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DarkJedi 09-10-2004 01:23 AM
thats one badass ride

Dawgy 09-10-2004 01:29 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
I like to keep them simple, drop them and add the wheels. But yes I have seen them, they look pretty cool.
definitely like what youve done with yours. one of my favs :)

hit me up on aim later, left you a msg

Semi-Retired-Dave 09-10-2004 02:10 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Dawgy
definitely like what youve done with yours. one of my favs :)

hit me up on aim later, left you a msg
Thanks man,

You got mail.

block 09-10-2004 02:13 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by DarkJedi
thats one badass ride
Definately :thumbsup :thumbsup

Lee 09-10-2004 02:16 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
I would never drive if I thought I was bad, NEVER.

I know my limits.
Thats what they all say :(

Satisfaction 09-10-2004 02:40 AM
wow sounds like you ran into a lot of luck!.. damn i was waiting for the bit were you nailed her but oh well..

vapewiz 09-10-2004 02:48 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
I would never drive if I thought I was bad, NEVER.

I know my limits.

But around here, just having the smell in your system, you are jailbound. Very Strict.

Sorry to hear about your friends.
yeah after a few drinks u know you know your limits.....

:feels-hot

Trax 09-10-2004 03:00 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by RedShoe
think about it, it just happened so he's still drunk. Of course it was a dream. He was probably a 350 lb. cop named Bubba.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

zvik 09-10-2004 03:12 AM
sounds like a great script for a porn movie :)

polish_aristocrat 09-10-2004 03:17 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
I saw the highway patrol car getting on the freeway so instead of braking, I downshifted as always. But, I was dropping off a friend and I missed his exit so I told him, this is bad but fuck it and I cut off the highway patrol by a quick 3 lanes change (I know pretty stupid).

Ok, so I get pulled over, my luck, I never leave my house without credit cards or license and this time I had forgot it.
I told them to check me out, I do have a pretty good record but they didn't even bother checking.

So, this fine chick cop comes and ask me all types of questions, Friendly as fuck. I have been pulled over a few times in my life but not only was she fine, she was so nice.

So I tell her I had a few drinks and that I saw her when I cut her off and she was just joking around and just asking questions.

Then she asked me how I got the benz and my alcohol told her porn.(Hehe)

So, I gave her some free demo Ball'r CD's and asked her out. She told me she was married and I told her I would pay for the divorce but no luck. I gave her my number and told her I owe her a big favor for not putting my ass in Jail and as I am writing all this, she just called and asked if I got home OK.

This was strange, bu pretty cool. :

thumbsup

Sorry, but had to share with all of you.
not sure if we should promote ur program. Next time the cop wont be fiendly and you will go to jail :warning

lock 09-10-2004 03:19 AM
find out what happens in penthouse september

KDizzla 09-10-2004 05:10 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by lock
find out what happens in penthouse september
:1orglaugh

Semi-Retired-Dave 09-10-2004 10:43 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Satisfaction
wow sounds like you ran into a lot of luck!.. damn i was waiting for the bit were you nailed her but oh well..
That's the next episode. :1orglaugh

Manowar 09-10-2004 10:45 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
Maybe, you think that was it...

http://www.cyberagedave.com/benzzz.jpg
fucking nice :thumbsup

myjah 09-10-2004 11:36 AM
You are soo lucky. That usually only happens for women.

Mr. Jim 09-10-2004 12:19 PM
The tough life you lead.....

Zerof8 09-10-2004 12:23 PM
I have had a couple close ones like that but damn, you told her way too much and she still let you off. I would never admit I had been drinking, way better to deny it and let your lawyer fight it out with them.

NaughtyINC 09-10-2004 12:25 PM
jim.. missed ya in florida bud.... hope to catch up soon

Semi-Retired-Dave 09-10-2004 12:40 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Zerof8
I have had a couple close ones like that but damn, you told her way too much and she still let you off. I would never admit I had been drinking, way better to deny it and let your lawyer fight it out with them.
I agree, I am a smart off to the guy cops but she had me going, you could tell she was cool.

I think they know when you too much. They know something is up.

crockett 09-10-2004 12:45 PM
damn you're a lucky man, if you would have been driving a beater you would be sitting in jail for sure.

Semi-Retired-Dave 09-10-2004 12:58 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by crockett
damn you're a lucky man, if you would have been driving a beater you would be sitting in jail for sure.
If my beater would of hit 90, I have had a few beaters in my life, most of them would never come close to 90.

Doctor Dre 09-10-2004 01:00 PM
Damn that must have been hella cool :P

Mike AI 09-10-2004 01:02 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
I saw the highway patrol car getting on the freeway so instead of braking, I downshifted as always. But, I was dropping off a friend and I missed his exit so I told him, this is bad but fuck it and I cut off the highway patrol by a quick 3 lanes change (I know pretty stupid).

Ok, so I get pulled over, my luck, I never leave my house without credit cards or license and this time I had forgot it.
I told them to check me out, I do have a pretty good record but they didn't even bother checking.

So, this fine chick cop comes and ask me all types of questions, Friendly as fuck. I have been pulled over a few times in my life but not only was she fine, she was so nice.

So I tell her I had a few drinks and that I saw her when I cut her off and she was just joking around and just asking questions.

Then she asked me how I got the benz and my alcohol told her porn.(Hehe)

So, I gave her some free demo Ball'r CD's and asked her out. She told me she was married and I told her I would pay for the divorce but no luck. I gave her my number and told her I owe her a big favor for not putting my ass in Jail and as I am writing all this, she just called and asked if I got home OK.

This was strange, bu pretty cool. :

thumbsup

Sorry, but had to share with all of you.





Spice it up a little and send it to Penthouse!!

speakthetruth 09-10-2004 01:04 PM
Rather than bragging about driving drunk why not take a cab or hire a limo.

This is what drinking and driving can do.


http://www.helpjacqui.com/images/pho...300x300-02.jpg









http://www.helpjacqui.com/images/pho...300x300-03.jpg

Semi-Retired-Dave 09-10-2004 01:05 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by speakthetruth
Rather than bragging about driving drunk why not take a cab or hire a limo.

This is what drinking and driving can do.
I WAS NOT DRUNK< or else I would have been in JAIL.
They did test me.

speakthetruth 09-10-2004 01:09 PM
STFU and wake up from your dream.

When you do wake up read this site;

http://www.helpjacqui.com/

speakthetruth 09-10-2004 01:10 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
I saw the highway patrol car getting on the freeway so instead of braking, I downshifted as always. But, I was dropping off a friend and I missed his exit so I told him, this is bad but fuck it and I cut off the highway patrol by a quick 3 lanes change (I know pretty stupid).

Ok, so I get pulled over, my luck, I never leave my house without credit cards or license and this time I had forgot it.
I told them to check me out, I do have a pretty good record but they didn't even bother checking.

So, this fine chick cop comes and ask me all types of questions, Friendly as fuck. I have been pulled over a few times in my life but not only was she fine, she was so nice.

So I tell her I had a few drinks and that I saw her when I cut her off and she was just joking around and just asking questions.

Then she asked me how I got the benz and my alcohol told her porn.(Hehe)

So, I gave her some free demo Ball'r CD's and asked her out. She told me she was married and I told her I would pay for the divorce but no luck. I gave her my number and told her I owe her a big favor for not putting my ass in Jail and as I am writing all this, she just called and asked if I got home OK.

This was strange, bu pretty cool. :

thumbsup

Sorry, but had to share with all of you.

You never did say you took a breathalizer. Did u?

Inde 09-10-2004 01:13 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by speakthetruth
Rather than bragging about driving drunk why not take a cab or hire a limo.

This is what drinking and driving can do.


http://www.helpjacqui.com/images/pho...300x300-02.jpg






http://www.helpjacqui.com/images/pho...300x300-03.jpg

WTF :eek2

FrankWhite 09-10-2004 01:13 PM
and then you woke up.

speakthetruth 09-10-2004 01:15 PM
So the guys has a nice cars and more $ than most of you lazy fucks here so you kiss his ass. Wake up and see the big picture. A "few" drinks could well put you over the legal limit of .08.

Doctor Dre 09-10-2004 01:26 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by speakthetruth
Rather than bragging about driving drunk why not take a cab or hire a limo.

This is what drinking and driving can do.


http://www.helpjacqui.com/images/pho...300x300-02.jpg









http://www.helpjacqui.com/images/pho...300x300-03.jpg
ewwwwwwwwwww

ProjectNaked 09-10-2004 02:05 PM
did the GHB wear off yet:1orglaugh

Zerof8 09-10-2004 02:16 PM
Fuck the legal limit. Some assholes, which I have been one, dont have any business drinking and driving, but anyone who drinks regularly can handle a few beers and still drive, its the assholes who never drink that have a couple beers and drive then kill someone. Its the assholes, this has been me, who drink way more than they should have, we are talking gallons, and drive.

Semi-Retired-Dave 09-10-2004 02:22 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by speakthetruth
STFU and wake up from your dream.

When you do wake up read this site;

http://www.helpjacqui.com/
You guys act like you never had a drink and drove.

I WAS NOT DRUNK< get that in your head.

XPays 09-10-2004 02:27 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
You guys act like you never had a drink and drove.

I WAS NOT DRUNK< get that in your head.
i wish she had given you a breathalizer and verified you would not kill somebody on the way home

you should go to aa and clean yourself up and try to set a good example for younger webmasters

Semi-Retired-Dave 09-10-2004 02:30 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by XPays
i wish she had given you a breathalizer and verified you would not kill somebody on the way home

you should go to aa and clean yourself up and try to set a good example for younger webmasters
Don't ever drink and drive guys, and when you do go to have a drink, wait about two hours or take a cab.

I am sure all of you have never had a drink before. both of them gave me the test like I said, if I was they would of took me in.

Stop playing nice guys out there guys, damn. I know you guys aren't all Virgins.

aeon 09-10-2004 02:33 PM
Fuckin' prudes who couldn't get laid in a morgue are suddenly the moral majority of internet smut slingers.

XPays 09-10-2004 02:34 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
Don't ever drink and drive guys, and when you do go to have a drink, wait about two hours or take a cab.

I am sure all of you have never had a drink before. both of them gave me the test like I said, if I was they would of took me in.

Stop playing nice guys out there guys, damn. I know you guys aren't all Virgins.
good advice- the average non-virgin drive 10x more cautious when they have had a couple drinks because they are a paranoid. 90 and drinks is insult to injury. we worry about our peers:glugglug

Semi-Retired-Dave 09-10-2004 02:35 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by aeon
Fuckin' prudes who couldn't get laid in a morgue are suddenly the moral majority of internet smut slingers.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

XPays 09-10-2004 02:35 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by aeon
Fuckin' prudes who couldn't get laid in a morgue are suddenly the moral majority of internet smut slingers.
better to be a living prude than a dead moron


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