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Sabby 11-07-2010 08:58 AM

Oppossums...
 
I moved up on a mountain...

last night an oppossum jumped in front of my car... sat there blinded for 10 mins before going back where it came from...

No wonder you see them squashed on the side of the road... they just stare at you...


Sabby:)

DBS.US 11-07-2010 09:01 AM

http://www.willasark.com/opossum4.jpg

StinkyPink 11-07-2010 09:01 AM

I would have just ran the fucker over.

brassmonkey 11-07-2010 09:03 AM

do you do acid? you sat there 10mins? you crack me up!

Sabby 11-07-2010 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 17679913)
do you do acid? you sat there 10mins? you crack me up!

I tried to shoo it out... seriously they just sit there in front of your car and dont move.


Sabby:)

Sabby 11-07-2010 09:12 AM

That was the first time Ive seen an opossum here.. Ive seen many deer... my son saw bear cubs... and another son saw a raccoon family... lots of squirrels..


Sabby:)

brassmonkey 11-07-2010 09:16 AM

be careful bears will jack u up if theirs a cub the mom isnt far away

Sabby 11-07-2010 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 17679930)
be careful bears will jack u up if theirs a cub the mom isnt far away

ya there's lots of bear stories in coquitlam.. etc...

My neighborhood is moving up... litterally.. up the mountain... lots more people to eat before they land in my backyard.


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Chosen 11-07-2010 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by DBS.US (Post 17679911)

Cutie :)

brassmonkey 11-07-2010 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Sabby (Post 17679940)
ya there's lots of bear stories in coquitlam.. etc...

My neighborhood is moving up... litterally.. up the mountain... lots more people to eat before they land in my backyard.


Sabby:)

I suggest investing in a mossberg a 500 will do just fine. that's funny till someone is really killed by an animal. then its tracked down and killed because some person wanted to live in its hunting ground.

Sabby 11-07-2010 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by DBS.US (Post 17679911)

They are waaaaaaaaaaaaay bigger than this... think of an extra large adult cat.


Sabby:)

DBS.US 11-07-2010 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by StinkyPink (Post 17679912)
I would have just ran the fucker over.

If your car is low you don't want to hit them, it's like hitting a ten pound sand bag.

baddog 11-07-2010 10:04 AM

http://www.gotbaddog.com/wp-content/...08/Day-235.jpg

Sabby 11-07-2010 10:36 AM

I also almost hit a moose once driving in rural saskatchewan I was 17 yrs old. Same thing it just sat there. The moose was prolly at least 2000 lbs though...


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Sabby 11-07-2010 10:43 AM

My neice hit a deer a few months ago totalled off her car.


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MaDalton 11-07-2010 10:44 AM

i once saw a rabbit running next to the right side of my car - then it made a sharp left turn.... and ended its life under my right front tyre. like it was comitting suicide.

Sabby 11-07-2010 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 17680060)
i once saw a rabbit running next to the right side of my car - then it made a sharp left turn.... and ended its life under my right front tyre. like it was comitting suicide.

OMFG!!! you are so doomed.... go back to bed and do not get out...

you are plagued... seriously....


Sabby:)

Amputate Your Head 11-07-2010 11:32 AM

my dogs take care of any possum intruders around here.

suesheboy 11-07-2010 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 17679945)
I suggest investing in a mossberg a 500 will do just fine. that's funny till someone is really killed by an animal. then its tracked down and killed because some person wanted to live in its hunting ground.

Bear spray works better but of you must buy a 12, buy a Remington 870

Agent 488 11-07-2010 12:30 PM

they probably could smell carrots and got hungry.

John-ACWM 11-07-2010 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 17679913)
do you do acid? you sat there 10mins? you crack me up!

:1orglaugh indeed. seems like a scene from a sundance movie :)


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