So, I just got pulled over doing 90 in my benz and I've had a few drinks...
 

I saw the highway patrol car getting on the freeway so instead of braking, I downshifted as always. But, I was dropping off a friend and I missed his exit so I told him, this is bad but fuck it and I cut off the highway patrol by a quick 3 lanes change (I know pretty stupid).

Ok, so I get pulled over, my luck, I never leave my house without credit cards or license and this time I had forgot it.
I told them to check me out, I do have a pretty good record but they didn't even bother checking.

So, this fine chick cop comes and ask me all types of questions, Friendly as fuck. I have been pulled over a few times in my life but not only was she fine, she was so nice.

So I tell her I had a few drinks and that I saw her when I cut her off and she was just joking around and just asking questions.

Then she asked me how I got the benz and my alcohol told her porn.(Hehe)

So, I gave her some free demo Ball'r CD's and asked her out. She told me she was married and I told her I would pay for the divorce but no luck. I gave her my number and told her I owe her a big favor for not putting my ass in Jail and as I am writing all this, she just called and asked if I got home OK.

This was strange, bu pretty cool. :

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Sorry, but had to share with all of you.

You sure that wasn't a dream? :Graucho

I like a women in uniform :Graucho

Nice story, Dave. Was she a milf?

Cuff that shit. :Graucho

nice :thumbsup

i used to get pulled over all the time only for the cops to check out my car and what's under the hood

think about it, it just happened so he's still drunk. Of course it was a dream. He was probably a 350 lb. cop named Bubba.

Na, no dream. But Man I had never seen that before. I even told them, arent you suppose to be one man and one women. She said no, they work better as two females.

I don't get drunk, just a little buzzzzz.

Must be nice to be competing with bill gates.

When I drove through a bank with too much xanax and vodka, they just took me to jail...you'd be amazed at how fast the cops get to a bank when the alarm goes off :Oh crap

When you had a few drinks do you think you where over the limit? If the alcohol is speaking for you than you shouldn't be behind the wheel. Know two friends who have been killed by drink drivers - not cool, eve if your benz leads you to think so.

Don't you ever sleep.
I understand I have insomnia, but what's your excuse?

Im very jealous :mad:

Dayumm Dawg!

I would never drive if I thought I was bad, NEVER.

I know my limits.

But around here, just having the smell in your system, you are jailbound. Very Strict.

Sorry to hear about your friends.

Pretty fuckin' smooth. Stay away from my sisters...:)

Sleep is for the weak :thumbsup I've got the super insomnia.
I just got home from hitting a few clubs.

why does this story sound such bs? i dont believe you ....prove it :-)

http://www.abyssent.com/abyss_al/tumbleweed.jpg

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Keep us updated.

Shouldn't you be in bed with your wife, you drive a hummer, you would never know what anything over 60MPH is anyways.

great story :thumbsup

she'll call you sometime later. just watch.

Thanks, she is smart, her number was blocked too, damn. That would of been a great inside connection.

benz are sure chick magnet...this time a chick cop magnet! :winkwink:

I bet she would have said "OK ya got a deal" if ya were in the
Lambo:)

Great story:)

i smell something brown.. :1orglaugh

Maybe, you think that was it...

http://www.cyberagedave.com/benzzz.jpg

Thanks, it's wierd but I don't get pulled over in the Lambo. Maybe they think I'll fight the ticket and they would have to show up on court on their day off or something. :Graucho

I never have such luck. Of course, the CHP has had a hard time keeping up with me. :upsidedow

she is trying to set you up... helloooo, cop, blocked number, hmmmmmmm.

But eventually the helicopter gets you, or they come to your house and arrest you.

Never happened but I would never even try.

impressive story. smooth operator :thumbsup

Damn good point. And now she has my Cell number, she probably already knows more about me then me. Shit!

What did you do? Take the factory rims off the Lambo and put them on the benz? :winkwink:

That is one of the nicest Benzo's I've ever seen. :thumbsup

When the helicopters come after you, just head towards the airport. There's a pretty big no fly zone around the airport (for aircraft not landing or taking off of course) and they won't stop commercial traffic to catch a speeder.

Thanks, damn you know your cars, I never noticed that, they do look similar..

No, after market rims and I dropped it a few inches like the Benz.

have u looked at the new CL65 AMG? pretty nice looking ride. altho your 55 is badass, very spiffy car :glugglug

You..You...You are good You...:1orglaugh

Yeah, same body style but much faster, not worth the 50,000 over sticker price right now.

You can only go so fast.

But yes, pretty nice.

lol yeah its a bit pricey for that lil bit of extra speed.

have u ever seen any kindof aftermarket kit for the interior that would replace the wood with brushed aluminum? i think it'd be much more sporty, and just as luxurious. not a big fan of wood in cars. lol

I like to keep them simple, drop them and add the wheels. But yes I have seen them, they look pretty cool.