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AdultKing 11-18-2010 05:10 AM

On the lorem ipsum question it's important that when allowing Google to become familiar with your site that you employ the following formula in your page creation strategy

l = i / p + mt / t

where l = lorem , i = ipsum, p = powertag , mt = metatag and t = text color

most people just throw lorem ipsum up on same color text as background and expect it to work but it's the correct use of the formula that does the trick..

ottopottomouse 11-18-2010 05:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob (Post 17708438)
not anymore, Google can now detect that. (Since the latest update). It might still work on people with older browsers because they still have the old Google installed, but the new Google on Windows 7 computers will detect black on black.

We should start telling people not to update their Google, so we can keep using the same tricks :)

I've found that you can still fool the new Google. It hasn't managed to detect me writing in black on a black image.

http://seesig.co.cc/pics/lorum.jpg

DamianJ 11-18-2010 05:58 AM

ottopotizzle is l33t

LaoTzu 11-18-2010 05:58 AM

Look, forget Google, and start SEOing for Bing. Everyone knows that they are the future of search.

minicivan 11-18-2010 06:14 AM

The BEST seo thread to ever exist on GFY.

Many advanced concepts being discussed.

Thanks all!

B.Barnato 11-18-2010 06:22 AM

it is good discuss with people who know!

loreen 11-18-2010 06:26 AM

You guys crack me up :1orglaugh

2intense 11-18-2010 06:38 AM

funny thread :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Shotoku 11-18-2010 06:48 AM

Great tips. I'm printing everything and putting it up on my wall.

kazbalah 11-18-2010 09:08 AM

Hmm i feel like im in a twilight episode or something...

Lorem ipsum good for SEO?

What the fuck are you guys on crack or something?

Sorry buddy, google likes ORIGINAL sites.

Googles whole purpose is to spider the internet, looking for new information. And your shitty page of lorem ipsum(which is on 10 million pages right now) is going to get you more SE traffic?

Pass that shit your smoking boys, i want a toke..

HOW TO DO SEO:
1. Choose a keyword - In this case "sex"
2. Make the title of the page "sex"
3. Have the word "sex" in the domain name, or html page name
4. Have the word "sex" in the top part of your page, so its the first thing thats read
5. Get incoming links with the anchor text "sex"

DONE.

I got hundreds of top spots like this, for years, any keywords i choose i get.

u-Bob 11-18-2010 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kazbalah (Post 17709066)
Hmm i feel like im in a twilight episode or something...

Lorem ipsum good for SEO?

What the fuck are you guys on crack or something?

Sorry buddy, google likes ORIGINAL sites.

Googles whole purpose is to spider the internet, looking for new information. And your shitty page of lorem ipsum(which is on 10 million pages right now) is going to get you more SE traffic?

Pass that shit your smoking boys, i want a toke..

HOW TO DO SEO:
1. Choose a keyword - In this case "sex"
2. Make the title of the page "sex"
3. Have the word "sex" in the domain name, or html page name
4. Have the word "sex" in the top part of your page, so its the first thing thats read
5. Get incoming links with the anchor text "sex"

DONE.

I got hundreds of top spots like this, for years, any keywords i choose i get.

http://www.tgpfeeder.com/gfy/its-a-newbie.jpg

Noob doesn't know the lorem ipsum trick! :1orglaugh

B.Barnato 11-18-2010 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob (Post 17709071)
http://www.tgpfeeder.com/gfy/its-a-newbie.jpg

Noob doesn't know the lorem ipsum trick! :1orglaugh

he must be very fresh to seo

TheDA 11-18-2010 09:16 AM

Some great tips in this thread. It's opened my eyes.

MrCain 11-18-2010 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kazbalah (Post 17709066)
Lorem ipsum good for SEO? What the fuck are you guys on crack or something?

No. Matt Cutts confirmed it.

awxm 11-18-2010 09:23 AM

Shouldn't this be in the educational section? Bump for a sticky.

Agent 488 11-18-2010 09:26 AM

there was a post about this on google webmaster blog. trying to find it. something like "lorem ipsum and seo: myths and realities." although i think matt cutts is a disinformation agent.

redwhiteandblue 11-18-2010 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kazbalah (Post 17709066)
HOW TO DO SEO:
1. Choose a keyword - In this case "sex"
2. Make the title of the page "sex"
3. Have the word "sex" in the domain name, or html page name
4. Have the word "sex" in the top part of your page, so its the first thing thats read
5. Get incoming links with the anchor text "sex"

DONE.

I got hundreds of top spots like this, for years, any keywords i choose i get.

You mean, you don't even use the infinite feedback trick? Where you put a link in your footer back to the same page, so googlebot goes into an infinite loop and they have to reboot the servers, leaving your site on top of the SERPS because it was the last one crawled?

Babaganoosh 11-18-2010 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 17708572)
Make sure to put your GooglePriorityID!
WG

Please speak no more of this. It is my secret I use to make money that I need to feed my two children, Hajmir and Steve.

Babaganoosh 11-18-2010 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kazbalah (Post 17709066)
Hmm i feel like im in a twilight episode or something...

Lorem ipsum good for SEO?

What the fuck are you guys on crack or something?

Sorry buddy, google likes ORIGINAL sites.

Googles whole purpose is to spider the internet, looking for new information. And your shitty page of lorem ipsum(which is on 10 million pages right now) is going to get you more SE traffic?

Pass that shit your smoking boys, i want a toke..

HOW TO DO SEO:
1. Choose a keyword - In this case "sex"
2. Make the title of the page "sex"
3. Have the word "sex" in the domain name, or html page name
4. Have the word "sex" in the top part of your page, so its the first thing thats read
5. Get incoming links with the anchor text "sex"

DONE.

I got hundreds of top spots like this, for years, any keywords i choose i get.

I say that you are very new to making SEOs. Your box dutifully containing all of your thoughts.

Machete_ 11-18-2010 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kazbalah (Post 17709066)
Google's whole purpose is to spider the internet, looking for new information. And your shitty page of lorem ipsum(which is on 10 million pages right now) is going to get you more SE traffic?

there, you said it yourself - 10 million
it's a power phrase, because it's so immensely popular, google gives weight to it, and rewards websites who know how to use it.

you dont know shit about SEO.

:2 cents:

B.Barnato 11-18-2010 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Machete_ (Post 17709158)
there, you said it yourself - 10 million
it's a power phrase, because it's so immensely popular, google gives weight to it, and rewards websites who know how to use it.

you dont know shit about SEO.

:2 cents:


also if i search for lorem ipsum google say 25 million results!

this is so popular so many searches for this term

you can try learn or leave it!

Don-Antonio 11-18-2010 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kazbalah (Post 17709066)
Hmm i feel like im in a twilight episode or something...

Lorem ipsum good for SEO?

What the fuck are you guys on crack or something?

Sorry buddy, google likes ORIGINAL sites.

Googles whole purpose is to spider the internet, looking for new information. And your shitty page of lorem ipsum(which is on 10 million pages right now) is going to get you more SE traffic?

Pass that shit your smoking boys, i want a toke..

HOW TO DO SEO:
1. Choose a keyword - In this case "sex"
2. Make the title of the page "sex"
3. Have the word "sex" in the domain name, or html page name
4. Have the word "sex" in the top part of your page, so its the first thing thats read
5. Get incoming links with the anchor text "sex"

DONE.

I got hundreds of top spots like this, for years, any keywords i choose i get.

It's not 1997 anymore. You need to be on the cutting edge if you want to keep up with the competition.

Nicky 11-18-2010 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 17708572)
Make sure to put your GooglePriorityID!
WG

I'm running out, please send me new ones through altavista tunnel. Thx

LaoTzu 11-18-2010 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrCain (Post 17709105)
No. Matt Cutts confirmed it.

Can't trust Matt Cutts. He also said that Google doesn't use meta keywords in their ranking algo anymore, but I put "porn" in my keywords tag 53 times (no commas), and now I rank #1. Nice try Cutts!

fris 11-18-2010 10:52 AM

i get quite a bit of traffic on my development blog, it only has 100 posts with all lorem ipsum text, lots of comment spammers too.

Serge Litehead 11-18-2010 11:05 AM

no wonder i read lorem ispum all the time on all major news sites

Agent 488 11-18-2010 11:08 AM

used by some of the top seo's:

http://www.seowebdesignsonline.com/

although this site's lorem ispum could be optimized and tweaked for better results imho.

ottopottomouse 11-18-2010 11:23 AM

Dunno why nobody has mentioned lorem ipsum as a css comment yet.

DamianJ 11-18-2010 11:28 AM

Matt Cunts more like!

He is massive liar of which, also.

Stephen 11-18-2010 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdultKing (Post 17708590)
most people just throw lorem ipsum up on same color text as background and expect it to work but it's the correct use of the formula that does the trick..

well, it's important to conduct split A/B tests with your own traffic sources, since search algos are always in flux; but these techniques should not be so openly discussed, as the old Lorem Ipsum is one of my favorite, lesser-known "old school" tricks.

priceless.

dan@noof 11-18-2010 11:41 AM

For our site's Lorem Ipsum SEO we will alternate between spelling all the text properly and then spelling each word in reverse. This is a trick that Google has not caught onto yet.

marketsmart 11-18-2010 11:58 AM

here's a great blackhat tip:

on all your contact pages, put google corp address for your contact infos..

use some of their employees email addresses too if you can find them..

google will read this information and think that you are them and they are you and will shoot you right to number one.

you will need to put at least a years worth of their press releases on your site and then you should right a press release for your site talking about how google acquired your site and now they own it..

1st page rankings in 3 days guaranteed... :thumbsup




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Zverka 11-18-2010 12:00 PM

The newest discovered trick is MOTION TAGS or TAGS IN MOTION.
I've heard that some guy recently made a millions with that.
Motion tags can even shuffle lorem ipsum in real time for your pages,
producing keywords rich pages :thumbsup
Inside CSS, motion tags can rotate background colors, so google cognitive algorithm cannot recognize white text on white nor even black on black, but you have to have precisely adjusted timing for this :winkwink:

A lot of good reading in this thread, keep it coming. :pimp

rogueteens 11-18-2010 12:09 PM

you lot are so rotten!

Everybody knows that Powertags have been depreciated and replaced with Ultratags. But i have heard that even Ultratags are on the way out and could be replaced with Superdupertags in the next google rollout, it may be time to beat Google to it and get in quick.

Roald 11-18-2010 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zverka (Post 17709566)
The newest discovered trick is MOTION TAGS or TAGS IN MOTION.
I've heard that some guy recently made a millions with that.
Motion tags can even shuffle lorem ipsum in real time for your pages,
producing keywords rich pages :thumbsup
Inside CSS, motion tags can rotate background colors, so google cognitive algorithm cannot recognize white text on white nor even black on black, but you have to have precisely adjusted timing for this :winkwink:

A lot of good reading in this thread, keep it coming. :pimp

I cant believe you guys are openly talking about these things, great way to kill your serps

:disgust

Zverka 11-18-2010 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roald (Post 17709589)
I cant believe you guys are openly talking about these things, great way to kill your serps

:disgust

As i said timing is essential part of this. Timing algorithm is based on measuring keywords density for each page you have on site and also includes a lot other things I wont disclose here :winkwink:
But I assure you, once you master this algo you will see money in motion ... blink blink :pimp

LaoTzu 11-18-2010 12:40 PM

Follow me on this one... those in the know will appreciate:

<link rel="canonical" href="*"> *use a URL that 302 redirects back to this page
<link rel="lorem ipsum" priorityID=":2 cents:">
<META NAME="publisher" CONTENT="google.com">

Put your top keyword in a power tag FTW.

izzynew 11-18-2010 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 17709586)
you lot are so rotten!

Everybody knows that Powertags have been depreciated and replaced with Ultratags. But i have heard that even Ultratags are on the way out and could be replaced with Superdupertags in the next google rollout, it may be time to beat Google to it and get in quick.

I've heard Google is going to have a special place at the top of page one for websites with superdupertags.
And if your website has lorem ipsum text in bright colours the same as your pages, you'll get the top spot in google images too.

Roald 11-18-2010 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zverka (Post 17709653)
As i said timing is essential part of this. Timing algorithm is based on measuring keywords density for each page you have on site and also includes a lot other things I wont disclose here :winkwink:
But I assure you, once you master this algo you will see money in motion ... blink blink :pimp

Without THE proper powertags and Google Gtags its worthless anyways :2 cents:

B.Barnato 11-18-2010 03:19 PM

ok good work people
i must compile to make ebook now


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