GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum

GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum (https://gfy.com/index.php)
-   Fucking Around & Business Discussion (https://gfy.com/forumdisplay.php?f=26)
-   -   It's not fair that girls are so pretty. (https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=995687)

kane 11-02-2010 05:51 PM

It's not fair that girls are so pretty.
 
Over the weekend my girlfriend broke her leg. Messed it and her knee up badly and had to have surgery. So she is staying with me for a couple of weeks while she is in a full leg cast.

I just walked out into the living room and she is laying on the couch in one of my shirts, a pair of hello kitty boyshort panties and has her reading glasses on with her hair pulled back.

She looks so hot I want to jump her, but she is in so much pain she told me that if I touch her she is going to break my nose. :)

So I'm back at the computer working and posting on GFY :winkwink:

BIGTYMER 11-02-2010 05:54 PM

dude you're in portland. go to the corner and get a hooker. :)

sicone 11-02-2010 05:54 PM

Sometimes a broken nose is worth it

alias 11-02-2010 05:57 PM

Jerk off on her.

Si 11-02-2010 05:57 PM

Told me the same thing! Hope she get's better, than she can sit on my cock instead :1orglaugh

Slutboat 11-02-2010 05:59 PM

proof or shes a woof

kane 11-02-2010 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sicone (Post 17665517)
Sometimes a broken nose is worth it

LOL I actually said to her, "Broken nose might make it a little hotter."

kane 11-02-2010 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slutboat (Post 17665526)
proof or shes a woof

Sadly, I can't post pics. She has a very public mainstream job and is working towards a career in that field so having pics of her on a porn board might not be the best option.

Although I'll have to see if I can dig up a pic of her dressed, put it on my regular site and just link to it.

Spunky 11-02-2010 06:17 PM

Wait until she's asleep

kane 11-02-2010 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Si (Post 17665524)
Told me the same thing! Hope she get's better, than she can sit on my cock instead :1orglaugh

LOL, I knew the whole story of where she is on some nights sounded fishy. :)

AzteK 11-02-2010 06:19 PM

Her mouth and hands still work right?

Spunky 11-02-2010 06:21 PM

Bury her face deeper into the pillow to muffle her screams

lagcam 11-02-2010 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kane (Post 17665569)
Sadly, I can't post pics. She has a very public mainstream job and is working towards a career in that field so having pics of her on a porn board might not be the best option.

Although I'll have to see if I can dig up a pic of her dressed, put it on my regular site and just link to it.

Don't do it man. Is mob approval and knowing 50 guys would "hit" your girlfriend more important than your relationship?

kane 11-02-2010 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lagcam (Post 17665580)
Don't do it man. Is mob approval and knowing 50 guys would "hit" your girlfriend more important than your relationship?

Nope, not at all. I have a good thing going with her, not about to mess it up.

CaptainHowdy 11-02-2010 06:26 PM

This is almost my kind of "bragging" thread...

PornstarXS 11-02-2010 06:54 PM

the iron shiek would break her back and make her humble.

Rochard 11-02-2010 08:09 PM

Pix or it didn't happen.

And if your girlfriend threatened to break your nose and you didn't instantly bitch smack her, your a fucking pussy.

fatfoo 11-02-2010 08:13 PM

Ha. You care about her consent. You are not a rapist.

The Heron 11-02-2010 08:17 PM

Jerk off on her cast! or at least the glasses

munki 11-02-2010 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo (Post 17665819)
Ha. You care about her consent. You are not a rapist.

:Oh crap:Oh crap:Oh crap

anexsia 11-02-2010 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo (Post 17665819)
Ha. You care about her consent. You are not a rapist.

LOL :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

carzygirls 11-02-2010 08:29 PM

was the pair of hello kitty boyshort panties yours as well?

kane 11-02-2010 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo (Post 17665819)
Ha. You care about her consent. You are not a rapist.

I've been foo'd

kane 11-02-2010 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by carzygirls (Post 17665845)
was the pair of hello kitty boyshort panties yours as well?

Who else's would they be? :)

papill0n 11-02-2010 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo (Post 17665819)
Ha. You care about her consent. You are not a rapist.

:1orglaugh

k0nr4d 11-02-2010 11:42 PM

i'm pretty sure a broken leg doesn't effect her blowjob giving ability...

comeplay 11-02-2010 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0nr4d (Post 17666122)
i'm pretty sure a broken leg doesn't effect her blowjob giving ability...

How you know? Broken leg before?

Agent 488 11-02-2010 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo (Post 17665819)
Ha. You care about her consent. You are not a rapist.

:thumbsup

ottopottomouse 11-03-2010 04:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo (Post 17665819)
Ha. You care about her consent. You are not a rapist.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

adwank 11-03-2010 05:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIGTYMER (Post 17665512)
dude you're in portland. go to the corner and get a hooker. :)

Yeah hookers and jerking off are allways valid options!!!

michael.kickass 11-03-2010 06:54 AM

I'm curious now, post pics! :D

TheLegacy 11-03-2010 07:20 AM

I sense a dot com fetish website coming up

_Richard_ 11-03-2010 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kane (Post 17665563)
LOL I actually said to her, "Broken nose might make it a little hotter."

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh love is in the air..

Scott McD 11-03-2010 12:34 PM

Girls are so pretty.























Then they take off the makeup....

munki 11-03-2010 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0nr4d (Post 17666122)
i'm pretty sure a broken leg doesn't effect her blowjob giving ability...

:thumbsup:thumbsup

Loch 11-03-2010 12:44 PM

Put a full face helmet on and go for it

Monique Niccole 11-03-2010 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo (Post 17665819)
Ha. You care about her consent. You are not a rapist.

The bot just got creepy. :1orglaugh

Scott McD 11-03-2010 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo (Post 17665819)
Ha. You care about her consent. You are not a rapist.

What if he cares about her consent, but still rapes her anyway ??


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 07:43 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
©2000-, AI Media Network Inc123