Please Wish Me Luck - I Will Be Swimming The English Channel Tomorrow - GoFuckYourself.com

marketsmart · 11-19-2010, 04:12 PM

or at least attempting to...

how long do you think it will take me?

i suspect at least 3 hours...

anyway, wish me luck....

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{Psycho} · 11-19-2010, 04:38 PM

WTF .. are u kidding

Caligari · 11-19-2010, 04:39 PM

I recall there is a short cut, if I can remember it I will post it here.

marketsmart · 11-19-2010, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by {Psycho}

WTF .. are u kidding

no dude...

i tried this last year but i barely made it past the breakers, but back then i was smoking 12 packs of cigs a day...

this year i am in much better shape...

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GrouchyAdmin · 11-19-2010, 04:42 PM

Don't forget to eat plenty of beans and float on your back for half of the trip.. and if you end up shitting, it's just fishfood.

marketsmart · 11-19-2010, 04:43 PM

here's a picture a local reporter snapped of me after my attempt last year..

thats actually water in my belly.. i'm not fat like that...

the paramedics told me i swallowed at least 40 gallons of water...

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Zuzana Designs · 11-19-2010, 04:43 PM

I remember when you tried to do it in 06. Good luck tomorrow.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 11-19-2010, 04:44 PM

Good luck ol' chum (well, let's hope you don't become chum - I hope that I didn't jump the shark in saying that)...

I will think of you when I am surfing English channels tomorrow in search of much college football whilst consuming massive quantites of adult beverages.

ADG

marketsmart · 11-19-2010, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs

I remember when you tried to do it in 06. Good luck tomorrow.

thanks...

you would barely recognize me now..

i lost 15 pounds, got collagen in my lips, pec and calf implants, and i stopped getting my armpit hair and eyebrows colored...

maybe we could have a spot of tea and a good shag when i swim from the bahamas to north carolina in the spring...

.

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TeenCat · 11-19-2010, 05:08 PM

hm man i have been swimming alot in my life so i wish you have luck and not so big waves

Zuzana Designs · 11-19-2010, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

thanks...

you would barely recognize me now..

i lost 15 pounds, got collagen in my lips, pec and calf implants, and i stopped getting my armpit hair and eyebrows colored...

maybe we could have a spot of tea and a good shag when i swim from the bahamas to north carolina in the spring...

.

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Congrats on the weight loss MS. I was hoping you were going to shave your almost always dyed hairy parts. I only like green tea if that's ok. I will give you my latitude and longitude via e-mail.

Be safe tomorrow and don't give up.

fatfoo · 11-19-2010, 06:27 PM

The English Channel (French: la Manche, Breton: Mor Breizh, Cornish: Mor Bretannek) is an arm of the Atlantic Ocean that separates Great Britain from northern France, and joins the North Sea to the Atlantic. It is about 560 km (350 mi) long and varies in width from 240 km (150 mi) at its widest, to only 34 km (21 mi) in the Strait of Dover. It is the smallest of the shallow seas around the continental shelf of Europe, covering an area of some 75,000 km2 (29,000 sq mi).

WiredGuy · 11-19-2010, 07:05 PM

Don't they have a bridge?
WG

DaddyHalbucks · 11-19-2010, 07:12 PM

Good luck Bro! Even if you only do a few miles, it will still be impressive.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 11-19-2010, 07:37 PM

Pffft!!!

What a pussy, "swimming" the English Channel...you should at least try and jump the English Channel or do something else that hasn't been done before:

ADG

Django · 11-19-2010, 07:40 PM

Congrats and Good Luck

k0nr4d · 11-19-2010, 11:14 PM

I know the english channel doesn't exactly get much warmer but why not do this in summer?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 11-19-2010, 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0nr4d

I know the english channel doesn't exactly get much warmer but why not do this in summer?

You don't know Sir Market Smart. Aye, he is a brave lad (even if slightly off his rocker).

Actually, he's a bit like a fish when he's out of water...

ADG

nakeddutch · 11-19-2010, 11:45 PM

Good Luck to ya!

yoeleven · 11-20-2010, 02:06 AM

which stroke are you doing?

CaptainWolfy · 11-20-2010, 02:22 AM

good luck in your quest!

DiF0r · 11-20-2010, 02:27 AM

good luck man

TheDA · 11-20-2010, 03:51 AM

Good luck.

You know those pec and calf implants aren't real muscle and they won't help you any right ?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 11-20-2010, 05:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yoeleven

which stroke are you doing?

When he was younger, MarketSmart was a Junior Olympic cockstroker...

ADG

wild johnny · 11-20-2010, 07:43 AM

Hey here is the short cut.. Laughing!!

Good Luck

AnimeFevers · 11-20-2010, 08:44 AM

Was this by any chance for children in need? Hope it went well.

redwhiteandblue · 11-20-2010, 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

Don't they have a bridge?
WG

We were thinking of building a bridge but then we realized the French drive on the wrong side of the road so it could lead to a few accidents...

nikki99 · 11-20-2010, 11:45 AM

good luck

ottopottomouse · 11-20-2010, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

Don't they have a bridge?
WG

Railway tunnel.

Double trouble · 11-20-2010, 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo

The English Channel (French: la Manche, Breton: Mor Breizh, Cornish: Mor Bretannek) is an arm of the Atlantic Ocean that separates Great Britain from northern France, and joins the North Sea to the Atlantic. It is about 560 km (350 mi) long and varies in width from 240 km (150 mi) at its widest, to only 34 km (21 mi) in the Strait of Dover. It is the smallest of the shallow seas around the continental shelf of Europe, covering an area of some 75,000 km2 (29,000 sq mi).

Fatfoopedia

grumpy · 11-20-2010, 02:28 PM

wow. the last record is over 6 hours and you are gonna do it in three. Idiot

Agent 488 · 11-20-2010, 02:33 PM

his roommate jim posted on twitter some disturbing news about the attempted swim. don't know i should say anything. i'll see if i can get eric to approve jim's account here so he can post. : (

DVTimes · 11-20-2010, 02:49 PM

hope it went well.

its soooo cold.

Konkan · 11-20-2010, 04:25 PM

good luck and swim fast

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 11-20-2010, 05:08 PM

Let me know when you are leaving and I'll get my rig and follow along and keep you company - thar it is...I calls it the TITanICK (it's a babe magnet):

If you want, when you're done with your swim, I can hook up my outboard and take you water skiing on the way back!

ADG

MrBottomTooth · 11-20-2010, 07:17 PM

RIP Marketsmart. I can't believe he drowned. Why didn't he have spotters?

CaptainHowdy · 11-20-2010, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Is that TeenCat ??

bns666 · 11-20-2010, 08:02 PM

any update on how it went?

SleazyDream · 11-20-2010, 08:15 PM

i don't know if to believe this or not... some bad info in the thread there that's for sure

Agent 488 · 11-20-2010, 08:20 PM

lots of shit on twitter about it. fucking sad.

garce · 11-20-2010, 08:40 PM

Did he make it in three hours? According to Agent_488, MarketSmart is done posting here.

Zuzana Designs · 11-20-2010, 08:41 PM

wow this is bad.

TeenCat · 11-20-2010, 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs

wow this is bad.

i am sorry that you cannot swimm, but it doesnt mean anything is bad

Agent 488 · 11-20-2010, 08:49 PM

wonder how the weather was? if it was windy it would have been suicide.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 11-20-2010, 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Let me know when you are leaving and I'll get my rig and follow along and keep you company - thar it is...I calls it the TITanICK (it's a babe magnet):

If you want, when you're done with your swim, I can hook up my outboard and take you water skiing on the way back!

ADG

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Is that TeenCat ??

No. it's me with my bitchin' Redneck Riviera ride...built it myself!

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth

RIP Marketsmart. I can't believe he drowned. Why didn't he have spotters?

I volunteered. Marketsmart was too proud...

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

i don't know if to believe this or not... some bad info in the thread there that's for sure

I kept trying to send him No Signals, but all he saw were Yes Signals...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488

lots of shit on twitter about it. fucking sad.

We should set up a fundraiser:

http://www.GfyMarketSmartMemorialFund,com

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs

wow this is bad.

I wonder if we should let Christian Bale know?

RIP MarketSmart...

ADG

Davy · 11-21-2010, 04:45 AM

Twenty miles? That's a lot. I swam across the lake of constance once. But it's nowhere near that far.

bns666 · 11-21-2010, 08:03 AM

whats the url to that twitter where info was posted?

amacontent · 11-21-2010, 10:34 AM

Good luck take pics

XD2 · 11-21-2010, 10:52 AM

Nothing quite like giving yourself a challenge: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-11355367

Agent 488 · 11-21-2010, 10:58 AM

50 missing marketsmarts?

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