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Jarmusch · 10-24-2010, 02:44 PM

The lady with 6 fingers?

comeplay · 10-24-2010, 02:56 PM

she must be ready to pop since shes been pregnant from her husband for 12 months now since he left!

BlackCrayon · 10-24-2010, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by comeplay

she must be ready to pop since shes been pregnant from her husband for 12 months now since he left!

lolz, surprise for dad.

ArsewithClass · 10-24-2010, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by comeplay

she must be ready to pop since shes been pregnant from her husband for 12 months now since he left!

Oh shit, yeah... thats impossible! Fuck a duck

CYF · 10-24-2010, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by comeplay

she must be ready to pop since shes been pregnant from her husband for 12 months now since he left!

ouch

Phoenix · 10-24-2010, 06:24 PM

lol

probably happens a lot

mgtarheels · 10-24-2010, 06:28 PM

And here I thought it was the dick from the person in the pink pants...

AzteK · 10-24-2010, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by mgtarheels

And here I thought it was the dick from the person in the pink pants...

Nah it's from the kid.

woj · 10-24-2010, 07:49 PM

Jman · 10-24-2010, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by comeplay

she must be ready to pop since shes been pregnant from her husband for 12 months now since he left!

Hehehe good "quick" catch

Chosen · 10-24-2010, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by comeplay

she must be ready to pop since shes been pregnant from her husband for 12 months now since he left!

LoLz

PornMD · 10-24-2010, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by comeplay

she must be ready to pop since shes been pregnant from her husband for 12 months now since he left!

Well Obama did warn of "difficult days ahead", like the inevitable day when she'll catch a beating.

Soldier: "We had another baby? Why is it black?"
Wife: "I had a bun in my oven for 12+ months and it got burnt. Yea I know, 'nice try, bitch'...just beat me and get it overwith."

thickcash_amo · 10-25-2010, 06:35 AM

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Originally Posted by PornMD

Well Obama did warn of "difficult days ahead", like the inevitable day when she'll catch a beating.

Soldier: "We had another baby? Why is it black?"
Wife: "I had a bun in my oven for 12+ months and it got burnt. Yea I know, 'nice try, bitch'...just beat me and get it overwith."

seeandsee · 10-25-2010, 06:42 AM

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Originally Posted by PornMD

Well Obama did warn of "difficult days ahead", like the inevitable day when she'll catch a beating.

Soldier: "We had another baby? Why is it black?"
Wife: "I had a bun in my oven for 12+ months and it got burnt. Yea I know, 'nice try, bitch'...just beat me and get it overwith."

good joke

redwhiteandblue · 10-25-2010, 06:44 AM

It's ok, it's just trapped wind.

Maxi · 10-25-2010, 07:01 AM

Bitch is probably a Sarah Palin supporter that doesn't know how many months in a year.

SouthernBrooke · 10-25-2010, 01:38 PM

Woulda never noticed the 6 fingers. Hilarious

2intense · 10-25-2010, 01:41 PM

_Richard_ · 10-25-2010, 01:44 PM

don't they get leave?

ArsewithClass · 10-25-2010, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by _Richard_

don't they get leave?

Not on 12month patches I wouldnt have thought, or they wouldnt have said "a son welcomes home his dad from a 12month tour in iraq".

Maybe she dropped in on him? She better think of something quick

BestXXXPorn · 10-25-2010, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by PornMD

Well Obama did warn of "difficult days ahead", like the inevitable day when she'll catch a beating.

Soldier: "We had another baby? Why is it black?"
Wife: "I had a bun in my oven for 12+ months and it got burnt. Yea I know, 'nice try, bitch'...just beat me and get it overwith."

ArsewithClass · 10-25-2010, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by BestXXXPorn

Oh the world really gets worse...

KrissyElise · 10-25-2010, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by _Richard_

don't they get leave?

I have to agree with Richard on this one. He was probably back on leave and impregnated her then.

Scott McD · 10-25-2010, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by seeandsee

Oh my.....

BestXXXPorn · 10-25-2010, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by KrissyElise

I have to agree with Richard on this one. He was probably back on leave and impregnated her then.

They definitely have leave in a 12 mo tour... and really what better way to knock your wife up; see ya in 9 months, I've gotta leave the country, duty calls!

Chris · 10-25-2010, 02:24 PM

Or they could be separated and they have a child together that looks a atleast 3-4 years old and they are still on good terms even tho she is in another relationship?:P

but living in the ft hood area this is pretty common :P
you can go to the clubs at night and pick off married women like crazy

blonda80 · 10-25-2010, 02:47 PM

crazy

psbfo · 10-25-2010, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

lol

probably happens a lot

Actually know of someone (friend of a friend) who found out the day he got back. He kicked her out of the house & called off the wedding, then reported back to his commanding officer and begged to be on the next plane. Never heard what happened from there, but I'd probably have done the exact same.

docputer · 10-25-2010, 07:48 PM

We have had a family member both in Iraq and Afghanistan, and they have gotten a short leave(10 days or so) during deployment. Not sure if that is standard or if officers have special arrangements

EZRhino · 10-25-2010, 07:48 PM

There used to be a saying. "You know how many tours of duty a man has been on by the number of children he has." Meaning service men tend to knock up the girlfriend or wife (or both) to keep her honest. But it doesnt always work.

PornstarXS · 10-25-2010, 07:56 PM

LOL just like when Charlie (Jim Carey) went nutso in Me, Myself and Irene

wild johnny · 10-25-2010, 08:59 PM

Laughing, Kinda hard to explain that one away..

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