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Old 04-12-2005, 08:59 AM   #1
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I bet this happens more often then you'd think! Can you imagine?
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Old 04-12-2005, 09:06 AM   #2
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Old 04-12-2005, 09:09 AM   #3
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Thats a shitty story lol
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Old 04-12-2005, 09:12 AM   #4
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Old 04-12-2005, 09:16 AM   #5
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Old 04-12-2005, 09:18 AM   #6
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Old 04-12-2005, 09:20 AM   #7
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Old 04-12-2005, 09:21 AM   #8
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http://www.tuckermax.com/tuckertriesbuttsex.html

Posted this before, but seems suiting, and is a funny read.
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Old 04-12-2005, 09:22 AM   #9
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Old 04-12-2005, 09:23 AM   #10
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Ah... the joys of ANAL! I've got too many stories to tell.
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Old 04-12-2005, 09:29 AM   #11
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so funny
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Old 04-12-2005, 09:44 AM   #12
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Old 04-12-2005, 09:48 AM   #13
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haha, very funny
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Old 04-12-2005, 10:30 AM   #14
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ha ah funny one :D
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Old 04-12-2005, 10:42 AM   #15
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Old 04-12-2005, 10:46 AM   #16
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hahaha that's horrible and hilarious all at the same time.
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Old 04-12-2005, 10:55 AM   #17
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OMG-This is exactly why you need to choose an "ASS MASTER" for those first time experiences.
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Old 04-12-2005, 11:11 AM   #18
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Old 04-12-2005, 11:16 AM   #19
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Old 04-12-2005, 11:27 AM   #20
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aaaaaaaaah So funny
they will have to write some Instructions on those toys
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Old 04-12-2005, 11:30 AM   #21
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hahahahaha.. funny story.
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Old 04-12-2005, 11:31 AM   #22
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"like i was rip-starting a lawn mower.."
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Old 04-12-2005, 11:31 AM   #23
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...not bad...not bad...I've heard more outrageous...but thats pretty good
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Old 04-12-2005, 11:36 AM   #24
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HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAH HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAA

OMFG! That was soooo hilarious!
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Old 04-12-2005, 11:41 AM   #25
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"like I was rip-starting a lawn mower"
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Old 04-12-2005, 11:57 AM   #26
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oh good lord. when will people realize, you need to be gentle with anal.
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Old 04-12-2005, 12:41 PM   #27
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I guess first timers have alot to learn
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Old 04-12-2005, 12:56 PM   #28
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Old 04-12-2005, 01:10 PM   #31
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Hahahah! I wonder if she got a nice burn as well from him rip starting her asshole!

This is why I'll never go near the pie hole.
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Old 04-12-2005, 01:11 PM   #32
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I did a shoot of a girl getting DP's and when the scene was over there was a small turn on the bed. No one saw it drop out... but it did.
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Dead funny, laffed my ass off, like everyone else at the lawnmower bit ... it just puts the perfect picturein your mind !!!
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OMG!!!!!
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Both of those were hysterical.

I'll save all the details on mine, but just take my advice. Those "How to do anal" books that suggest a douche up the ass first...DON'T!
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hahahaa man both stories were funny as fuck, that link tops everything tho damn haha
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i wonder if this is true...blaaaaaaaahhhh...lmao!
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