we have nothing dangling no but at least with a penis you can somewhat control the direction.
When i pulled down my pants in winter to take a piss in some dark alley (and i have done this a few times due to drinking a LITTLE too much beer, you all know the 'i need to piss NOW because i'm drunk' feeling) anyways, so picture this, squating, holding my pants forward and trying to keep my balance. all this and trying very hard to piss in the direction where it DOES NOT hit my shoes. This is not comfortable at all
I want a penis mostly for pissing purposes.