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  • kane
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Aug 2001
    • 20684
    #1

    It's not fair that girls are so pretty.

    Over the weekend my girlfriend broke her leg. Messed it and her knee up badly and had to have surgery. So she is staying with me for a couple of weeks while she is in a full leg cast.

    I just walked out into the living room and she is laying on the couch in one of my shirts, a pair of hello kitty boyshort panties and has her reading glasses on with her hair pulled back.

    She looks so hot I want to jump her, but she is in so much pain she told me that if I touch her she is going to break my nose.

    So I'm back at the computer working and posting on GFY
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    • BIGTYMER
      Junior Achiever
      • Nov 2004
      • 17066
      #2
      dude you're in portland. go to the corner and get a hooker.

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        • sicone
          Retired
          • Jan 2004
          • 18453
          #3
          Sometimes a broken nose is worth it

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            • alias
              aliasx
              • Apr 2001
              • 19010
              #4
              Jerk off on her.
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                • Si
                  Such Fun!
                  • Feb 2008
                  • 13900
                  #5
                  Told me the same thing! Hope she get's better, than she can sit on my cock instead

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                    • Slutboat
                      Confirmed User
                      • Sep 2008
                      • 2388
                      #6
                      proof or shes a woof
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                        • kane
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Aug 2001
                          • 20684
                          #7
                          Originally posted by sicone
                          Sometimes a broken nose is worth it
                          LOL I actually said to her, "Broken nose might make it a little hotter."

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                            • kane
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Aug 2001
                              • 20684
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Slutboat
                              proof or shes a woof
                              Sadly, I can't post pics. She has a very public mainstream job and is working towards a career in that field so having pics of her on a porn board might not be the best option.

                              Although I'll have to see if I can dig up a pic of her dressed, put it on my regular site and just link to it.

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                                • Spunky
                                  I need a beer
                                  • Jun 2002
                                  • 133987
                                  #9
                                  Wait until she's asleep

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                                    • kane
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Aug 2001
                                      • 20684
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Si
                                      Told me the same thing! Hope she get's better, than she can sit on my cock instead
                                      LOL, I knew the whole story of where she is on some nights sounded fishy.

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                                        • AzteK
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Feb 2001
                                          • 3451
                                          #11
                                          Her mouth and hands still work right?

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                                            • Spunky
                                              I need a beer
                                              • Jun 2002
                                              • 133987
                                              #12
                                              Bury her face deeper into the pillow to muffle her screams

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                                                • lagcam
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jul 2007
                                                  • 2890
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by kane
                                                  Sadly, I can't post pics. She has a very public mainstream job and is working towards a career in that field so having pics of her on a porn board might not be the best option.

                                                  Although I'll have to see if I can dig up a pic of her dressed, put it on my regular site and just link to it.
                                                  Don't do it man. Is mob approval and knowing 50 guys would "hit" your girlfriend more important than your relationship?
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                                                    • kane
                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                      • Aug 2001
                                                      • 20684
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by lagcam
                                                      Don't do it man. Is mob approval and knowing 50 guys would "hit" your girlfriend more important than your relationship?
                                                      Nope, not at all. I have a good thing going with her, not about to mess it up.

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                                                        • CaptainHowdy
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                          • 94744
                                                          #15
                                                          This is almost my kind of "bragging" thread...

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                                                            • PornstarXS
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • May 2007
                                                              • 358
                                                              #16
                                                              the iron shiek would break her back and make her humble.
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                                                                • Rochard
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                                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                                  • 75733
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Pix or it didn't happen.

                                                                  And if your girlfriend threatened to break your nose and you didn't instantly bitch smack her, your a fucking pussy.
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                                                                    • fatfoo
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                                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                                      • 27763
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Ha. You care about her consent. You are not a rapist.
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                                                                        • The Heron
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                                          • 4496
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Jerk off on her cast! or at least the glasses

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                                                                            • munki
                                                                              Do Fun Shit.
                                                                              • Dec 2004
                                                                              • 13393
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by fatfoo
                                                                              Ha. You care about her consent. You are not a rapist.

                                                                              “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                                                                                • anexsia
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • May 2010
                                                                                  • 5735
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by fatfoo
                                                                                  Ha. You care about her consent. You are not a rapist.
                                                                                  LOL

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                                                                                    • carzygirls
                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                      • Oct 2010
                                                                                      • 857
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      was the pair of hello kitty boyshort panties yours as well?

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                                                                                        • kane
                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                                                          • 20684
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by fatfoo
                                                                                          Ha. You care about her consent. You are not a rapist.
                                                                                          I've been foo'd

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                                                                                            • kane
                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                              • Aug 2001
                                                                                              • 20684
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by carzygirls
                                                                                              was the pair of hello kitty boyshort panties yours as well?
                                                                                              Who else's would they be?

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                                                                                                • papill0n
                                                                                                  Unregistered Abuser
                                                                                                  • Oct 2007
                                                                                                  • 15547
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by fatfoo
                                                                                                  Ha. You care about her consent. You are not a rapist.

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                                                                                                    • k0nr4d
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Aug 2006
                                                                                                      • 9231
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      i'm pretty sure a broken leg doesn't effect her blowjob giving ability...
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                                                                                                        • comeplay
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                                                                                                          • Nov 2004
                                                                                                          • 1435
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by k0nr4d
                                                                                                          i'm pretty sure a broken leg doesn't effect her blowjob giving ability...
                                                                                                          How you know? Broken leg before?
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                                                                                                            • Agent 488
                                                                                                              Registered User
                                                                                                              • Feb 2006
                                                                                                              • 22511
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by fatfoo
                                                                                                              Ha. You care about her consent. You are not a rapist.

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                                                                                                                • ottopottomouse
                                                                                                                  She is ugly, bad luck.
                                                                                                                  • Jan 2010
                                                                                                                  • 13177
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by fatfoo
                                                                                                                  Ha. You care about her consent. You are not a rapist.
                                                                                                                  ↑ see post ↑
                                                                                                                  13101

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                                                                                                                    • adwank
                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                      • Oct 2010
                                                                                                                      • 405
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by BIGTYMER
                                                                                                                      dude you're in portland. go to the corner and get a hooker.
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                                                                                                                        • michael.kickass
                                                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                          • Mar 2009
                                                                                                                          • 11039
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          I'm curious now, post pics! :D
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                                                                                                                              • Apr 2003
                                                                                                                              • 18102
                                                                                                                              #32
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                                                                                                                                • _Richard_
                                                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                  • Oct 2006
                                                                                                                                  • 30991
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by kane
                                                                                                                                  LOL I actually said to her, "Broken nose might make it a little hotter."
                                                                                                                                  love is in the air..

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                                                                                                                                    • Scott McD
                                                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                      • 67798
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Girls are so pretty.























                                                                                                                                      Then they take off the makeup....


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                                                                                                                                        • munki
                                                                                                                                          Do Fun Shit.
                                                                                                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                                                                                                          • 13393
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by k0nr4d
                                                                                                                                          i'm pretty sure a broken leg doesn't effect her blowjob giving ability...

                                                                                                                                          “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                                                                                                                                            • Loch
                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                              • Feb 2002
                                                                                                                                              • 7674
                                                                                                                                              #36
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                                                                                                                                                • Monique Niccole
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                                                                                                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                                  • 5653
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by fatfoo
                                                                                                                                                  Ha. You care about her consent. You are not a rapist.
                                                                                                                                                  The bot just got creepy.

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                                                                                                                                                    • Scott McD
                                                                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                                      • 67798
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by fatfoo
                                                                                                                                                      Ha. You care about her consent. You are not a rapist.
                                                                                                                                                      What if he cares about her consent, but still rapes her anyway ??


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