First Time Anal Experience Gone Wrong (Pic)
 

http://cxelinks.com/gfy/buttlove_story.jpg

I bet this happens more often then you'd think! Can you imagine? :1orglaugh

i cant see shit

Thats a shitty story lol

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I love the lawnmower analogy.

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lol thats class :1orglaugh

http://www.tuckermax.com/tuckertriesbuttsex.html

Posted this before, but seems suiting, and is a funny read.
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:1orglaugh incredible

Ah... the joys of ANAL! I've got too many stories to tell.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh so funny

do tell! I find these horror stories hilarious :1orglaugh

haha, very funny :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

ha ah funny one :D

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hahaha that's horrible and hilarious all at the same time.

OMG-This is exactly why you need to choose an "ASS MASTER" for those first time experiences. :error

Omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hahahaha :1orglaugh

aaaaaaaaah So funny
they will have to write some Instructions on those toys

hahahahaha.. funny story.

"like i was rip-starting a lawn mower.." :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh ...not bad...not bad...I've heard more outrageous...but thats pretty good

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAH HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAA

OMFG! That was soooo hilarious! :thumbsup

"like I was rip-starting a lawn mower"

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oh good lord. when will people realize, you need to be gentle with anal. :1orglaugh

I guess first timers have alot to learn :)

Lol:-))))))))

Thats funny as hell.

OWNED :1orglaugh

Hahahah! I wonder if she got a nice burn as well from him rip starting her asshole!

This is why I'll never go near the pie hole.

lol you're funny! :)
that's kinda gross.

I did a shoot of a girl getting DP's and when the scene was over there was a small turn on the bed. No one saw it drop out... but it did.

hillarious!

Dead funny, laffed my ass off, like everyone else at the lawnmower bit ... it just puts the perfect picturein your mind !!!

Funny shit! :1orglaugh

thats som funny shit

crappy story

Haha awesome. Right in the pooper!

hahaha omg thats a great story...