Breaking news: Don't ever drink... because I feel like I created an evil vegas in the middle of a one horse town, but I am a crazy fool.. bridges burned, options eliminated .. . . Just, wow, what a ride.. no regrets until it's too late and life is a game that ain't fair but I MAKE THE MOTHERFUCKING RULES so i don't care
I just am crazy I was drunk roaming around the streets and riding in this car with some hoodrat type skanky ass bitches and then I ended up at some high handed sports bar where everyone thinks they are the shit but I got drugged there AGAIN and it least whatever it was wore off real real fast but
the local police they're incredible, this would never happen in the city, they DROVE ME HOME AND CARRIED ME INTO MY HOUSE
you should see the fight i got into with the god damned local gas company, they said this and did that and but guess what I still have the service so motherfuck 'em
Quote of the century:
The: I should be face and ass fucking bimbos and playing poker somewhere and making car deals all day .... not dealing with crochet and croquet bullshit in the middle of bellybutton fuck nowhere
I don't know about you but I thought that was so god damned funny I'ma print it out and frame it
I can't wait for that plane ride
