Well I got head from a prostitute tonight.
 

That was some funny shit.


We were out gettin numbers from some hotties.....wen't to crobar and even though we were on VIP tonight, we were a little late.



Met up with some black whores, who were actually kinda good looking.



Noramally I would never do this...but.....I was kinda thinking "for the life experience".


So we went behind the club, cars goin by...I gave her 50.....she put a condom on me and blew me. I didn't cum...cuzz it's a fuckin whore...but still, it was kinda funny. I was laughing the whole time.



What a funny life it is!!! :winkwink:

kill yourself now

that sucks dude

:thumbsup

nahhh. it was protected.


otherwise.....

i bet you did cum.

no way. more of a life experience.

... sure it wasn't the ho laughing at you?

Congratulations on being a whoremonger. Be proud

Sure, right, we believe you, honest we do :1orglaugh

hard for me to cum with a condom to begin with...but witha condom/blowjob with a whore? pshhh.....

i just let her go for a few minutes...then left.




intersting experience.

:1orglaugh

I would have flipped off that condom and throat fucked her :Graucho

a prodigy of kmanrox ?

Are you proud of yourself now? :1orglaugh

say hello to some STDs

happened one time to me! I just was sexually frustrated, went out to have sex with one barmen I already knew. we came to his place after he finished working, got naked and he didn't turn me on at all. After that I understand that can't have sex without any feelings...at least passion!

what an exciting night

whatever blows your hair back man.

thats definately something to brag about on a board.


:1orglaugh

BG

If you're going to have a blowjob, at least have the decency to not giggle through it like a schoolboy.

You paid $50 NOT to come? Head with a condom? Sorry I'd rather have a handjob. And it probally would have cost half what you paid and you might have came.

dork... sorry, idiots taken

wow go chop off your dick now who knows what STDs you got

what the fuck would someone pay $50 to get their dick sucked threw rubber man buy a fucking doll if thats what ya want :1orglaugh

lol why do people pay for sex (directly) :1orglaugh

When you want sex and can't get it. I've never been that desperate. Well unless you consider being married paying for sex.

Good you used a condom

You were a VIP at one of Chicago's best clubs and could not pick up a chick....

The prostitute has AIDS, her gums were bleeding, and your condom had a hole in it.

Still laughing?

spying on them ?

why would you waste 50 bucks like that?

Waste of $50 :2 cents:

why did you pay her if you didnt cum? fuck that.

He's posting this on a public forum and wants to avoid getting flammed.

(1) She didn't us a condom.

(2) He came.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

http://www.schardt.org/hoscouts/img/badges/honor.gif


Ps if you give a scouts honor salute then it would it be alot more
credible

you know she was :1orglaugh

please kill yourself, we dont need you in the gene pool