Old People Joke!
 

Don't blame me if you've heard it already; I thought it was funny!

An elderly couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office.

The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?'

The man says, 'Will you watch us fuck?'

The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.

When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you fuck."

He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says good bye.

The next week, the same couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.

This happens several weeks in a row

The couple makes an appointment, they fuck with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.

Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?'

The man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything.

She's married; so we can't go to her house."

The woman says, "I'm married; and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139.

We do it here for $50, and Medicare pays $43 of it, leaving our net cost to fuck as $7."

lol it was funny... good idea!

I don't understand why they could not go to his house.

I have not heard it before because no-one I know is stupid enough to think its funny. Maybe if it was written better. The worst joke I've heard in my life.

Heh heh,that was good for a chuckle

Definitely, poorly constructed. I will fix it before I tell it.

I thought old people got fucked in their care homes as standard.

Yeah, it was! I failed to proofread properly!