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Old 11-07-2010, 08:58 AM   #1
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Oppossums...

I moved up on a mountain...

last night an oppossum jumped in front of my car... sat there blinded for 10 mins before going back where it came from...

No wonder you see them squashed on the side of the road... they just stare at you...


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Old 11-07-2010, 09:01 AM   #2
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Old 11-07-2010, 09:01 AM   #3
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I would have just ran the fucker over.
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Old 11-07-2010, 09:03 AM   #4
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do you do acid? you sat there 10mins? you crack me up!
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Old 11-07-2010, 09:09 AM   #5
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do you do acid? you sat there 10mins? you crack me up!
I tried to shoo it out... seriously they just sit there in front of your car and dont move.


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Old 11-07-2010, 09:12 AM   #6
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That was the first time Ive seen an opossum here.. Ive seen many deer... my son saw bear cubs... and another son saw a raccoon family... lots of squirrels..


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Old 11-07-2010, 09:16 AM   #7
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be careful bears will jack u up if theirs a cub the mom isnt far away
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Old 11-07-2010, 09:24 AM   #8
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be careful bears will jack u up if theirs a cub the mom isnt far away
ya there's lots of bear stories in coquitlam.. etc...

My neighborhood is moving up... litterally.. up the mountain... lots more people to eat before they land in my backyard.


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Old 11-07-2010, 09:28 AM   #9
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Old 11-07-2010, 09:29 AM   #10
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ya there's lots of bear stories in coquitlam.. etc...

My neighborhood is moving up... litterally.. up the mountain... lots more people to eat before they land in my backyard.


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I suggest investing in a mossberg a 500 will do just fine. that's funny till someone is really killed by an animal. then its tracked down and killed because some person wanted to live in its hunting ground.
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Old 11-07-2010, 09:42 AM   #11
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They are waaaaaaaaaaaaay bigger than this... think of an extra large adult cat.


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I would have just ran the fucker over.
If your car is low you don't want to hit them, it's like hitting a ten pound sand bag.
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Old 11-07-2010, 10:04 AM   #13
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Old 11-07-2010, 10:36 AM   #14
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I also almost hit a moose once driving in rural saskatchewan I was 17 yrs old. Same thing it just sat there. The moose was prolly at least 2000 lbs though...


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My neice hit a deer a few months ago totalled off her car.


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i once saw a rabbit running next to the right side of my car - then it made a sharp left turn.... and ended its life under my right front tyre. like it was comitting suicide.
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i once saw a rabbit running next to the right side of my car - then it made a sharp left turn.... and ended its life under my right front tyre. like it was comitting suicide.
OMFG!!! you are so doomed.... go back to bed and do not get out...

you are plagued... seriously....


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my dogs take care of any possum intruders around here.
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I suggest investing in a mossberg a 500 will do just fine. that's funny till someone is really killed by an animal. then its tracked down and killed because some person wanted to live in its hunting ground.
Bear spray works better but of you must buy a 12, buy a Remington 870
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they probably could smell carrots and got hungry.
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Old 11-07-2010, 12:56 PM   #21
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do you do acid? you sat there 10mins? you crack me up!
indeed. seems like a scene from a sundance movie
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