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The Porn Nerd 10-13-2010 10:53 AM
Costa Rico - but only on a Sunday when everyone's at church.

tom21220 10-13-2010 10:59 AM
Finland! Enough of that symbian Nokia, let Blackberry take over :) aka Research IN MOTION :-)

CDSmith 10-13-2010 11:03 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear (Post 17602769)
canada could defeat any country they want , they have nukes.. if they planned on nuking a country with nukes, they better shoot fast and accurate though..
Just for the record Canada has no nukes. Besides, they're too damn expensive. A small but well-trained military yes, but to my knowledge we have no WMD here.

I'm sure if the USA ever cut their military budget by 95% then we might possibly consider aquiring some.


Quote:
Originally Posted by JustDaveXxx (Post 17602840)
Really??? Who has the history with "no fight" surrenders???


Just sayen:2 cents:
Not Canada.

So I'll lock in France, final answer. :D

kowalsky 10-13-2010 11:08 AM
Most of the countries.

magicmike 10-13-2010 11:10 AM
Yeah Canada doesn't have nukes, but the capability to build them.

We're tying to buy some F-35's though, so watch out. Well unless the opposition has its way and we keep flying cf-18s until they are obsolete everywhere.

magicmike 10-13-2010 11:13 AM
But on another note. during WWI german troops called the canadians at vimy and elsewhere storm troopers and were not fond of fighting them.

WarChild 10-13-2010 11:13 AM
How about name the countries that have defeated Canada in a war.

I'll start. Vietnam. On no wait that wasn't Canada, the was the US. My bad. ;)

quiet 10-13-2010 11:18 AM
i don't buy the whole Canada doesn't have nukes stance. that's the official policy, but i seriously doubt it. got a shit load of American nukes hanging out here as well.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 10-13-2010 11:33 AM
Canada doesn't have it's own nukes, but we're packing plenty of American warheads around...

RaiderCash_Dominik 10-13-2010 11:35 AM
Monaco for sure.

_Richard_ 10-13-2010 11:36 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by quiet (Post 17603157)
got a shit load of American nukes hanging out here as well.
this is 1 of my 50 guesses

flashfire 10-13-2010 11:37 AM
we are 1-0 against the US and have retired champions

Bryan G 10-13-2010 11:48 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by flashfire (Post 17603226)
we are 1-0 against the US and have retired champions
:1orglaugh

jturn 10-13-2010 11:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 17602610)
Quebec...
I second this one.

magicmike 10-13-2010 11:57 AM
Yeah the nuclear weapons thing in Canada is fucked, due to some smug attitude.

While it has no more permanently stationed nuclear weapons, Canada continues to allow nuclear-armed American planes and naval vessels to use Canadian facilities.

Serge Litehead 10-13-2010 12:06 PM
stick to hockey ))

_Richard_ 10-13-2010 12:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by magicmike (Post 17603277)
Yeah the nuclear weapons thing in Canada is fucked, due to some smug attitude.

While it has no more permanently stationed nuclear weapons, Canada continues to allow nuclear-armed American planes and naval vessels to use Canadian facilities.
vancouver is nuke-free.. not sure about the rest of the country

DWB 10-13-2010 01:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by k0nr4d (Post 17602624)
France maybe
Shit, I could be France with just a few of my cousins.

bellskids 10-13-2010 01:28 PM
Lol ridiculous thread :) good old gfy.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 10-13-2010 01:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 17603317)
vancouver is nuke-free.. not sure about the rest of the country
there was a big fucking hoo hah out here in the koots about 4 years, the states wanted to build missile silos in our mountains supposedly. dead center in the middle of hippy country? ya, good luck with that....

magicmike 10-13-2010 01:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 17603317)
vancouver is nuke-free.. not sure about the rest of the country
The port city of Vancouver is, by its own bylaws and signage, a "Nuclear Weapons Free Zone", although it is not clear if the American military vessels entering its harbour are free of such weapons, or how such a bylaw would be enforced

CDSmith 10-13-2010 01:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by magicmike (Post 17603684)
The port city of Vancouver is, by its own bylaws and signage, a "Nuclear Weapons Free Zone", although it is not clear if the American military vessels entering its harbour are free of such weapons, or how such a bylaw would be enforced
This Fatfoo moment brought to you by magicmike, GoFuckYourself.com, and the letter P.

:thumbsup

Kenny B! 10-13-2010 01:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 17603707)
This Fatfoo moment brought to you by magicmike, GoFuckYourself.com, and the letter P.

:thumbsup
HAHA I was thinking the same thing, well about fatfoo anyways.

Well I'll tell you who Canada can't defeat, Afghanistan!

Konkan 10-13-2010 02:14 PM
Albania maybe ??? hahahaha

Jdoughs 10-13-2010 02:23 PM
We could probably defeat a large percentage of them, we are the world's 'friends' and the UN wouldn't let anyone get a leg up on us. Major superpowers most likely void from this as they'd have the pull (possibly) to sway that opinion.

We don't have to 'defeat' France, or Mumbai, we just need to ask one of our larger friends to hook us up and watch the parking lots getting laid.

mizmiz 10-13-2010 02:33 PM
Israel...

u-Bob 10-13-2010 02:39 PM
Mallickistan.

psbfo 10-13-2010 02:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by magicmike (Post 17603684)
The port city of Vancouver is, by its own bylaws and signage, a "Nuclear Weapons Free Zone", although it is not clear if the American military vessels entering its harbour are free of such weapons, or how such a bylaw would be enforced
They play Celine Dion on endless loops till the offending vessels leave. :1orglaugh

_Richard_ 10-13-2010 02:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by psbfo (Post 17603956)
They play Celine Dion on endless loops till the offending vessels leave. :1orglaugh
you laugh, but it really is quite effective

zeuse 10-13-2010 02:55 PM
Unless it's a snowball fight, forget it.

DaddyHalbucks 10-13-2010 09:12 PM
Seychelles.

Fabien 10-14-2010 06:08 AM
Quebec stie hehehehehe

Fabien 10-14-2010 06:09 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 17602610)
Quebec...
B*tch you beat me to it :1orglaugh

facialfreak 10-14-2010 06:17 AM
I find this whole thread rather amusing ...

Wars are not fought by single countries ... they are fought by coalitions composed of allies ...

Of which Canada has plenty.

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(and for the record, CANADA has been the major presence in Afghanistan since the war began ... We've been much more active in Afghanistan than the US)

raven1083 10-14-2010 06:19 AM
Canada for me

Anthony 10-14-2010 06:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 17602623)
Technically we were British when we burnt down their whitehouse...
Sir, I am impressed.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Hazlewood (Post 17602616)
The US....1812 look it up. Kicked your asses. Just remember "The bombs bursting in air" part of your athem is our bombs blowing up your white house:)

Today might be a different story:)
Kicked ass? You mean burning down the US White House in retribution of the USA burning down York, now known as Toronto? Is that what you are referring too?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Star-Spangled_Banner has nothing about Canada in it. Nor did any of my history books.

Because if memory serves me correct, the Treaty of Ghent was signed due to the war of 1812 being a stalemate. A brand new country, stalemating a World Power. Let's not forget, it was the British, as was mentioned earlier. And if you are going misquote history, you might as well get it right, it was the British Navy who burned down the White House.

At least you were partly right, today MIGHT be a different story. It would take the US at least a day to take over Canada now. :)

TheDoc 10-14-2010 06:25 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hazlewood (Post 17602616)
The US....1812 look it up. Kicked your asses. Just remember "The bombs bursting in air" part of your athem is our bombs blowing up your white house:)

Today might be a different story:)

Quote:
Originally Posted by ajrocks (Post 17602917)
Well Canada kicked US ass all over the place during the war of 1812, even burned down that crappy white house.

I think today we could easily take over a country like Nauru, 8.5 miles with 13,000 angry island residents. I know we could give them an ass kicking.

Luxembourg might be tough.
Was Canada even a Country in 1812? Wasn't in.... French controlled? Anyway...

Technically it was the British Army who burned the White House, I know Canadians like to pretend it's the same people, but that would be like saying we were all basically brits, other than 99% of the force fighting us actually came from England. They also occupied what was then DC and they burnt the contents within the White house (which was empty other than slaves) and the building still stood, in retaliation for Americans burning down non-military buildings (like houses) in Toronto.

TheDoc 10-14-2010 06:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 17605692)
Sir, I am impressed.



Kicked ass? You mean burning down the US White House in retribution of the USA burning down York, now known as Toronto? Is that what you are referring too?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Star-Spangled_Banner has nothing about Canada in it. Nor did any of my history books.

Because if memory serves me correct, the Treaty of Ghent was signed due to the war of 1812 being a stalemate. A brand new country, stalemating a World Power. Let's not forget, it was the British, as was mentioned earlier. And if you are going misquote history, you might as well get it right, it was the British Navy who burned down the White House.

At least you were partly right, today MIGHT be a different story. It would take the US at least a day to take over Canada now. :)

I lived in Canada for a couple of years... Canadians are VERY proud of the war of 1812, it was told to me many times, and each time it's incredibly wrong.

Anthony 10-14-2010 06:42 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheDoc (Post 17605714)
Was Canada even a Country in 1812? Wasn't in.... French controlled? Anyway...

Technically it was the British Army who burned the White House, I know Canadians like to pretend it's the same people, but that would be like saying we were all basically brits, other than 99% of the force fighting us actually came from England. They also occupied what was then DC and they burnt the contents within the White house (which was empty other than slaves) and the building still stood, in retaliation for Americans burning down non-military buildings (like houses) in Toronto.
Yah, I've heard it all too. One of the reasons of the war was the conscription or impressment of American Sailors into the British Navy. Did the US want some land up north, absolutely. Almost got it too. But the total rewrite of how Canada won the war of 1812, absolutely wrong.

minicivan 10-14-2010 07:19 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 17605692)

Because if memory serves me correct, the Treaty of Ghent was signed due to the war of 1812 being a stalemate. A brand new country, stalemating a World Power. Let's not forget, it was the British, as was mentioned earlier. And if you are going misquote history, you might as well get it right, it was the British Navy who burned down the White House.

At least you were partly right, today MIGHT be a different story. It would take the US at least a day to take over Canada now. :)
hahaha... "if memory serves me correct"

You're a 40 something Filipino porn slinger who loves guns and MMA. I think you meant to say "if everything I just looked up and skimmed through in Google..."


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