal jousting?

And who is the reaL FATHER OF "PORN BABY"?

Tune in same Bat channel same Bat Time?

No I have to get some rest.........

Amputate Your Head 03-18-2002 08:06 AM

nah..... Donnie is not me talking to myself... I might be fuckin' deranged, but that would just be bizarre. :thumbsup

I've pretty much said all I think I need to say to Donnie anyway... hopefully I've shed some light on at least a little piece of reality for him... I'd hate to see him flounder through life completely in the dark.... :winkwink:

Thumbelina 03-18-2002 08:17 AM

I can keep working now that I know that you are of reasonably sound mind.........


Thanks AMP.

bunky 03-18-2002 08:46 AM

Amp, Please i beg of you type ur witty asshole like replys shorter! my eyes are hurting from reading all this thread. as far as donnie disliking you bc u are an asshole.. bo fuckin who.. When i came here back in august and asked for help. I didnt get a single lick of help but i got alota bullshit from (kman, amp, boneprone, dawgy, teengodfather, and pr0) alota people so i turned that negative insite into a way to show them up.. still workin out it though so please I'm asking with everything in me. KEEP BEING ASSHOLES AND IF GOING AND FUCKYOURSELF HELP DO SO!.

My :2 cents:

bunky

Amputate Your Head 03-18-2002 08:47 AM

I guess what so many fail to realize is that everything you read is not necessarily what you're reading.

Have you ever listened to the radio? Ever hear something like, the morning drive jock team get into an on air fight with the program director because they pulled some stunt on a listener and got 40 people calling up ranting and raving about how shitty they were to do that? The program manager suspends them indefinately for gross insubordination, replaces them with the late night guy or something and then they talk about it all day long?

Do you think that is real?

It's... a.... bit. A SHOW.

The program director did not just indefinately suspend the 2 guys that are bringing in $400+ per 60 second spot because they pulled a stunt. They're on vacation somewhere drinkin' Pina Coladas. Notice how in a week or two, they are *magically* reinstated?

It's not real. It is in fact, very planned and practiced.

But it's not ALL bullshit either. A radio jock may talk about something that happened to him the night before at a club or on a drive to somewhere or something that may, in fact, be an actual thing that occured to him... but from your side of the radio, you may never know where the real ends and the bit begins... that's how it should be. It makes for good radio.

Now... some of you may take everything you read here very seriously.... everything you post may be done in all seriousness... that's all good and well... if that's how you choose to interpret this board... but for ME? This is a place to have fun and cut loose.... "Amputate Your Head" is my goddamned radio show....

When I tell someone to format c: because they have a browser setting that's screwing up, do you think that I REALLY mean they should format their hard drive? Of course not. The leakin' water jugs, the flapjacks..... it's a goddamned show people. Do you think I act this way with my clients??? Of course not. I wouldn't have any if I did. Ask anyone that has spoken with me on icq about something or asked for advice or for quotes on a job or whatever... what I do here in the public forum for entertainment value is vastly different than what I do as an actual person.

It's
a
show
folks....

No one pays me to do this... it probably wouldn't be near as funny shit if they were... this is something I allow myself during my day to break up workloads, and because it's just a helluva lotta fun.... sure I fuck around almost all the time here... because it's FUNNY! But I also try to help with the real questions people have here if and when I'm in the mood and happen to have a few of the answers... so, again... it's not ALL bullshit.... but you gotta use a little bit of common sense to be able to separate the nonsense from the real...

and for the love of god,... lighten up... not everything needs to be taken dead seriously people... christ... laugh a little... it'll make your whole day better. :thumbsup

Amputate Your Head 03-18-2002 10:10 AM

whoever embedded the "fuck" wav in here.... right fucking on! :thumbsup

how appropriate! :smokin

Sexy Jules 03-18-2002 10:47 AM

I wanna hear a Donnie wave that says " go fuck yourself" !

Hiya Martin !

I am heading to your HOT board now !

HS


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