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brassmonkey · 11-01-2010, 08:57 AM

this man says this guy is dating his daughter very nice kid. and he go's to play tennis with him and in the shower he saw his crank and said its huge. he wants to know he can break them up

says hes going to rip his daughter!

brassmonkey · 11-01-2010, 09:37 AM

it was fucking funny im still laughing

CDSmith · 11-01-2010, 09:44 AM

Is this one of those "guess you had to be there" moments I've heard about?

:D

brassmonkey · 11-01-2010, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Is this one of those "guess you had to be there" moments I've heard about?

:D

why the hell was he looking at his crank?

he's a 16 year old kid

maybe he was feeling like a dwarf moment.

Yo Adrian · 11-01-2010, 10:01 AM

that would SUCK hahaha
so glad I don't have daughters

96ukssob · 11-01-2010, 10:03 AM

brassmonkey · 11-01-2010, 11:19 AM

he said it looked like a ant eater snort

i think i broke a rib laughing

ottopottomouse · 11-01-2010, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

he said it looked like a ant eater snort

i think i broke a rib laughing

If you'd said that in the first post then it would have been funny.

brassmonkey · 11-01-2010, 01:21 PM

omg im still laughing weird shit monday

fatfoo · 11-01-2010, 01:50 PM

I suppose it should be the female's decision whether she wants to fuck a big dick or not. I assume that crank means dick.

2intense · 11-01-2010, 01:52 PM

Horny Joe · 11-01-2010, 01:55 PM

Ah, what the hell...

brassmonkey · 11-01-2010, 04:20 PM

my side hurts.

CDSmith · 11-01-2010, 07:22 PM

Okay, all creepiness aside from the whole dad showering within eyeshot of the daughter's boyfriend thing (or the boyfriend's thing for that matter) I'll say this;

Any father should be proud, nay, HAPPY for his little girl that, after seeing the kid's trouser whopper, he realizes his little pumpkin princess has bagged herself a keeper.

"That's my girl!"

FlexxAeon · 11-01-2010, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by fatfoo

...I assume that crank means dick.

god damn almost spit coffee everywhere....

brassmonkey · 11-01-2010, 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

Okay, all creepiness aside from the whole dad showering within eyeshot of the daughter's boyfriend crank (or the boyfriend's thing for that matter) I

when you play sports they have the central shower at the clubs.

and yes crank means your dizzo ding a ling wing wing

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