Paranoid In The Park. My episode. - GoFuckYourself.com

sortie · 10-24-2010, 11:42 AM

Am I paranoid or am I reasonably cautious :

So, I decided to go by this park and sit down and chill out.
I arrived and there was one guy there by the tennis court who I waved at.
He kind of hesitantly waved back and seemed to stare as I parked and
walked toward the baseball filed. He left the park at this point still
kind of looking at me. No big deal I thought and still think.

I take a seat on the bleachers and for some reason I start to wonder
if I'm doing something wrong. I'm pretty sure I'm not breaking any laws
but this feeling that I'm doing something wrong is really strong.
I'm thinking, keep sitting here and the cops will come.
Hey, just paranoia I say. So I chill there in the quiet for about 30
minutes and decide the paranoia is just because I'm the only human
soul anywhere near this place.

Then I decide I better leave. I get up and start walking back to the car
and up rolls two cop cars. I figure this is probably a routine run for the
cops. You know, just cruise the park every now and then making the
rounds. The cops see me, at least I think they do, then they drive
behind the tennis courts and circle around but then come full circle and the
first car stops by me and rolls down his window.

The cop tells me he got a call that there was a fight by the tennis
courts. Well, there's nothing near the tennis courts except my car.
No other humans were in the park since the first guy left.

I tell the cops that there is no way there was a fight out here because
no one else except me had been here for the last 30 minutes.
I tell him that who ever called in a fight is full of shit, unless I'm
fighting with myself.

The cops say OK and they leave and so do I.

So all is well, no big deal.

But was I paranoid to believe that cops would show up as soon as
I sat down or am I reasonably cautious that some idiot will call the
cops on me just for sitting down?

There was no fight out there, I'm the only one there!

And this has nothing to do with race; that entire neighborhood is the
same race as me without exception.

Fuck it! I'm paranoid. It's just a coincidence that someone thought
it was a fight and I just happen to be the only one there.

Reality : I'm scared shitless about going places because I'm big as all fucking
hell and the site of me scares the shit out of some people and the cops come.
This happens all the time. People think they are scared but they
have no idea of how terrified I've become because I keep thinking that
I'm going to go to jail just because I look like a fucking monster.

It's all in my mind right?

This happens to you also right?

candyflip · 10-24-2010, 11:43 AM

Lay off the crack and you should be ok.

ottopottomouse · 10-24-2010, 12:13 PM

Anybody loitering in a park not in possession of a dog or a child attracts iffy attention.

Phoenix · 10-24-2010, 12:13 PM

get some more exercise or something....you are thinking too much

enjoy yourself, as long as you arent hurting others who cares what they think.

you should be able to enjoy the park same as anyone else.

i think its not all in your head though...there is a stigma almost about being in the park without an explicit reason...luckily i now have a kid, i can go anywhere..lol

Doctor Dre · 10-24-2010, 12:25 PM

How big are you ?

sortie · 10-24-2010, 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

Anybody loitering in a park not in possession of a dog or a child attracts iffy attention.

Yeah, I'm thinking that too.

But why make up some garbage about a fight?
The cops can just roll by to observe, that's normal.

sortie · 10-24-2010, 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

How big are you ?

I'm 6'1 275; almost solid rock.

I got love handles and the six pack is only an outline at this point.

The Heron · 10-24-2010, 01:06 PM

Perhaps you should get your meds adjusted? Sounds like the voices are getting a bit loud for you...

sortie · 10-24-2010, 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Heron

Perhaps you should get your meds adjusted? Sounds like the voices are getting a bit loud for you...

Maybe.

Off topic : I just ran to my kitchen since my last post and took chicken out
of the fridge(already thawed) and made fried chicken since my last post in this
thread.

I'm fast!!!!!!!!

woj · 10-24-2010, 01:50 PM

post pics of yourself..

Jason Voorhees · 10-24-2010, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sortie

I'm 6'1 275; almost solid rock.

I got love handles and the six pack is only an outline at this point.

I beat you, 6'5 275lbs.

sortie · 10-24-2010, 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jason Voorhees

I beat you, 6'5 275lbs.

Yeah, but the difference would be that I'm not lying.

Jason Voorhees · 10-24-2010, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sortie

Yeah, but the difference would be that I'm not lying.

http://everything2.com/title/Jason+Voorhees

No lies, son.

cykoe6 · 10-24-2010, 04:32 PM

Such a sad situation. I always thought that you were just really really stupid....... and now it turns out that you are mentally ill. Sorry to hear that buddy.

Machete_ · 10-24-2010, 04:45 PM

i'd call the cops on you too

Agent 488 · 10-24-2010, 04:50 PM

you look like this cat?

10-24-2010, 11:42 AM	#1
sortie Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,771	Paranoid In The Park. My episode. Am I paranoid or am I reasonably cautious : So, I decided to go by this park and sit down and chill out. I arrived and there was one guy there by the tennis court who I waved at. He kind of hesitantly waved back and seemed to stare as I parked and walked toward the baseball filed. He left the park at this point still kind of looking at me. No big deal I thought and still think. I take a seat on the bleachers and for some reason I start to wonder if I'm doing something wrong. I'm pretty sure I'm not breaking any laws but this feeling that I'm doing something wrong is really strong. I'm thinking, keep sitting here and the cops will come. Hey, just paranoia I say. So I chill there in the quiet for about 30 minutes and decide the paranoia is just because I'm the only human soul anywhere near this place. Then I decide I better leave. I get up and start walking back to the car and up rolls two cop cars. I figure this is probably a routine run for the cops. You know, just cruise the park every now and then making the rounds. The cops see me, at least I think they do, then they drive behind the tennis courts and circle around but then come full circle and the first car stops by me and rolls down his window. The cop tells me he got a call that there was a fight by the tennis courts. Well, there's nothing near the tennis courts except my car. No other humans were in the park since the first guy left. I tell the cops that there is no way there was a fight out here because no one else except me had been here for the last 30 minutes. I tell him that who ever called in a fight is full of shit, unless I'm fighting with myself. The cops say OK and they leave and so do I. So all is well, no big deal. But was I paranoid to believe that cops would show up as soon as I sat down or am I reasonably cautious that some idiot will call the cops on me just for sitting down? There was no fight out there, I'm the only one there! And this has nothing to do with race; that entire neighborhood is the same race as me without exception. Fuck it! I'm paranoid. It's just a coincidence that someone thought it was a fight and I just happen to be the only one there. Reality : I'm scared shitless about going places because I'm big as all fucking hell and the site of me scares the shit out of some people and the cops come. This happens all the time. People think they are scared but they have no idea of how terrified I've become because I keep thinking that I'm going to go to jail just because I look like a fucking monster. It's all in my mind right? This happens to you also right? __________________

10-24-2010, 11:43 AM	#2
candyflip Carpe Visio Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: New York Posts: 43,064	Lay off the crack and you should be ok. __________________ Spend you some brain. Email Me

10-24-2010, 12:13 PM	#3
ottopottomouse She is ugly, bad luck. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 13,177	Anybody loitering in a park not in possession of a dog or a child attracts iffy attention. __________________ ↑ see post ↑ 13101

10-24-2010, 12:13 PM	#4
Phoenix BACON BACON BACON Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Poems everybody, the laddie fancies himself a poet Posts: 35,469	get some more exercise or something....you are thinking too much enjoy yourself, as long as you arent hurting others who cares what they think. you should be able to enjoy the park same as anyone else. i think its not all in your head though...there is a stigma almost about being in the park without an explicit reason...luckily i now have a kid, i can go anywhere..lol __________________ Skype Phoenixskype1 Telegram PhoenixBrad https://quantads.io

10-24-2010, 01:50 PM	#10
woj <&(©¿©)&> Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Chicago Posts: 47,882	post pics of yourself.. __________________ Custom Software Development, email: woj#at#wojfun#.#com to discuss details or skype: wojl2000 or gchat: wojfun or telegram: wojl2000 Affiliate program tools: Hosted Galleries Manager Banner Manager Video Manager Wordpress Affiliate Plugin Pic/Movie of the Day Fansign Generator Zip Manager

10-24-2010, 01:06 PM	#8
The Heron Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Michigan Posts: 4,488	Perhaps you should get your meds adjusted? Sounds like the voices are getting a bit loud for you...

10-24-2010, 04:32 PM	#14
cykoe6 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Vegas Posts: 4,499	Such a sad situation. I always thought that you were just really really stupid....... and now it turns out that you are mentally ill. Sorry to hear that buddy. __________________ бабки, шлюхи, сила

10-24-2010, 04:45 PM	#15
Machete_ WINNING! Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 14,579	i'd call the cops on you too

10-24-2010, 04:50 PM	#16
Agent 488 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 22,511	you look like this cat?