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Originally Posted by Roald (Post 17709589)

I cant believe you guys are openly talking about these things

I vote for a private and paid forum.

Even better than lorem ipsum, I find "click here" very very powerful. Think about it, it is all over the net, so much link juice flowing to that phrase! I have topped my competitors who use lorem ipsum with 'click here'.
Please do not spread this around, this just for GFY sharing.

An offshoot of google's new image recognition software is that the blink and marquee tags have the unexpected effect of capturing the spiders attention, it's like they cannot get away and your site is ranked preferentially as a result. Flasing animated gifs too may work, though you need to experiment with the proper speeds.

I made an ebook with this information. I sale ebook for 14.99.

I've moved on from all of that crap. I wrap all non-opinion bits of information on my sites in FACT tags. Google then knows what to check on your site for validity against their own knowledge base - once they've validated you, you're golden.

That's done a lot more for me than silly shit like exact keyword matching domains and page titles. You don't think Google sees through that shit by now?

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Originally Posted by kazbalah (Post 17709066)

Hmm i feel like im in a twilight episode or something...

Lorem ipsum good for SEO?

What the fuck are you guys on crack or something?

Sorry buddy, google likes ORIGINAL sites.

Googles whole purpose is to spider the internet, looking for new information. And your shitty page of lorem ipsum(which is on 10 million pages right now) is going to get you more SE traffic?

Pass that shit your smoking boys, i want a toke..

HOW TO DO SEO:
1. Choose a keyword - In this case "sex"
2. Make the title of the page "sex"
3. Have the word "sex" in the domain name, or html page name
4. Have the word "sex" in the top part of your page, so its the first thing thats read
5. Get incoming links with the anchor text "sex"

DONE.

I got hundreds of top spots like this, for years, any keywords i choose i get.

Silly neweb. Scam sites are original sites...Google hates scam sites, so to help combat scam sites, Google penalizes original sites. That's why the FACT tags help as well...if your duplicate content is validated against Google's knowledge base, then you don't get penalized. How the hell do you think all these sites that republish Reuters and AP content can maintain high rankings? How many of them do ANY of the shit you said?

And by the way, if you can get any keywords you choose, why don't you have rankings for sex, porn, and, or the? Or for that matter why no rankings for poker, travel, online, or what? Are you just not going after the right terms, because I just mentioned the most powerful terms on the net and I don't see you anywhere on them.

To avoid duplicate content I use the <NoIndex> </NoIndex> tags around the parts of my HTML I don't want Google to see.

Here are some useful HTTP headers

Code:

Cache-Control: spider-cache, must-include

Accept: image/jpeg, application/x-ms-application, image/gif, google/serp, bing/res, yandex/pravda, baidu/info

Content-type: text/plain

Content-Disposition: inline; phrase="free porn"

Ah well looks like im an idiot, and your right i dont know anything about SEO, maybe i should learn :)

Btw - All these little tricks, scams and black hat SEO stuff might work for a while, the way i mentioned i do SEO has worked for me for 7 years now...

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Originally Posted by kazbalah (Post 17711764)

Btw - All these little tricks, scams and black hat SEO stuff might work for a while, the way i mentioned i do SEO has worked for me for 7 years now...

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Originally Posted by B.Barnato (Post 17708575)

Maybe we pool knowledge like this to make available for purchasing
i can write in a ebook and make it for purchasing

You'd make a lot more money keeping this infos for GFY eyes only. Imagine if the Jews sold a book on how to take over the world? Would that be smart? No! Because then everybody would be a world ruling Jew after purchasing the book. Do you want everybody else to be the amazing seo expert you have become in this thread? No! Noob!

Is any update on development in this seo region?