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I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT ! But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time .... |
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So who pats them down at airport security ??
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BACON BACON BACON
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ugh nobody...they are special
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So Fucking Banananananas
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i cant wait to be felt up
![]() last time through I was waved by but watched how some guy in a suit was getting hand raped and the look on his face was priceless... homophobes ![]() This time I'm going to wear sweat pants and go commando... i was considering wearing a cock ring, but that might be pushing it ![]()
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Figured.
Infact most of the security at Heathrow Airport in London dress like that anyway... |
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Yeah, baby!
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HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
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i tape pennies all over my body so i keep setting off the hand wand and they have to pat me down all over...
if i put 32 pennies in my underwear i can get enough stimulation from the pat down to cum... . |
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no you're talking!! lol
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"Assassins"
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The terrorist won. American's are scared shitless.
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Supermodel
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grabbing some nuts
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Biker Gnome
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So where they pat you down, is there a tip jar?
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Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants think about that |
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I'm flying in 9 days, I'll be opting out if its a choice between radiation and being felt up I guess being felt up is the better choice.
Can I opt for a female agent... ![]()
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Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
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So Fucking Banananananas
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Don't get your hopes up, I flew recently and they only select random people for "junk touching".
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HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
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My wife and I was watching the news the other day and my wife just suddenly says quietly... "Some people would pay good money to be felt up like that".
She's got a point.
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So Fucking Banned
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I dont wear underwear when i fly , it makes the security "checks" so much more pleasurable
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Yeah, they sure check the body.
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They are touching you everywhere.......
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THATS PROFILING!!!! you racist!!!!!!!!
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