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11-02-2010, 05:51 PM
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It's not fair that girls are so pretty.
Over the weekend my girlfriend broke her leg. Messed it and her knee up badly and had to have surgery. So she is staying with me for a couple of weeks while she is in a full leg cast.
I just walked out into the living room and she is laying on the couch in one of my shirts, a pair of hello kitty boyshort panties and has her reading glasses on with her hair pulled back. She looks so hot I want to jump her, but she is in so much pain she told me that if I touch her she is going to break my nose.  So I'm back at the computer working and posting on GFY  |
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11-02-2010, 05:54 PM
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dude you're in portland. go to the corner and get a hooker.
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11-02-2010, 05:54 PM
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Sometimes a broken nose is worth it
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11-02-2010, 05:57 PM
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Jerk off on her.
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11-02-2010, 05:57 PM
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Such Fun!
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Told me the same thing! Hope she get's better, than she can sit on my cock instead
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11-02-2010, 05:59 PM
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proof or shes a woof
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11-02-2010, 06:15 PM
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11-02-2010, 06:16 PM
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Although I'll have to see if I can dig up a pic of her dressed, put it on my regular site and just link to it. |
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11-02-2010, 06:17 PM
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I need a beer
 
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Wait until she's asleep
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11-02-2010, 06:17 PM
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11-02-2010, 06:19 PM
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Her mouth and hands still work right?
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11-02-2010, 06:21 PM
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I need a beer
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Bury her face deeper into the pillow to muffle her screams
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11-02-2010, 06:21 PM
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11-02-2010, 06:24 PM
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11-02-2010, 06:26 PM
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This is almost my kind of "bragging" thread...
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11-02-2010, 06:54 PM
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the iron shiek would break her back and make her humble.
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11-02-2010, 08:09 PM
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Pix or it didn't happen.
And if your girlfriend threatened to break your nose and you didn't instantly bitch smack her, your a fucking pussy.
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11-02-2010, 08:13 PM
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Ha. You care about her consent. You are not a rapist.
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11-02-2010, 08:17 PM
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Jerk off on her cast! or at least the glasses
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11-02-2010, 08:24 PM
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Do Fun Shit.
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11-02-2010, 08:27 PM
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11-02-2010, 08:29 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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was the pair of hello kitty boyshort panties yours as well?
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11-02-2010, 09:06 PM
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11-02-2010, 09:07 PM
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11-02-2010, 09:36 PM
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11-02-2010, 11:42 PM
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i'm pretty sure a broken leg doesn't effect her blowjob giving ability...
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11-02-2010, 11:47 PM
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11-02-2010, 11:51 PM
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11-03-2010, 04:27 AM
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She is ugly, bad luck.
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11-03-2010, 05:24 AM
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11-03-2010, 06:54 AM
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I'm curious now, post pics! :D
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11-03-2010, 07:20 AM
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I sense a dot com fetish website coming up
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11-03-2010, 07:42 AM
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love is in the air.. |
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11-03-2010, 12:34 PM
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Girls are so pretty.
Then they take off the makeup....
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11-03-2010, 12:34 PM
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Do Fun Shit.
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11-03-2010, 12:44 PM
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Put a full face helmet on and go for it
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