**** Pitbulls For Sale - Bred For Fighting ***
 

hey guys, one of my bitches just had pups..

these pits come from a long line of attack and fighting pit bulls..

i've done a lot of inbreeding with my stock to get just the right mix of strength and hostility..

i bred this female with a male i've had for 6 years..

he won a lot of fights but had to be put down last month after he mauled some lady in her back yard..

this will be the last litter he sired, so you better get in on them quick because these pups wont last..

the female is very aggressive and when you walk down the street, people will fear you..

for fun i take her to the ghetto basketball courts and let her loose..

you should see the coloreds and white trash run for their lives..

hilarious...

i have 6 males and 4 females..

$800 each..







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Are they good with small children?

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yeah, if you have a good health insurance plan or life insurance on your kids..

seriously, as long as kids dont make eye contact or touch them or enter the same room as my dogs they are great around kids...





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I'm interested but i'd like to see them run loose in a preschool first



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is there a bulk discount?

if you are going to fight them, you might want to pick up a couple of them..

i cant really discount them because i have to spend a lot of time abusing the puppies to make them aggressive..




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who else is selling pits?

i can guarantee you that they are not as good as mine are..

these are champion fighters...

every dog i own has killed at least 2 dogs, so you know this is good breeding..





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Boneprone said he wants 3 but he said you wont sell to him cause you caught him eating them last time? :helpme

everyone beat me to the kid related jokes

I would like to reserve one male and one female so I breed them myself, how much?

$2000 if you want a breeding pair...

which is a real steal because you can breed them right away and then you can breed their litter with each other..

i started out with a mail and female pair and two years later i have sold over 500 dogs just from that pair and then breeding their brothers and sisters with each other..

big money in breeding these wonderful animals..




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in his culture, pit bulls are a delicacy..

i told him that if i had any cats left over after i feed my dogs tonight, i would fed ex him a few..

he likes to boil them with the fur on and then peel them like bananas...




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Man you really have to start dating a better class of women.

SOLD!

I will take them all.

Do you take epass?

no, that fucking mallick guy bought 30 dogs from me for protection and then bounced his check to me..

the good news is that he is going to make a movie about himself and my dogs and give me a producer credit... :thumbsup




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it sounds like you are unfamiliar with the industry terminology, so allow me to educate you..

a bitch is a female dog..

i bet you wish you could go back to high school now and defend your mothers honor now that you know the meaning of the word...





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I need at least two!
But I need to know that they are aggressive enough, how can I trust your word? Would you make a sample video or description of how thorough the said abuse training is?

Can they be stuffed in a box sent via FedEx?

Good luck with the doggy sale :)

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Are they house trained?

can't you give them to me a little cheaper, I also need some money to paint my trailer, get a full back tattoo and some beers...

how about $500 for 2?

It takes a dedicated dog to go after a porcupine like this! I can't believe they were able to remove all 1,347 quills under one sedation. Good luck with the sale :thumbsup

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how are they with sub commanders and gangster roommates?

Ok, that's heartbreaking. I hope the porcupine and all of its descendents died horrible deaths.

You can make some really good money selling them. www.puppyprofits.com

How old are you people thinking its funny. First off a woman was just killed and you ppl are joking about a breed that is widely hated because of assholes like yourself. The fact that you are so bored with life you all have nothing better then to sit at your computer and giggle like little bitches is pathetic.

Btw inbreeding direct lines of dogs is not good breeding moron. Next time if youare want to joke around to gain the attention you lack in real life do your research.

Dude, this is a parody of an 8 page thread that should have ended after 1 or 2 .......

https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1035008

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GFY man, you are so rude and mean walking in here and interruption my giggle session with my pathetic little friends...

that's just mean man!

what up aye..

do i get a indian discount

i had to pawn my video camera, but if i sell a couple of the dogs locally, i will have enough money to get it back and would be happy to shoot a video for you..

although i cant show you my abusive methods for training these dogs, i can video them fighting or mating if you are into that..





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like i said, you can literally make thousands of dollars breeding them..

its well worth the investment..

do you have any gold you could sell at one of those gold places or do you just mostly have silver neck chains?

maybe you could go down to one of those payday loan places to get the money..

i would finance you, but i have had a bunch of bad experiences with people not being able to make payments due to court required child support payments..




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they are great with former gang members, but i would hesitate to place one in the home of a sub mariner..

my dogs have a keen sense of smell and will attack anyone that gives off the scent of homosexuality which is a very common trait from someone who was locked up with 80 -100 sweaty men underwater inside of a tube..





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this just shows how little you know..

first of all, the woman attacked probably was asking for it..

how do you know she wasnt taunting the dog or maybe even trying to fight it..

a lot of people, like yourself, think they are tough and think they they could win in a fight against a small animal.. unfortunately, pit bulls are full of spirit and natural fighters.. unless you are a professional cage fighter, you should probably not try to pick a fight with a pit bull..

as far as your comment about inbreeding, you obviously dont know much about breeding champion fighting dogs..

inbreeding keeps all the good qualities of the dog. its like if you cloned manny pacquio 1000 times.. do you know how much money you could make if you were the manager of 1000 manny pacquio's? a lot right?

same with what i do.. i breed champions..

dont hate..

you could buy my ebook and a couple of my dogs and you would soon find out that any guy can become a champion breeder like myself if they have the desire...





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Time for some pittbull humor .......

A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog. He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.

A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero," tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl." The man says: "But I am not a New Yorker!" "Oh, then it will say, Brave American saves life of little girl" - the policeman answers. "But I am not an American!" - says the man. "Oh, what are you then?" The man says: "I'm a Saudi!"

The next morning the newspaper says: "Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog.

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good lord!!! :helpme :helpme :helpme

thats not a porcupine dude..

thats acupuncture..

after one of my dogs fights, if he survives, i take him in for acupuncture because it helps with the healing and reduces some of the pain..

i highly recommend this if you have a saturday and sunday fight schedule..





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you're a fuckin idiot op....i hope one of them attacks your cock and you bleed to death

that's not funny. My mom died in a pitbull attack to her throat region.

there isnt much meat on them
so id need at least three to have a party
do you sell them preseasoned?

Do you sell sperm samples?