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High Quality 06-06-2004 08:29 PM

Just found a BROWN RECLUSE in my sink [PIC]
 
http://www.adultaffiliateservice.com/spider02ed.jpg

Gotta love central texas.

I'm sooo fucked.

Anyone know what I can do now that I know I have them? Can my apt complex like exterminate?

If anyone cares to help me out via icq, 18287590 !!!!!!!!!!

Magg 06-06-2004 08:30 PM

LET IT BITE YOU!!

then tomorrow check if you can walk on ceilings..

report back.

Mr Pheer 06-06-2004 08:32 PM

thats better than finding one in your ass

Turboface 06-06-2004 08:32 PM

Don't let one of those fuckers bite you.

http://www.bulkmsm.com/images/other/recluse.gif

:uhoh

AndrewKanuck 06-06-2004 08:34 PM

Damn that thing looks bad ass

NickPapageorgio 06-06-2004 08:34 PM

Bite Site

I had them in a home I owned a few years ago. Shake out all of your clothes and shoes before putting them on. The majority of bites happen either when people are getting under the covers in bed or putting on clothes. The fuckers like the security they feel when they are inside of a shirt or pair of pants or under a blanket. My best advice is to read up on them. These things can seriously fuck you up. Necrosis of the skin is not a pretty thing...(see above link)

quiet 06-06-2004 08:34 PM

jesus christ.

stevecore 06-06-2004 08:36 PM

yeesh... i'd be shitting kittens. those fuckers can mess you up big time.

Downtime 06-06-2004 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
Bite Site

I had them in a home I owned a few years ago. Shake out all of your clothes and shoes before putting them on. The majority of bites happen either when people are getting under the covers in bed or putting on clothes. The fuckers like the security they feel when they are inside of a shirt or pair of pants or under a blanket. My best advice is to read up on them. These things can seriously fuck you up. Necrosis of the skin is not a pretty thing...(see above link)


Jesus, just move out lol.

NBDesign 06-06-2004 08:36 PM

yeah, i think your landlord has to exterminate. (Depends where you live)... shit... if you tell them about it... and they do nothing... and it bites you.... sue their asses off... do you have kids? If so... you may wanna go to home deopt or someplace and get some bug spray and do it yourself... those can kill small children pretty quickly from what I saw on the discovery channel.

Good luck man... I battle the black widows here in arizona... they too are no fun to be bit by....

High Quality 06-06-2004 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
Bite Site

I had them in a home I owned a few years ago. Shake out all of your clothes and shoes before putting them on. The majority of bites happen either when people are getting under the covers in bed or putting on clothes. The fuckers like the security they feel when they are inside of a shirt or pair of pants or under a blanket. My best advice is to read up on them. These things can seriously fuck you up. Necrosis of the skin is not a pretty thing...(see above link)

Yo. So can they like exterminate? I need to know if at 8am I should go hit up my apt complex people to get on this shit like white on rice...

NickPapageorgio 06-06-2004 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Downtime
Jesus, just move out lol.
Notice I used the sentence "Home I owned a few years ago"...lol

This house was back in the woods too so there was no exterminating. We would get rid of them and they would be back the next season.

Also, these things can be DEADLY to elderly or children or people who have low immune systems. They can kill you...

...Sleep well this evening.:1orglaugh

escorpio 06-06-2004 08:38 PM

Those things will fuck you up. I'd move. No shit.

http://www.rochedalss.eq.edu.au/reclusebitethumb.htm

sumphatpimp 06-06-2004 08:38 PM

thats what i'd do

http://abyss.hubbe.net/gfx/covers/jt...shotgun-lg.jpg

NickPapageorgio 06-06-2004 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by High Quality
Yo. So can they like exterminate? I need to know if at 8am I should go hit up my apt complex people to get on this shit like white on rice...
Hell yes. Call them first thing in the morning and tell them to get the fuckers out NOW. They can be deadly under the right conditions like I said...

EviLGuY 06-06-2004 08:39 PM

Thats scary shit.. tiny little fuckers too. Can't even really see em coming.

ldinternet 06-06-2004 08:41 PM

I hate fucking spiders... I'd take a industrial bleach & a flame to that shit.

Hue G. Pness 06-06-2004 08:42 PM

Cut off it's fucking head and impale it on a toothpick or some other small stick. Then tape it to the outside of your house so the other ones see it and know to stay away.

NickPapageorgio 06-06-2004 08:43 PM

They actually are often mistaken for what we call here in VA, "Grass" spiders which are harmless. The first one I found in my old home I almost picked up and threw out the back door because I thought it was a Grass spider. For some reason I decided to look at it a little closer because something didn't look right. I looked it up online and was like..."well damn"

The poison causes what is called "Necrosis of the skin" which basically means, it kills all the skin cells that the poison comes in contact with. There are many surgeries and skin grafts in line if you don't take care of the bite immediately. Sometimes the dead rotting skin goes all the way down to the bone and all the "meat" has to be removed. It's not pretty. Don't fuck around dude, have them removed asap.

High Quality 06-06-2004 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
Hell yes. Call them first thing in the morning and tell them to get the fuckers out NOW. They can be deadly under the right conditions like I said...
Fuck me I definitely will.

silent moan 06-06-2004 08:43 PM

oh my spiders! scary! :(

zany 06-06-2004 08:45 PM

nasty!

Jeff aka NIGHTfall 06-06-2004 08:46 PM

AHHH I FUCKING HATE THOSE FUCKING THINGS!!! AHHHJ

Jamdin 06-06-2004 08:46 PM

'Tis the season for those damn spiders to start crawling out of the sink. I found one on Friday in the sink and one on Saturday. I found another spider body floating in my dishwater today.

I do not mind spiders as long as they stay the fuck outside.

Vitasoy 06-06-2004 08:47 PM

I'd kill that asap. heh

Magg 06-06-2004 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hue G. Pness
Cut off it's fucking head and impale it on a toothpick or some other small stick. Then tape it to the outside of your house so the other ones see it and know to stay away.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Fletch XXX 06-06-2004 08:51 PM

nice, i love spiders.

that one alongside the black widow are the two deadliest spiders in North America.

these are found in garages out here.

http://urbanentomology.tamu.edu/arthropods/img368.jpg

"Do not attempt to apply home first aid as a sole treatment. The widow spider along with the brown or fiddle-back spider - Loxosceles reclusa - are the two most poisonous spiders found in the United States. The brown reculse spider's bite is necrotizing and the site of the bite is very slow to heal. A complication of the brown spider's bite is DIC. Again, the black widow spider can be recognized by the red hourglass marking on its ventral side of the abdomen. The brown recluse spider is somewhat smaller (the body of the spider and its legs cover the size of a quarter) than the black widow and has a characteristic fiddle or violin marking on its back (dorsal side near the top of the spider). The brown widow spiders are easily differentiated from the brown recluse because the brown widowed spiders have a similar appearance to that of the black widows and, of course, lack the fiddle marking. The brown recluse spiders are very timid, hence the scientific species name - reclusa."

http://members.tripod.com/~LouCaru/index-13.html

thats a good page for info on the two.

Fabuleux 06-06-2004 08:51 PM

Luckily we don't have deadly spiders over here. I keep them all alive so they can catch the mosquitos in summer... Can't you buy some antidote? Just in case...

ytcracker 06-06-2004 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hue G. Pness
Cut off it's fucking head and impale it on a toothpick or some other small stick. Then tape it to the outside of your house so the other ones see it and know to stay away.

hahahahahah

crockett 06-06-2004 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sumphatpimp
thats what i'd do

http://abyss.hubbe.net/gfx/covers/jt...shotgun-lg.jpg

no shit man I could give a shit about snakes or big dogs but I can't stand spiders.. I used to go in people attics running network cables and so on... my biggest fear was getting bit by a brown recluse...

bhutocracy 06-06-2004 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
nice, i love spiders.

that one alongside the black widow are the two deadliest spiders in North America.

these are found in garages out here.

http://urbanentomology.tamu.edu/arthropods/img368.jpg

"Do not attempt to apply home first aid as a sole treatment. The widow spider along with the brown or fiddle-back spider - Loxosceles reclusa - are the two most poisonous spiders found in the United States. The brown reculse spider's bite is necrotizing and the site of the bite is very slow to heal. A complication of the brown spider's bite is DIC. Again, the black widow spider can be recognized by the red hourglass marking on its ventral side of the abdomen. The brown recluse spider is somewhat smaller (the body of the spider and its legs cover the size of a quarter) than the black widow and has a characteristic fiddle or violin marking on its back (dorsal side near the top of the spider). The brown widow spiders are easily differentiated from the brown recluse because the brown widowed spiders have a similar appearance to that of the black widows and, of course, lack the fiddle marking. The brown recluse spiders are very timid, hence the scientific species name - reclusa."

http://members.tripod.com/~LouCaru/index-13.html

thats a good page for info on the two.

nice.. i get plenty of these:
http://www.subnovastudios.com/misc/redback2.jpg

around here (thats my finger).. redbacks.. pretty much the aussie sister of the black widow

NickPapageorgio 06-06-2004 08:59 PM

And...the money shot. Brown recluse bite day 12 or some shit.

http://www.remotemedics.co.uk/l281.jpg

Mr. Marks 06-06-2004 09:02 PM

shit, very nasty. never been bitten by a spider.

a girl-friend told me bout this particular show (cant remember, think its oprah.) where this lil kid whos like, seven years old, was handling big hairy tarantulas and petting em and calling em sweetie or sunshine or something like that.

god. (shudders)

Magg 06-06-2004 09:03 PM

whoa thats fucking crazy i wonder if you could still bend your finger or if all the muscle and tendons are gone

zzgundamnzz 06-06-2004 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Magg
LET IT BITE YOU!!

then tomorrow check if you can walk on ceilings..

report back.

Come on now we already have one spiderman we don't need two :Graucho

Damn that thing looks nasty...

It looks deadly too. Are they poisonous? :helpme

Shonine 06-06-2004 09:05 PM

Good God that pic is discusting.

Drake 06-06-2004 09:05 PM

Oh my :helpme

Drake 06-06-2004 09:05 PM

Oh my :helpme

Fletch XXX 06-06-2004 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by zzgundamnzz
Come on now we already have one spiderman we don't need two :Graucho

Damn that thing looks nasty...

It looks deadly too. Are they poisonous? :helpme

didnt read much of the thread di ya? heh ;)

yes, very deadly, the bites cause necrosis as you see in the pic above.

nothing better than death setting into your flesh while you are still alive

pr0 06-06-2004 09:06 PM

I hate insects, so much in fact that if i see more than 1 or 2 a month i move. I've had explinations from big companies that its almost impossible to stop spiders because the poison only really gets on their legs when they spray down a base, so the big fuckers are impervious.


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