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  • brassmonkey
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    • Sep 2005
    • 77388
    #1

    I just heard on the radio

    this man says this guy is dating his daughter very nice kid. and he go's to play tennis with him and in the shower he saw his crank and said its huge. he wants to know he can break them up says hes going to rip his daughter!
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    • brassmonkey
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      • Sep 2005
      • 77388
      #2
      it was fucking funny im still laughing
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        • CDSmith
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          • May 2001
          • 51460
          #3
          Is this one of those "guess you had to be there" moments I've heard about?


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            • brassmonkey
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              • Sep 2005
              • 77388
              #4
              Originally posted by CDSmith
              Is this one of those "guess you had to be there" moments I've heard about?


              :D
              why the hell was he looking at his crank? he's a 16 year old kid maybe he was feeling like a dwarf moment.
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                • Yo Adrian
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                  • Apr 2002
                  • 6326
                  #5
                  that would SUCK hahaha
                  so glad I don't have daughters
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                    • 96ukssob
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                      • Mar 2003
                      • 12991
                      #6
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                        • brassmonkey
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                          • Sep 2005
                          • 77388
                          #7
                          he said it looked like a ant eater snort i think i broke a rib laughing
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                            • ottopottomouse
                              She is ugly, bad luck.
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 13177
                              #8
                              Originally posted by brassmonkey
                              he said it looked like a ant eater snort i think i broke a rib laughing


                              If you'd said that in the first post then it would have been funny.
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                                • brassmonkey
                                  Pay It Forward
                                  • Sep 2005
                                  • 77388
                                  #9
                                  omg im still laughing weird shit monday
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                                    • fatfoo
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                                      • Mar 2003
                                      • 27763
                                      #10
                                      I suppose it should be the female's decision whether she wants to fuck a big dick or not. I assume that crank means dick.
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                                        • 2intense
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                                          • Dec 2009
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                                          #11
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                                            • Horny Joe
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                                              • Jul 2004
                                              • 2661
                                              #12
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                                                • brassmonkey
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                                                  • Sep 2005
                                                  • 77388
                                                  #13
                                                  my side hurts.
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                                                    • CDSmith
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                                                      • May 2001
                                                      • 51460
                                                      #14
                                                      Okay, all creepiness aside from the whole dad showering within eyeshot of the daughter's boyfriend thing (or the boyfriend's thing for that matter) I'll say this;

                                                      Any father should be proud, nay, HAPPY for his little girl that, after seeing the kid's trouser whopper, he realizes his little pumpkin princess has bagged herself a keeper.

                                                      "That's my girl!"
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                                                        • FlexxAeon
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                                                          • May 2003
                                                          • 3765
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by fatfoo
                                                          ...I assume that crank means dick.
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                                                            • brassmonkey
                                                              Pay It Forward
                                                              • Sep 2005
                                                              • 77388
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                              Okay, all creepiness aside from the whole dad showering within eyeshot of the daughter's boyfriend crank (or the boyfriend's thing for that matter) I
                                                              when you play sports they have the central shower at the clubs.

                                                              and yes crank means your dizzo ding a ling wing wing
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