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I dated a chic once that could get into the bath, suck some water into her hole, and squirt it out... 'bout 2-3 feet.
Anyone else known girls that could do this??? It's fucking awesome!
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I can do that with my ass!
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Anyone seen those "artists" that squirt paint up their ass and then squirt it out onto a big canvas? Don't think I'd be buying one of those paintings.
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I’m still alive barley.
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I wouldnt mind dating a girl that squirts either or I wouldnt mind just dating a girl that was nice and not a slut :/ One day ill get re-married to someone lol PEACE Btw Bone it was awesome meeting you. TOM
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dated a girl once that would squirt money away but it was not cool
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I dated a girl in LA that would squirt some kind of stuff when she came. Never quite figured out what it was, but it was freaky to get whapped in the face with it, I'll tell you that. Got respect for girls that take facials after that relationship.
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wiked!!!
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lol funny shit guys!
i was reading this months FHM (UK edition) and in this little lovers guide thingy they reckoned that women can produce up to 900mls of cum ready for ejaculation. Ive tried to get my girl to squirt and we get to the point where she needs to pee really badly but i was unable to convince her to let go and let it flow |
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My wife does that. We soak through 2 - 3 bath towels every time. Talk about a wet spot!
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Grrrrrrrrr
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Unfortunately, I have this problem. It's actually quite embarrassing...at least I think it is.
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Yes, I do, and no you can not. =) I already told you it's embarrassing. A lot of times, recently...I just hold back my orgasm...think of something else. |
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I squirt. First hubby was convinced it was pee and ridiculed me for it, put a block in my head that kept me from doing it for over 10 years.
Luckily my second hubby wasn't so daft. He LOVES the feel of it running all over him. Multiple towels, indeed! When I get finished, even WITH the towels, we have to go sleep on the couch because the bed and often the floor is completely soaked. Khy - your lady is right on the brink of it when there's that burning sensation and she thinks she's gonna pee. If you can get her to trust you enough to know that you won't laugh at her or anything and get her to relax, she is going to enter a plateau of orgasms like she's never experienced before!! I doubt she'd want to, but she's welcome to email me about it. I've got some links that she can read showing that it really is *not* pee. Just as a man's orgasm comes through the same tubing that his pee does, so does a woman's. So the first time or two she does it, she might feel like she's peeing. She can reassure herself that it's not though by going to the bathroom (and emptying her bladder) before you guys start fooling around. Then she'll know her bladder is empty and she can't be peeing. My email is webmaster AT gotkinky DOT com if she (or you) wants to talk about it. No teasing involved, promise. I honestly believe every woman can do this, they just hold themselves back because they think they're going to pee. |
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Fuckin right on, another DR Ruth in the making |
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This is the EXACT reason why I hold back. While he doesn't ridicule me, he did orginally think it was pee. Even though I kept telling him it was not! Then I started researching more, and told him time and time again god damn it I know when I am peeing, and that's NOT it! |
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I'll squirt your eye out, kid
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i haven't dated one but I do happen to be one ;)
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lets get some of these squiters together and form a water ballet team, the finale can be syncrinized squirting. the olympics will never be the same.
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Sounds like some strong pussy muscles. Was she a good lay? I'd be telling her to squirt my dick out.
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Most guys I date are really cool with it.
Then again, all the guys that I date are cool going out with a girl that does porn, so they arent that squeemish. some of the others that I talk with that arent cool with the porn issue also think natural body functions are discusting. Hey, we put up with them, they can put up with us :-D |
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P.S. Mine tends to be of the small gush type, nothing spectacular enough to capture on film! Ugh!
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Now with more Jayne
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mine doesn't happen every time but when it does it is time to get a sponge. Most men who actually know what they are doing find it to be a major mark of accomplishment when it happens. If a guy was freaked out by it he wouldn't be invited back.
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Carrie, don't bullshit a bullshitter! It is piss! Women who can squirt anything other than good old yellow piss are very rare.
I have looked at hundreds of videos, and 99.9% of the women are squirting urine. My research shows that there is no way women can do as men do, and squirt cum across the room. Are you telling us that you are in the .001% category? SHOW US THE VIDEOS! YOU COULD BE MAKING MORE MONEY WITH YOUR PROOF THAN ANYTHING YOU ARE MAKING ON NETTY-POND ! You know you are dying to be a pornstar! Do it! |
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Ask the gay guys. I think they ALL date squirters.
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'Anyone else known girls that could do this???' - Original Topic... I guess some gay guys could be considered girls nowadays, however, they are usually referred to as trannies. ![]()
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Saw a chick in the phillipines squirt a bannana across the stage
it was a beautiful site |
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That happened on the MaxCash boat down in Miami two years ago during one of the live shows. A chick had a banana in her pussy and "shot" it right into LA Damon's mouth.. priceless.
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I asked my sister-in-law about this a year ago. At the time she was the womans health editor at Self magazine, a Conde Nast publication. Solid mainstream publications. Here is part of her response. "yes, this is very much for real. There was an article in the July Marie Claire
( a woman's magazine) that mentioned some experts and a workshop they offer for training; I bet you'd find something on the Web if you looked. Also try some stock women's sexuality health resources, such as Our Bodies, Ourselves--the classic progressive guide to women's health. Get a new revised version." So, it is not just a porn industry phenomenon. |
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Now with more Jayne
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its not urine trust me, even if most women even think it is just because it is so rare. I keep hearing it bounded about that only 1 in 20 women will have it happen once in their life. I must do it enough for the other 19.
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I dated a squirter, pretty mild as far as some peoples claims go...I used to have to kinda pin her down when I went down on her to get it to happen...it was alot of work...
From what I've read and heard women, like men have a culper's gland or caulper's gland which produces and mixes this stuff up...and it can sometimes contain urine...but that's not its total makeup...
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i squirt for money
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For some reason, I think that alot of females either don't know they can do it, or have done it in the past, and was embarrassed by it, so when they start to feel the squirt coming on, they hold back, and it only happens a little. I'm not really sure.
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Now with more Jayne
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yeah a lot of it is being comfortable enough with your partner to let yourself relax so it can happen. When it does it is so powerful, I can't really do it justice to describe it.
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The girl I was dating had no clue it could happen, I showed it to her.
...we'd have sex for a bit and get a nice foundation of arousal down... Then I'd kinda pin her legs down a bit and give her some good clit licking while working the g-spot with a dildo or vibrator, it then went in three distinct stages... 1. Your normal, "Oh my god, Oh YEAH!", moans and what not... 2. She'd try and pry away from me. She'd twitch alot and try to squirm out from under me while muttering some strange celtic incantations or someshit. BTW, I asked once after a session of this if she really wanted to get away from me at this stage and she said no, it was only reflex. 3. Violent convulsions, low gutteral cussing (think predator), her head would spin 360 and then I'd have a faceful (maybe half a cup) of warm salty fluid, not watery like piss but not as gooey as sperm...slightly cloudy. It was fun, alot of work, but fun...the sleep after these sessions was great...unless you were in the wetspot....
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I'd like to add that in my experience "squirting" was a relative term. I've seen flicks of girls spurting like 3 feet in the air, this chick could barely achieve 4 inches...but it was a noticable rush of fluid...
I'd also like to add that I tried it on my current girl, thinking she might be a squirter in diguise. At stage 3 she convulsed violently, her head spun 360, and broke a blood vessel in her eye...but sadly no juice...
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I personally think that's the magic technique for the ultimate orgasm...I always thought it'd be cool if my pecker could somehow be a part of the whole thing...but, c'est la vie.
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For the people that wanted to see this on video:
http://www.female-ejaculations.tv/Galleries2/01-first/ I wish I knew where to buy this content. I bet you'd make a killing with it. |
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