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TMM_Vlad · 11-03-2010, 12:42 PM

Grandmother, 62, has sex with 200 toyboys in 2 years
Sex-mad grandmother Carol Bone claims she has slept with more than 200 men after joining 13 dating websites.

Miss Bone, 62, has had two years of one-night stands even though she suffers from arthritis and back pain.
Her favourite men are those aged in their 30s or 40s, and she also likes sex parties and meeting couples.
She got involved in web dating after splitting up with her long-term partner.
?I just enjoy sex. I am not looking for anything serious. I am done with relationships ? I want fun,? said Mrs Bone, who has seven grandchildren.
?Men who are over 50 don?t have the stamina to keep up with me. And I don?t like beer bellies.?

She insists on telling her dates that she is interested only in casual sex rather than a entering a relationship,
?If they stay over I insist they sleep in the spare room. I don?t want to wake up next to them,? she added.
Twice-married Mrs Bone, from Leeds, began her internet adventures in 2008 when the relationship with her partner ended after 21 years.
?I?d bake, look after the grandchildren, and I even tried knitting jumpers, but that wasn?t for me,? she told Closer magazine.
?My age means nothing. I have a really high sex drive.? She added: ?Why shouldn?t I enjoy myself??

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/845962-g...#ixzz14FRLFfi0

Roald · 11-03-2010, 12:45 PM

WTF mum???

XPays · 11-03-2010, 12:47 PM

the article continues:

... Carole explicitly stated that one lucky date named Vlad left his jacket....

RyuLion · 11-03-2010, 12:53 PM

She's making guys cum, probably some of your friends or mine..Props to her..
lol..

MiLo · 11-03-2010, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TMM_Vlad

And I don’t like beer bellies.

Jack Palance is pretty picky also. Yeah, this article looks real.

PS: Hey Vlad!

pornguy · 11-03-2010, 01:13 PM

Eeek.. I dont think even with Viagra I could get it up for that.

Scott McD · 11-03-2010, 01:16 PM

Guys will fuck anything.....

C H R I S · 11-03-2010, 01:18 PM

She lived up to her name. Vlad you have to stop trolling Gilf sites.

ottopottomouse · 11-03-2010, 01:21 PM

No thanks...

TMM_Vlad · 11-03-2010, 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XPays

the article continues:

... Carole explicitly stated that one lucky date named Vlad left his jacket....

Who wanna jacket?

BIGTYMER · 11-03-2010, 01:52 PM

Fucking gross.

Bryan G · 11-03-2010, 01:59 PM

Ms Bone eh...... lol

alias · 11-03-2010, 02:01 PM

What a whore. No way I'd hit the bag of bones.

pornmasta · 11-03-2010, 02:07 PM

"Mrs Bone" ?

Chosen · 11-03-2010, 02:09 PM

Good for her

u-Bob · 11-03-2010, 02:23 PM

I'd let her lick my balls

LeRoy · 11-03-2010, 02:27 PM

If she didnt have teeth....

GatorB · 11-03-2010, 02:53 PM

Looks old for 62.

Freaky_Akula · 11-03-2010, 02:53 PM

Miss Bone.

u-Bob · 11-03-2010, 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB

Looks old for 62.

200 different men in less than 2 years...

czarina · 11-03-2010, 03:02 PM

with a last name like "bone" what did you expect?

BruceM · 11-03-2010, 03:03 PM

Ewwww

Good for her though, lol, she's doing what she wants and not taking shit from anyone.

BestXXXPorn · 11-03-2010, 03:03 PM

Reminds me of a horror novelist I met when having my hair cut once... she was pushing 60, a swinger, and still partied pretty hard. She randomly turned to me and her conversation opener was, "I bet you've done your fair share of LSD".

HAH, I couldn't help but laugh hysterically, she was a blast to talk to. She was telling me how when she was young HP Lovecraft was her favorite novelist and how she had to, "rip the covers off of the books and stash them in between her mattress like it was porn".

thickcash_amo · 11-03-2010, 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

Guys will fuck anything.....

LOL I spit out my drink!

TurboAngel · 11-03-2010, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XPays

the article continues:

... Carole explicitly stated that one lucky date named Vlad left his jacket....

Jayvis · 11-03-2010, 04:49 PM

with a baseball bat.

Spunky · 11-03-2010, 05:04 PM

I think I'll pass on that one

Supz · 11-03-2010, 05:28 PM

her name is Carol BONE after all..

11-03-2010, 12:42 PM	#1
TMM_Vlad Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 1,220	Would you hit it? (pic) Grandmother, 62, has sex with 200 toyboys in 2 years Sex-mad grandmother Carol Bone claims she has slept with more than 200 men after joining 13 dating websites. Miss Bone, 62, has had two years of one-night stands even though she suffers from arthritis and back pain. Her favourite men are those aged in their 30s or 40s, and she also likes sex parties and meeting couples. She got involved in web dating after splitting up with her long-term partner. ?I just enjoy sex. I am not looking for anything serious. I am done with relationships ? I want fun,? said Mrs Bone, who has seven grandchildren. ?Men who are over 50 don?t have the stamina to keep up with me. And I don?t like beer bellies.? She insists on telling her dates that she is interested only in casual sex rather than a entering a relationship, ?If they stay over I insist they sleep in the spare room. I don?t want to wake up next to them,? she added. Twice-married Mrs Bone, from Leeds, began her internet adventures in 2008 when the relationship with her partner ended after 21 years. ?I?d bake, look after the grandchildren, and I even tried knitting jumpers, but that wasn?t for me,? she told Closer magazine. ?My age means nothing. I have a really high sex drive.? She added: ?Why shouldn?t I enjoy myself?? http://www.metro.co.uk/news/845962-g...#ixzz14FRLFfi0

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