Old People Joke! - GoFuckYourself.com

SallyRand · 11-26-2010, 06:05 PM

Don't blame me if you've heard it already; I thought it was funny!

An elderly couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office.

The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?'

The man says, 'Will you watch us fuck?'

The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.

When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you fuck."

He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says good bye.

The next week, the same couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.

This happens several weeks in a row

The couple makes an appointment, they fuck with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.

Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?'

The man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything.

She's married; so we can't go to her house."

The woman says, "I'm married; and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139.

We do it here for $50, and Medicare pays $43 of it, leaving our net cost to fuck as $7."

AK · 11-26-2010, 06:20 PM

lol it was funny... good idea!

baddog · 11-26-2010, 08:01 PM

I don't understand why they could not go to his house.

garce · 11-26-2010, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by SallyRand

Don't blame me if you've heard it already; I thought it was funny!

I have not heard it before because no-one I know is stupid enough to think its funny. Maybe if it was written better. The worst joke I've heard in my life.

Spunky · 11-26-2010, 09:05 PM

Heh heh,that was good for a chuckle

baddog · 11-26-2010, 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by garce

Maybe if it was written better.

Definitely, poorly constructed. I will fix it before I tell it.

zeuse · 11-27-2010, 01:14 PM

I thought old people got fucked in their care homes as standard.

SallyRand · 11-27-2010, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Definitely, poorly constructed. I will fix it before I tell it.

Yeah, it was! I failed to proofread properly!

11-26-2010, 06:05 PM	#1
SallyRand So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: In A Galaxie Far, Far Away! Posts: 3,487	Old People Joke! Don't blame me if you've heard it already; I thought it was funny! An elderly couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?' The man says, 'Will you watch us fuck?' The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees. When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you fuck." He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says good bye. The next week, the same couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row The couple makes an appointment, they fuck with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave. Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?' The man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything. She's married; so we can't go to her house." The woman says, "I'm married; and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and Medicare pays $43 of it, leaving our net cost to fuck as $7."

11-26-2010, 06:20 PM	#2
AK MadZuma Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: California Posts: 6,436	lol it was funny... good idea! __________________ Alfonsus Kusuma (AK) ak at madzuma.com skype me - alfonsus.com

11-26-2010, 09:05 PM	#5
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,934	Heh heh,that was good for a chuckle __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

11-26-2010, 08:01 PM	#3
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	I don't understand why they could not go to his house.

11-27-2010, 01:14 PM	#7
zeuse Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: + ENGLAND Posts: 499	I thought old people got fucked in their care homes as standard.