EliteWebmaster

As the title states, I need a php programmer who needs a job and has reasonable rates to do an escort agency style CMS website for me. Prefer Joomla (no Wordpress). I'm going to be frank and not beat around the bush, I need someone who can do this for me as cheap as possible. I don't mind working with out of country programmers to cut down on costs but a firm grasp on the english language is important to me as I want my project done right. I will need someone who can write a clean code with an integrated CMS with a MYSQL database, and nice admin panel.

Payment is paid once the job is completed and fully tested on my server. Too many scams going on with programmers who take initial deposits and I never hear from them again.

I will need quite a number of these types of sites done so if your price is right and you do a great job with the first site, there will be ongoing projects for you from my company.

Email me to discuss things further.

Best Regards,
EliteWebmaster

mirobit

All the signs of a client from hell in just one post! :D

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cardinalvices

Lets be reasonable. If its no prepayment then the price would be higher, because programmer is risking not to be paid at all. Not to mention the changes that might occur during the work. So unless you are looking at spending $5000 or hiring a Pakistan (no offence) programmer then you might want to look at your terms. If you need a reliable solution hit me up on sales at cardinalvices.com and let talk this over.

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EliteWebmaster

I have a very good reputation here on GFY. I have dealt with various well known board members and if needed, I can provide references. I am easy to deal with most importantly, I don't screw anyone in any of the deals I have done.

So as far as anyone risking not getting paid, that is not going to be case when dealing with me. I am just sick of dealing with programmers who start something and disappear after partial payment is made or excuses on why they can't finish a job they accepted. And worst they mysteriously disappear. Trying to recover the partial payment is nearly always impossible.

On the topic of paying $5000 for a escort CMS, no offense, but there are various available turnkey solutions which are well designed starting at $600-1250. I have already been offered a fully customed escort CMS already completed with full resale rights for $1250 but unfortunately, as good as it was, it was not the way we wanted the "look" of it. The best known escort CMS designer is only charging $2000 for a top notch CMS. If I wanted to get ripped off and pay $5000 or more, I would go to digital point

Anyways, anyone who needs work and wants to be reasonable with their rates, contact me above in my first post. Cheers

harvey

so you already know the answer. Standard "off the shelves" scripts costs between $600 and $2000 . What do you expect to pay for a custom solution? It's customary to charge at least 10x the price for custom, so by your own words, you'd be talking about $6000 to the very least. This being said, I think you may find someone willing to do it for $1500-2000, but I doubt you'll find someone willing to work at that price AND with no down payment. And, to be honest, you contacted me before to do something extremely fishy. Maybe it was legit. Maybe. But, personally, I wouldn't even turn on a computer before you pay at least 50% of whichever work you need.

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scottybuzz

List the job here http://php-programmers.notejim.com/ - however I doubt you will get anyone who will do all the work, then put it on your server without being paid a time

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EliteWebmaster

Whoa, let's be perfectly 100% crystal clear here Harvey, I have NEVER EVER contacted you to do any job, let alone something you claim to be "extremely fishy".

If you contacted me first to offer me something, I may have replied out of courtesy as I get "programmers" trying to offer me their services but I will state again I HAVE NEVER EVER CONTACTED YOU on my own to do any job or a "extremely fishy" job. WTF??!!

But again, I take great offense that you said I asked you to do something "extremely fishy". Since you dare accuse me of asking you to do something "extrememly fishy", POST EXACTLY WHAT I ASKED YOU TO DO that was "extremely fishy". GO AHEAD, POST IT. Heck post the email conversation so everyone here can see exactly what is so "extremely fishy".

It's one thing to be upset with me because you quoted me an outrageous price and I went with another programmer with a specific project, but it's a whole different story when you try to slander me and say I am trying to get you to do something "extremely fishy".

What's wrong with people these days, just because they get butt hurt you don't hire them for a job, they turn around and slander people saying things like "extremely fishy". Sheesh

harvey

you're RIGHT (capitals are on purpose since I'll prove this is the only time you said something true in this post): you didn't contact me, you contacted my associate Ed. When he shown me the work you wanted to be done, I simply tell him to forget it and ignore you.

So I asked Ed to send me the original mail with headers since you ask for it:


the "-edited-" part is to prevent spam for you and Ed

now, let's take a look at the image you wanted us to correct:



this, added to this thread made all our alarm bells ring

There's 1 chance in 1000 there's nothing wrong here and this is legit, hence why I said "fishy" and nothing more direct, but I really fail to see any scenario where you want a colleague's content and then the watermarks stripped from their work if you're related to them. Again, maybe a mysterious concatenation of events could happen and something that looks like plain theft is just a mistake, hence why I kept it at "fishy" and nothing else. If there's a LEGIT reason why you did this, then my most sincere apologies. And I'm very curious to hear those reasons.

btw, you said you never contacted me then you say I gave you an outrageous price for some programming work. Make up your mind, kid. For the record, I have no recollection you had contacted me at all EVER, nor did I contact you. At least with your available info. I made a search and nothing came up, we keep logs and backups of EVERYTHING as you can see. That's only one of the reasons our clients like us: they know we always strive to the maximum professionalism and they can get to us years after we worked for them and we'll have backups for everything and get back to past communications very easily.

The part of "outrageous price", while being a lie as proven since you admitted at first we never contacted each other, is nothing that worries me. As we can see in this same thread, or by doing a search in this board, you were looking for this for at least 1 year. And obviously can't get it done, because... who will take you seriously if you try to pay 1/20 of the price? So "outrageous price" for you might be anything higher than 20 bucks.

Finally, we aren't hired for jobs every day. Yet I don't think you'll ever find someone saying we slandered someone because of this (or anything else, as we're at it). It goes against our personal and business code of conduct, against any sense of professionalism and against any logic: a client lost today could mean a client earned tomorrow. Won't try to explain you something as basic as that, so do your best effort to understand.

Anyway, hope you enjoyed what you asked for, are you happy now?

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EliteWebmaster

This is your "extremely fishy" excuse to slander me? There is a perfectly good reason why I will gladly explain. As you pointed out, I buy Adult Templates Revolution templates and sometimes people who buy these templates mod out the original toon with their own. Hence when they sell me their templates, they have the modded toon and not the original toon that came with the template they bought. So, I simply want the original that came with the template which I want the toon/template in it's virgin state. So that's the reason I want the toon's watermark removed. The fact that I AM BUYING the actual templates should say something right there. If I wanted to "pirate" a toon from the wordpress template, why the heck would I buy the same original template? . There is nothing shady or as you put it "EXTREMELY fishy" going on here. Perhaps if you took the time to ask someone first instead of accusing them and slandering them on the boards, you will find out, not everyone steals other people's work

EliteWebmaster

Furthermore, you should learn some proper grammar as well. You clearly said "And, to be honest, you contacted me before to do something extremely fishy".

Now you said I contacted Edgar and not you. Listen up, Edgar contacted me, I DID NOT CONTACT YOU or EDGAR at all. Edgar contacted ME. I never wanted to deal with your company whatsoever until he approached me first

And your last paragraph gave me the biggest chuckle of all "It goes against our personal and business code of conduct, against any sense of professionalism".

If you had any sense of "Professionalism", you would not go around accusing people and making up false accusations and slander against someone when you don't even know the circumstances of why the watermark in the toon needed to be removed, and blatant reckless disregard stating false facts "I contacted you" when I never even spoken to you EVER BEFORE. I trust with your infinite "Professionalism" you can learn the basics of the term and not try to drag someone through the mud for no reason.

By the way, you did not say "fishy", you said "extremely fishy" which paints me as a shady person. That in real life is called Slander

harvey

well, well, well.... isn't it funny? In any court, what you did is called a confession!

I don't have the time to tell you every single illegal thing you admitted (so slander my ass, you ADMITTED it), but just for starters: you're buying (and I presume with the intention to use) scripts that you don't have the right to buy, you're accomplice of a crime by buying from people not allowed to resell, you admitted that YOU KNOW that the mentioned scripts had an "oversold" threshold so you're KNOWINGLY BUYING illegal content, you're causing a prejudice to other buyers, you're buying (I presume with intention of using) unlicensed content and on top of that modifying it to your own purposes without permission, and so on.

If in doubt about everything you did, check http://www.adulttemplatesevolution.com/terms-of-use.php

That isn't called "fishy" or "extremely fishy". That is plain illegal. And the fun part is you're admitting it. So... see? I wasn't that wrong in my first impression, thank you for clarifying all doubts.

by the way, your... say... "comeback" about who contacted who: If Ed contacted you or if you contacted him not only doesn't matter at all, but... it isn't illegal at all! Yet that's the whole point of your smart "comeback". The only legit part of what you said!

Anyway, good luck with your search, if I were you I'd hope this thread gets buried really deep and nobody sees it. Or if you want, consider this as a bump for the next year of looking for someone willing to work with you for 1/20 of the price and no upfront down payment

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EliteWebmaster

Are you high or plain stupid?

My thread to buy the templates has been in the BuySell section for 7 months with bumps several times. If it was "illegal", don't you think it would have been taken down???

Get your facts straight before looking dumber and more unprofessional. Careful now, your "professionalism" is at stake here . It is not a "script", it is a "wordpress TEMPLATE" and I am buying it from someone who legitimately bought it from ATE. I am not buying a warez script or nulled script. Can you understand the words you are reading here? It is not a "script", it is a "wordpress theme template" . Do they teach english in your country?

The fact that your firm contacted me to do what you claim to be "illegal" work is even more of a black eye on your company . Remember now, I DID NOT CONTACT YOU or Ed, your firm CONTACTED ME FIRST offering to do it for $3 per toon

EliteWebmaster

And on the topic of my outrageous price comment about your company, I'm not being rude but since you chose to be rude on your end, I will address it further. For the prices you guys charge and more importantly the "quality of design/work" you guys put out for that price, YES your prices are "outrageous" because at those prices you charge + your type of designs , I would rather go with top notch proven designers like:

s2odesigns.com
CardinalVices.com
zuzanadesigns.com
machinegunkelly

All of them are great people, work is top notch and you get what you pay for with their prices they charge because the work they do, they are worth it

harvey

1) a "WP theme template" is a set of php, css and js scripts. Anything that is "scripted" is called a script, you retard. But what do I know? I only built a few hundreds of those
2) buying from ATE doesn't give resell rights, read the link I provided you retard
3) Yes, Ed contacted you without knowing what you wanted to do. And as soon as he saw it, he shown it to me and we decided to ignore you since we don't want to engage into anything "fishy"
4) The fact you're admitting what you did is illegal is just... err.... fascinating
5) you can discuss who contacted who, English grammar (btw, it's with capital E since we're getting picky) or semantics. You still are doing illegal things. Nice to see you admit it and you don't even deny it, so I don't understand why are you so angry about me thinking you were into what you're actually admitting

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EliteWebmaster

Are you butthurt? Did I hurt your feelings about the quality of your "designs" that you have resorted to name calling? Wow, I have to take back my comment about you and your company. Calling people "retard" really makes you and your company seem more "Professional".

Wordpress Theme Definition
http://wpsites.net/wordpress-themes/...rdpress-theme/

Read it please, it clearly states it's a "theme template" not a "Script". Go back to school please. They do have schools in your country right? I suggest going back to it and focus more time on improving your grammar, then maybe your designs will improve along with your language skills

EliteWebmaster

I see your choices in calling good brandable domain names is as shitty as your designs . WTF is a Tubean.com PREMETRO.COM AND FEMINACY.COM for $300 each

mirobit

Usual cheap client who brings problems every day.

I can't believe that someone can go through the hassle of pirating (or conspiring with the piracy of) an AdultTemplatesEvolution template to avoid paying $50... And then talks about zuzanadesigns, yeah right!

Not sure who will end up taking this project... My guess is someone who claims he can do it for $400 and then disappears! Place your bets everyone!

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EliteWebmaster

Are you stupid or a retard? Read the thread carefully , I am actually BUYING the AdultTemplatesEvolution templates legitimately from people (GFY members) who have bought the templates from ATE but for whatever reason, they don't want them any longer. Thus they sell them to me:

https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1033055

Are you following me or do I have to draw a diagram for you? Why am I not surprised that the Mirobit and Harvey come from the same region of the world . You two really need to find a school if they exist in your country and take a class together on Reading and using proper English grammar
And the exposure this thread got from idiots Harvey and you bumping my thread found me a programmer who is doing the job for me as per my requirements. Based on their rep, I don't think they are the type to walk away from $2100 jobs, so I lucked out

mirobit

Since you know so much English, can you please explain to me what does this mean, in the terms of use of AdultTemplatesEvolution: You may NOT place the product MODIFIED or UNMODIFIED on website, CD or any other medium and offer it for redistribution or resale of any kind without prior written consent from our company.
The product is property of Adult Templates Evolution and protected by copyright. Any unauthorized use or distribution of this copyrighted product is illegal and will lead to civil liability.

Just wondering... On the other hand, I don't think anyone cares if you got the project or not, plus you are obviously lying... No one with a bit of reputation would work on those terms. And I don't see someone who conspires with the piracy of $50 templates paying $2100 for a CMS But good luck to you (and to that unlucky programmer!)

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EliteWebmaster

I could explain it to you but an illiterate retard like you wouldn't understand English unless I got a translator for you with picture diagrams. Even then, you probably wouldn't understand it. Look at your portfolio on your website, and you expect me to take you seriously? I wouldn't pay you to make me a taco much less get you to do any programming job. .

gimme-website

DO you have prior written consent from ATE? Their terms are quite clear.

At the very best you are re-assembling themes that are supposed to be limited run.
At the very worst you are getting yourself a cheap copy "yeah, I don't use this copy anymore... HONEST"

That's how it looks. Shady...fishy. And I'd turn you away too.

So fire away. Insult my folio, insult my country, insult me...i couldn't give a fuck.

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EliteWebmaster

There is no need to insult you or your country. You have to understand I am thinking that I'm buying them legitimately and I never had ATE ask me not to buy them. The written consent is on the onus of the seller to get from ATE, not mine to buy them. For all we know, they may have gotten consent which makes this all a mute point. I'm sure ATE saw me posting my buying ATE templates on the Buy Sell board for over 6 months. So if they have no problems with me buying them, I don't see how it's any business of anyone's elses. Simple as that. That's how I look at it.

gimme-website

I can see from your viewpoint that you think you are doing nothing wrong.
But just because you THINK you are buying them legit.. it doesnt mean you are.
And the same applies "For all we know, they may have gotten consent which makes this all a mute point"... so you don't know and you havnt checked either.

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EliteWebmaster

Like I said, I buy them from GFY members, alot of trustworthy members of the site, these folks are good guys who just have no use for them or they have shut down their sites. Whatever their reasons for selling the templates, it's not for me to judge the reasons for them selling it. I complete the sale and that's the end of it.

Again, my intentions are legit, maybe I should start asking more questions when I buy them in the future but up until this thread started to get out of hand, and I had a chance to read the TOS, I never thought there was a problem with anyone selling their copy of the template. Again, I don't know if these people got consent or not. I assume they do since I doubt these GFY'ers, most pretty respectable folks, I don't see them trying to scam me and sell me something they know they are not supposed to sell.

gimme-website

I totally see your viewpoint. And to some extent I agree with you. Where's the harm?
I've got no fight in this..But I think you should have cleared it with ATE just so you know your position for FACT. And then you could blast away with all guns loaded...

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mirobit

He knows what he's doing, that task of correcting that image speaks by itself... He could have just sent an email to ATE and purchase it, if he is so legit as he claims to be... If ATE doesn't do anything about this, it's because they are too busy to prosecute someone who probably has only $300 in his bank account.

You can also see what kind of person he is, as he starts insulting when no one did. So, the usual unpolite, cheap guy around, that's why I didn't even bid on this project, and I would never bid on any project of him.

If anyone works for him I would like to have the amusement of hearing that experience.

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gimme-website

Welcome to gfy mirobit. Are you the new expert in town??

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BangThemes

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EliteWebmaster

I definitely agree with you, in the future if i buy more of them, I'm going to at least make sure they have the right to sell it. So at least as you mentioned, I can blast away with both guns blazing if anyone attacks me about it. It's good to have a meaningful discussion with someone like you without it turning into something ugly like the other 2. And by the way, saw your portfolio, your work is really good, top notch in fact, I must say your reputation precedes you, very impressive

EliteWebmaster

Thanks, I'll definitely take a look at it. I have a CMS one being done for me right now but I might stlll pick up your Wordpress version. Message me and let me know if your theme has the option of the escort being able to place her own ad without me having to do it myself?

Aliaric

Are offer still relecant?

Aliaric

relevant i mean...