Breaking news, and quote of the century: - GoFuckYourself.com

MrMaxwell · 11-09-2010, 03:35 PM

Breaking news: Don't ever drink... because I feel like I created an evil vegas in the middle of a one horse town, but I am a crazy fool.. bridges burned, options eliminated .. . . Just, wow, what a ride.. no regrets until it's too late and life is a game that ain't fair but I MAKE THE MOTHERFUCKING RULES so i don't care

I just am crazy I was drunk roaming around the streets and riding in this car with some hoodrat type skanky ass bitches and then I ended up at some high handed sports bar where everyone thinks they are the shit but I got drugged there AGAIN and it least whatever it was wore off real real fast but

the local police they're incredible, this would never happen in the city, they DROVE ME HOME AND CARRIED ME INTO MY HOUSE

you should see the fight i got into with the god damned local gas company, they said this and did that and but guess what I still have the service so motherfuck 'em

Quote of the century:
The: I should be face and ass fucking bimbos and playing poker somewhere and making car deals all day .... not dealing with crochet and croquet bullshit in the middle of bellybutton fuck nowhere

I don't know about you but I thought that was so god damned funny I'ma print it out and frame it

I can't wait for that plane ride

MrMaxwell · 11-09-2010, 03:37 PM

I got on here to say sorry about anything I said if I posted drunk the other nights I was drunk.. I ain't gonna go back and spend time looking at anything right now just dropped in to say WHAT IS UP GFY and GFYselves ha aha hahahha

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 11-09-2010, 04:13 PM

Bwavo!!!

ADG

FlexxAeon · 11-09-2010, 04:17 PM

whatever you're drinking....

pour me a glass

_Richard_ · 11-09-2010, 04:23 PM

i love public drunk gfy!

Agent 488 · 11-09-2010, 06:15 PM

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Our program of recovery is adapted from Alcoholics Anonymous and is based upon the Twelve Steps, Twelve Traditions, and the Twelve Concepts of Service.

The only requirement of membership is that there be a problem of alcoholism in a relative or friend.

fatfoo · 11-09-2010, 06:18 PM

Don't drive a car while drunk or stoned. Good luck.

SallyRand · 11-09-2010, 06:20 PM

MrMaxwell, Ima gonna bang a Silver Hammer down on your head if you don't stop Posting Under the Influence (PUI).

;)

HBKKH · 11-09-2010, 06:23 PM

the thread title is funny. wonder what your thought process was

2MuchMark · 11-09-2010, 06:28 PM

Chosen · 11-09-2010, 06:40 PM

Yeah great title

$5 submissions · 11-09-2010, 07:29 PM

Not really related to the first post but I feel like posting this pic

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 11-09-2010, 09:02 PM

Friends don't let friends post drunk...

ADG

96ukssob · 11-09-2010, 09:07 PM

lol. i havent posted drunk in a while... mainly because im to lazy to walk up my stairs to the computer

Coup · 11-09-2010, 09:27 PM

cool story bro

PornMD · 11-09-2010, 09:34 PM

To bastardize a Paul Mooney quote, drunk MrMaxwell makes drunk Teencat seem like Malcolm X.

CyberHustler · 11-09-2010, 09:36 PM

Switch to weed...

MrMaxwell · 11-09-2010, 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand

MrMaxwell, Ima gonna bang a Silver Hammer down on your head if you don't stop Posting Under the Influence (PUI).

;)

women in kansas are always so hard on me

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 11-10-2010, 04:03 AM

ADG

MrMaxwell · 11-12-2010, 07:28 PM

I am not sure what I was talking about when I posted all of that
But it was a wild confusing week
I dare anyone else to have a crazier week in the middle of a nowhere

I am just glad that I escaped those scary whores with the piece of shit car!!!
Jesus what would my real lady friends think, if they had seen me... oh man

11-09-2010, 03:35 PM	#1
MrMaxwell Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 10,057	Breaking news, and quote of the century: Breaking news: Don't ever drink... because I feel like I created an evil vegas in the middle of a one horse town, but I am a crazy fool.. bridges burned, options eliminated .. . . Just, wow, what a ride.. no regrets until it's too late and life is a game that ain't fair but I MAKE THE MOTHERFUCKING RULES so i don't care I just am crazy I was drunk roaming around the streets and riding in this car with some hoodrat type skanky ass bitches and then I ended up at some high handed sports bar where everyone thinks they are the shit but I got drugged there AGAIN and it least whatever it was wore off real real fast but the local police they're incredible, this would never happen in the city, they DROVE ME HOME AND CARRIED ME INTO MY HOUSE you should see the fight i got into with the god damned local gas company, they said this and did that and but guess what I still have the service so motherfuck 'em Quote of the century: The: I should be face and ass fucking bimbos and playing poker somewhere and making car deals all day .... not dealing with crochet and croquet bullshit in the middle of bellybutton fuck nowhere I don't know about you but I thought that was so god damned funny I'ma print it out and frame it I can't wait for that plane ride

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11-09-2010, 03:37 PM	#2
MrMaxwell Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 10,057	I got on here to say sorry about anything I said if I posted drunk the other nights I was drunk.. I ain't gonna go back and spend time looking at anything right now just dropped in to say WHAT IS UP GFY and GFYselves ha aha hahahha

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_Richard_ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Earth Posts: 30,989	i love public drunk gfy!

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Agent 488 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 22,511	http://www.al-anon.alateen.org/alateen.html Alateen is part of Al-Anon, which helps families and friends of alcoholics recover from the effects of living with the problem drinking of a relative or friend. Alateen is our recovery program for young people. Alateen groups are sponsored by Al-Anon members. Our program of recovery is adapted from Alcoholics Anonymous and is based upon the Twelve Steps, Twelve Traditions, and the Twelve Concepts of Service. The only requirement of membership is that there be a problem of alcoholism in a relative or friend.

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11-12-2010, 07:28 PM	#20
MrMaxwell Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 10,057	I am not sure what I was talking about when I posted all of that But it was a wild confusing week I dare anyone else to have a crazier week in the middle of a nowhere I am just glad that I escaped those scary whores with the piece of shit car!!! Jesus what would my real lady friends think, if they had seen me... oh man