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TMM_Vlad 11-03-2010 12:42 PM

Would you hit it? (pic)
 
http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2010/11...67_466x386.jpg

Grandmother, 62, has sex with 200 toyboys in 2 years
Sex-mad grandmother Carol Bone claims she has slept with more than 200 men after joining 13 dating websites.

Miss Bone, 62, has had two years of one-night stands even though she suffers from arthritis and back pain.
Her favourite men are those aged in their 30s or 40s, and she also likes sex parties and meeting couples.
She got involved in web dating after splitting up with her long-term partner.
?I just enjoy sex. I am not looking for anything serious. I am done with relationships ? I want fun,? said Mrs Bone, who has seven grandchildren.
?Men who are over 50 don?t have the stamina to keep up with me. And I don?t like beer bellies.?


She insists on telling her dates that she is interested only in casual sex rather than a entering a relationship,
?If they stay over I insist they sleep in the spare room. I don?t want to wake up next to them,? she added.
Twice-married Mrs Bone, from Leeds, began her internet adventures in 2008 when the relationship with her partner ended after 21 years.
?I?d bake, look after the grandchildren, and I even tried knitting jumpers, but that wasn?t for me,? she told Closer magazine.
?My age means nothing. I have a really high sex drive.? She added: ?Why shouldn?t I enjoy myself??


http://www.metro.co.uk/news/845962-g...#ixzz14FRLFfi0

Roald 11-03-2010 12:45 PM

WTF mum???

XPays 11-03-2010 12:47 PM

the article continues:

... Carole explicitly stated that one lucky date named Vlad left his jacket....

RyuLion 11-03-2010 12:53 PM

She's making guys cum, probably some of your friends or mine..Props to her..
lol..

MiLo 11-03-2010 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TMM_Vlad (Post 17668016)
And I don’t like beer bellies.

Jack Palance is pretty picky also. Yeah, this article looks real.

PS: Hey Vlad! :thumbsup

pornguy 11-03-2010 01:13 PM

Eeek.. I dont think even with Viagra I could get it up for that.

Scott McD 11-03-2010 01:16 PM

Guys will fuck anything..... :Oh crap:Oh crap

C H R I S 11-03-2010 01:18 PM

She lived up to her name. Vlad you have to stop trolling Gilf sites.

ottopottomouse 11-03-2010 01:21 PM

No thanks...

TMM_Vlad 11-03-2010 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XPays (Post 17668036)
the article continues:

... Carole explicitly stated that one lucky date named Vlad left his jacket....

Who wanna jacket? :1orglaugh

BIGTYMER 11-03-2010 01:52 PM

Fucking gross. :disgust

Bryan G 11-03-2010 01:59 PM

Ms Bone eh...... lol

alias 11-03-2010 02:01 PM

What a whore. No way I'd hit the bag of bones.

pornmasta 11-03-2010 02:07 PM

"Mrs Bone" ?

Chosen 11-03-2010 02:09 PM

Good for her :)

u-Bob 11-03-2010 02:23 PM

I'd let her lick my balls :)

LeRoy 11-03-2010 02:27 PM

If she didnt have teeth....

GatorB 11-03-2010 02:53 PM

Looks old for 62.

Freaky_Akula 11-03-2010 02:53 PM

Miss Bone.

u-Bob 11-03-2010 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 17668473)
Looks old for 62.

200 different men in less than 2 years...

czarina 11-03-2010 03:02 PM

with a last name like "bone" what did you expect?

BruceM 11-03-2010 03:03 PM

Ewwww

Good for her though, lol, she's doing what she wants and not taking shit from anyone.

BestXXXPorn 11-03-2010 03:03 PM

Reminds me of a horror novelist I met when having my hair cut once... she was pushing 60, a swinger, and still partied pretty hard. She randomly turned to me and her conversation opener was, "I bet you've done your fair share of LSD".

HAH, I couldn't help but laugh hysterically, she was a blast to talk to. She was telling me how when she was young HP Lovecraft was her favorite novelist and how she had to, "rip the covers off of the books and stash them in between her mattress like it was porn".

thickcash_amo 11-03-2010 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 17668132)
Guys will fuck anything..... :Oh crap:Oh crap

LOL I spit out my drink!

TurboAngel 11-03-2010 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XPays (Post 17668036)
the article continues:

... Carole explicitly stated that one lucky date named Vlad left his jacket....

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Jayvis 11-03-2010 04:49 PM

with a baseball bat.

Spunky 11-03-2010 05:04 PM

I think I'll pass on that one

Supz 11-03-2010 05:28 PM

her name is Carol BONE after all..


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