If women could have their own penis for ONE day... - GoFuckYourself.com

Brat · 01-11-2003, 07:04 PM

To all the women on the board... and I'm not sure there are too many. But, in order of first choice to last, what would u do with a penis if you had one for just a day?

I know i would :

-Piss everywhere! walking down the street and i gotta piss?! no PROBLEM, whip out my cock and piss in a corner somewhere. I envy that guys can do that. You guys have no idea how annoying it is to squat in -30 weather and make sure you dont piss on yourself or your clothes.

-Masturbate. Like, just look at naughty photos and feel my cock get hard. I would love to feel it grow. And then I'd masturbate for like 4 hours.

-A good fucking. A few of them actually.

-A blow job.

-Try fucking one of those fake pornstar pussy things.

-Try sucking my own cock

I think that's about it. Any other ideas I missed?

-Tamara

troll · 01-11-2003, 07:12 PM

who would you get a bj from? A man or a woman?

or maybe a man/woman

Brat · 01-11-2003, 07:13 PM

hahha i never thought of that

hmm... woman first then man.. and i'd fuck both

troll · 01-11-2003, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brat
hahha i never thought of that

hmm... woman first then man.. and i'd fuck both

i'd rather have a woman

MissBear · 01-11-2003, 07:15 PM

Tamara where in Canada are you?

wait and troll hehe

but I think you've covered the penis wants!

Brat · 01-11-2003, 07:18 PM

Hey Missbear,

I'm in Quebec

Are you in Canada? If so, where?

troll · 01-11-2003, 07:18 PM

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Originally posted by Brat
You guys have no idea how annoying it is to squat in -30 weather and make sure you dont piss on yourself or your clothes.

At least you have nothing dangling!

Just make sure(if your wish cums true) you don't piss against the wind

MissBear · 01-11-2003, 07:21 PM

yes Brat, I'm in good ole' Alberta.

Troll?

Brat · 01-11-2003, 07:23 PM

we have nothing dangling no but at least with a penis you can somewhat control the direction.

When i pulled down my pants in winter to take a piss in some dark alley (and i have done this a few times due to drinking a LITTLE too much beer, you all know the 'i need to piss NOW because i'm drunk' feeling) anyways, so picture this, squating, holding my pants forward and trying to keep my balance. all this and trying very hard to piss in the direction where it DOES NOT hit my shoes. This is not comfortable at all

I want a penis mostly for pissing purposes.

Brat · 01-11-2003, 07:24 PM

How's the weather in Alberta? I've never been further than Toronto. I'm pathetic.

MissBear · 01-11-2003, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brat
we have nothing dangling no but at least with a penis you can somewhat control the direction.

When i pulled down my pants in winter to take a piss in some dark alley (and i have done this a few times due to drinking a LITTLE too much beer, you all know the 'i need to piss NOW because i'm drunk' feeling) anyways, so picture this, squating, holding my pants forward and trying to keep my balance. all this and trying very hard to piss in the direction where it DOES NOT hit my shoes. This is not comfortable at all I want a penis mostly for pissing purposes.

LoL, I know this feeling! it always runs in the direction of where your feet are. :p

Actually it's just gotten cold here the past 2 days. And in Quebec?

hehe, not to worry, I've only been to Quebec once and I was a lil one.

troll · 01-11-2003, 07:28 PM

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Originally posted by MissBear
yes Brat, I'm in good ole' Alberta.

Troll?

Ontario

cherrylula · 01-11-2003, 07:30 PM

Be like a tranny for a day? No thanks

troll · 01-11-2003, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brat
we have nothing dangling no but at least with a penis you can somewhat control the direction.

When i pulled down my pants in winter to take a piss in some dark alley (and i have done this a few times due to drinking a LITTLE too much beer, you all know the 'i need to piss NOW because i'm drunk' feeling) anyways, so picture this, squating, holding my pants forward and trying to keep my balance. all this and trying very hard to piss in the direction where it DOES NOT hit my shoes. This is not comfortable at all I want a penis mostly for pissing purposes.

A little while ago they were tryiing to sell basically a straw so women could piss while standing...for hygenic reasons. Don't know what it was called or if it was successfulll. I will see what I can find

Brat · 01-11-2003, 07:31 PM

It's COLD!!!! I'm scared to go out. It's got to be just as cold in my house though.

It's -15 without the windchill, so you can just imagine. I just want to hibernate until spring. Cuddle up in my bed and sleep. Wake up occasionally to shower/eat/use the washroom/sex and then go back to sleep. those are the basic necessities! hehe

Zoe_Zoebaboe · 01-11-2003, 07:32 PM

Along with that list, I would perform anal sex, to see what all the hype is about, and try out a glory-hole

Brat · 01-11-2003, 07:33 PM

Troll I heard about that! I'm gonna look around for it also. I think it would kind of freak out my friends though. Constantly carrying around this long tube with me.
'Oh hold on guys i gotta piss through my long straw here.'

Ho0k-UpS · 01-11-2003, 07:33 PM

i saw a woman squatting in an alley way once... the splash of her urine on the ground aroused me beyond belief, so i popped her sphincter open

Pipecrew · 01-11-2003, 07:33 PM

Want mine? I will sell it to you for 5 dollars per inch...

Paypal me 15 dollars

troll · 01-11-2003, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brat
we have nothing dangling no but at least with a penis you can somewhat control the direction.

When i pulled down my pants in winter to take a piss in some dark alley (and i have done this a few times due to drinking a LITTLE too much beer, you all know the 'i need to piss NOW because i'm drunk' feeling) anyways, so picture this, squating, holding my pants forward and trying to keep my balance. all this and trying very hard to piss in the direction where it DOES NOT hit my shoes. This is not comfortable at all I want a penis mostly for pissing purposes.

try THIS

and HERE

Just search on google...I couldn't find the one I seen a while ago..but they are out there

Brat · 01-11-2003, 07:34 PM

Zoe
anal sex. DEFINITELY!! I want to see what the big deal is. The tightness everyone talks about. hehe. I'd obviously try other little things too. Titty fucking, facials, cumming in a girls mouth....etc.

troll · 01-11-2003, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
Want mine? I will sell it to you for 5 dollars per inch...

Paypal me 15 dollars

You could at least exagerate!

troll · 01-11-2003, 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brat
Troll I heard about that! I'm gonna look around for it also. I think it would kind of freak out my friends though. Constantly carrying around this long tube with me.
'Oh hold on guys i gotta piss through my long straw here.'

you beat me to it

Pipecrew · 01-11-2003, 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brat
Zoe
anal sex. DEFINITELY!! I want to see what the big deal is. The tightness everyone talks about. hehe. I'd obviously try other little things too. Titty fucking, facials, cumming in a girls mouth....etc.

are you fat?

MissBear · 01-11-2003, 07:37 PM

LoL! That was great, see the animation of the chicka writing her name in the snow? LoL! We definately forgot that one!

Sly_RJ · 01-11-2003, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
Want mine? I will sell it to you for 5 dollars per inch...

Paypal me 15 dollars

I don't recommend selling a fully erect penis.

Nysus · 01-11-2003, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brat
How's the weather in Alberta? I've never been further than Toronto. I'm pathetic.

You should come back to Toronto and visit! You sound interesting.. I'm not giving you a blowjob though. :P

Cheers,
Matt

Zoe_Zoebaboe · 01-11-2003, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew

are you fat?

Last time I checked I wasnt...

Brat · 01-11-2003, 07:39 PM

Pipecrew... about 573lbs..

what the fuck does that have to do with anything?

Troll, great sites

Sly_RJ · 01-11-2003, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zoe_Zoebaboe

Last time I checked I wasnt...

Not at all, you're sexy.

Zoe_Zoebaboe · 01-11-2003, 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ

Not at all, you're sexy.

aww, thank ya

Brat · 01-11-2003, 07:41 PM

Nysus,

awww.. not even a little one?! Last time I went to Toronto was mid-November 02 with my boyfriend and what a horrible experience. Everything that could have gone wrong, DID. I've given your city the benefit of the doubt many times. It never did come through for me!

troll · 01-11-2003, 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brat
Pipecrew... about 573lbs..

what the fuck does that have to do with anything?

Troll, great sites

I was surprised I found anything relivant...I searched for "women pee standing" got a few fetish sites in the mix

Beastiepoo · 01-11-2003, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cherrylula
Be like a tranny for a day? No thanks

I completely agree. The only way I'd want to have a penis for a day would be if someone wanted to pay me to do it. Otherwise you can forget it.

psyko514 · 01-12-2003, 06:47 PM

Brat!! Show us your tits!!!

01-11-2003, 07:04 PM	#1
Brat Got MIDs? Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,545	If women could have their own penis for ONE day... To all the women on the board... and I'm not sure there are too many. But, in order of first choice to last, what would u do with a penis if you had one for just a day? I know i would : -Piss everywhere! walking down the street and i gotta piss?! no PROBLEM, whip out my cock and piss in a corner somewhere. I envy that guys can do that. You guys have no idea how annoying it is to squat in -30 weather and make sure you dont piss on yourself or your clothes. -Masturbate. Like, just look at naughty photos and feel my cock get hard. I would love to feel it grow. And then I'd masturbate for like 4 hours. -A good fucking. A few of them actually. -A blow job. -Try fucking one of those fake pornstar pussy things. -Try sucking my own cock I think that's about it. Any other ideas I missed? -Tamara

01-11-2003, 07:12 PM	#2
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01-11-2003, 07:15 PM	#5
MissBear Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 17	Tamara where in Canada are you? wait and troll hehe but I think you've covered the penis wants! __________________ <a href="http://www.juggies.net"><img src="http://www.juggies.net/Banners/Me/JuggiesBanner12Small.jpg" border ="0"></a> Last edited by MissBear; 01-11-2003 at 07:17 PM..

01-11-2003, 07:21 PM	#8
MissBear Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 17	yes Brat, I'm in good ole' Alberta. Troll? __________________ <a href="http://www.juggies.net"><img src="http://www.juggies.net/Banners/Me/JuggiesBanner12Small.jpg" border ="0"></a>

01-11-2003, 07:32 PM	#16
Zoe_Zoebaboe Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Sin City Posts: 4,463	Along with that list, I would perform anal sex, to see what all the hype is about, and try out a glory-hole __________________ http://www.myspace.com/jennabea ICQ: 166862923 Email: [email protected]

01-11-2003, 07:13 PM	#3
Brat Got MIDs? Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,545	hahha i never thought of that hmm... woman first then man.. and i'd fuck both

01-11-2003, 07:18 PM	#6
Brat Got MIDs? Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,545	Hey Missbear, I'm in Quebec Are you in Canada? If so, where?

01-11-2003, 07:23 PM	#9
Brat Got MIDs? Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,545	we have nothing dangling no but at least with a penis you can somewhat control the direction. When i pulled down my pants in winter to take a piss in some dark alley (and i have done this a few times due to drinking a LITTLE too much beer, you all know the 'i need to piss NOW because i'm drunk' feeling) anyways, so picture this, squating, holding my pants forward and trying to keep my balance. all this and trying very hard to piss in the direction where it DOES NOT hit my shoes. This is not comfortable at all I want a penis mostly for pissing purposes.

01-11-2003, 07:24 PM	#10
Brat Got MIDs? Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,545	How's the weather in Alberta? I've never been further than Toronto. I'm pathetic.

01-11-2003, 07:30 PM	#13
cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969	Be like a tranny for a day? No thanks

01-11-2003, 07:31 PM	#15
Brat Got MIDs? Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,545	It's COLD!!!! I'm scared to go out. It's got to be just as cold in my house though. It's -15 without the windchill, so you can just imagine. I just want to hibernate until spring. Cuddle up in my bed and sleep. Wake up occasionally to shower/eat/use the washroom/sex and then go back to sleep. those are the basic necessities! hehe

01-11-2003, 07:33 PM	#17
Brat Got MIDs? Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,545	Troll I heard about that! I'm gonna look around for it also. I think it would kind of freak out my friends though. Constantly carrying around this long tube with me. 'Oh hold on guys i gotta piss through my long straw here.'

01-11-2003, 07:33 PM	#18
Ho0k-UpS Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 98	i saw a woman squatting in an alley way once... the splash of her urine on the ground aroused me beyond belief, so i popped her sphincter open

01-11-2003, 07:33 PM	#19
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	Want mine? I will sell it to you for 5 dollars per inch... Paypal me 15 dollars

01-11-2003, 07:34 PM	#21
Brat Got MIDs? Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,545	Zoe anal sex. DEFINITELY!! I want to see what the big deal is. The tightness everyone talks about. hehe. I'd obviously try other little things too. Titty fucking, facials, cumming in a girls mouth....etc.

01-11-2003, 07:37 PM	#25
MissBear Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 17	LoL! That was great, see the animation of the chicka writing her name in the snow? LoL! We definately forgot that one! __________________ <a href="http://www.juggies.net"><img src="http://www.juggies.net/Banners/Me/JuggiesBanner12Small.jpg" border ="0"></a>

01-11-2003, 07:39 PM	#29
Brat Got MIDs? Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,545	Pipecrew... about 573lbs.. what the fuck does that have to do with anything? Troll, great sites

01-11-2003, 07:41 PM	#32
Brat Got MIDs? Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,545	Nysus, awww.. not even a little one?! Last time I went to Toronto was mid-November 02 with my boyfriend and what a horrible experience. Everything that could have gone wrong, DID. I've given your city the benefit of the doubt many times. It never did come through for me!

01-12-2003, 06:47 PM	#35
psyko514 See sig. Join Epic Cash. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Montreal, Quebec. ICQ: 214702014 Posts: 22,366	Brat!! Show us your tits!!!