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JB1 · 01-10-2003, 10:33 PM

<: tell us about you

LadyMischief · 01-10-2003, 10:34 PM

quiet · 01-10-2003, 10:34 PM

well, i'm 19 years old, tall, slim. what else do you want to know?

dav555add · 01-10-2003, 10:35 PM

19, single, 110, 5'10 brunette, 34d, horny and single

Spunky · 01-10-2003, 10:36 PM

My Man pussy is still a virgin...

Kiko_Wu · 01-10-2003, 10:38 PM

5'10" and a 110lbs? Do you eat?

JB1 · 01-10-2003, 10:39 PM

34d ? it dosent sound right to me

dav555add · 01-10-2003, 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kiko_Wu
5'10" and a 110lbs? Do you eat?

Yeah baby, it's all in my ass and butt...

quiet · 01-10-2003, 10:41 PM

here's my picture, if you are interested:

cherrylula · 01-10-2003, 10:42 PM

yeah why?

Spunky · 01-10-2003, 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
here's my picture, if you are interested:

You...You...Lars Tetens Crack Whore

Kiko_Wu · 01-10-2003, 10:45 PM

I went from 34C to 34DD last month, god bless modern medicine. Need new clothes though...

Honeyslut · 01-10-2003, 10:46 PM

I am 4' 11, 60 years old and weigh 180...

cherrylula · 01-10-2003, 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kiko_Wu
I went from 34C to 34DD last month, god bless modern medicine. Need new clothes though...

pics?

JB1 · 01-10-2003, 10:47 PM

lets see some pix baby, show us that body

p00p · 01-10-2003, 10:47 PM

I am a true amateur model, a REAL amateur model and I run my homepage with no assistance of any male, unlike those other amateur poser hoe's out there.

I am 5'5" tall, 105 pounds, have blonde hair, big blue eyes, and titties to die for. I just love taking off my clothes for all you hot males out there. If you e-mail me, it is really me answering! Unlike those other amateur poser hoe's out there. I have never posed nude before, this is my very first time. Do you like?

YES, that is REALLY me!

[email protected]

Fletch XXX · 01-10-2003, 10:48 PM

im only a little more than 1/2 female.

JB1 · 01-10-2003, 10:49 PM

your sexy, I like you

Spunky · 01-10-2003, 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by p00p
I am a true amateur model, a REAL amateur model and I run my homepage with no assistance of any male, unlike those other amateur poser hoe's out there.

I am 5'5" tall, 105 pounds, have blonde hair, big blue eyes, and titties to die for. I just love taking off my clothes for all you hot males out there. If you e-mail me, it is really me answering! Unlike those other amateur poser hoe's out there. I have never posed nude before, this is my very first time. Do you like?

YES, that is REALLY me!

[email protected]

I think I'll pass but whats Spudz doing Saturday Night?

dav555add · 01-10-2003, 10:51 PM

Ok, if you insist
here is my pic

p00p · 01-10-2003, 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dav555add
19, single, 110, 5'10 brunette, 34d, horny and single

SLUT!

Kiko_Wu · 01-10-2003, 10:52 PM

They're only a month old so I don't have any really good pics but:
Before: http://www.kikowu.com/Kiko-1.jpg
After http://www.kikowu.com/after.jpg

Guys can say all the shit they want but I love 'em...

Spunky · 01-10-2003, 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dav555add
Ok, if you insist
here is my pic

God my eyes...reminds me what a wife looks like after 5 years of marriage

p00p · 01-10-2003, 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kiko_Wu
They're only a month old so I don't have any really good pics but:
Before: http://www.kikowu.com/Kiko-1.jpg
After http://www.kikowu.com/after.jpg

Guys can say all the shit they want but I love 'em...

SLUT!

Spunky · 01-10-2003, 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kiko_Wu
They're only a month old so I don't have any really good pics but:
Before: http://www.kikowu.com/Kiko-1.jpg
After http://www.kikowu.com/after.jpg

Guys can say all the shit they want but I love 'em...

Kiko Wu....Hoo

Sly_RJ · 01-10-2003, 10:56 PM

Hi! My name is Candy. I'm from Malibu Beach, do you know where that is? Oh my Gawd it is sooo beautiful! It's in Malibu right on the beach, can you believe that! I know, it sounds so obvious, but I never realized it was so simple until I asked my boyfriend.

Anyway, I just turned 19 and hopefully I'll graduate high school this year. I got held back my sophomore year because I was a bad little California girl! Teehee. My volleyball coach always caught me skipping my Sex Ed class to smoke in the little ladies room. I know, I know... you're wondering why I would skip such an important class. Well, duh, I already knew how to have sex and I sure as hell didn't want to fuck the ugly Sex Ed teacher. Could you believe he said he wouldn't pass me unless I stuck a dildo up his ass? How sick! What a perv!

Oh, you probably want to know my vitals, huh? Well I have long golden blonde hair, it goes just past my shoulders. My boyfriend loves to eat it, he's a little weird sometimes. And I have big bright blue eyes, the kind you see in those contact commercials. So dreamy. Guys always comment on my eyes, they come up to me at the mall and say "wow I love your big round... eyes!" But for some reason they're always reading my shirt when they say it. They must like reading? I'm about 5'5" and weigh 110 pounds. I'm just the right size to do some really crazy things in bed with, you would never guess how light I am!

Guess what!? For Christmas my daddy got me a web cam. I just set it up the other night and it's so fun! I was searching the web thingy and found this club where I can join and show people what I look like! It's so cool! Once I joined I ended up talking to this 40 year old guy all night. I thought it was funny how he was so interested in me, maybe he has a daughter my age? But why would he ask me to stick a flute in my pussy? I hope he doesn't ask his daughter to do that! That's like, kinky or something. Ick!

Well, I better go now. My boyfriend wants me to give him his daily blowjob. Gosh, he can be so demanding at times! Maybe I'll catch you later? Call me online sometime, you seem cool!

Sly_RJ · 01-10-2003, 10:57 PM

Holy shit I need help...

thatdykeliz · 01-10-2003, 11:02 PM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ
Holy shit I need help...

Jesus, Sly...I never realized you had such an active...er...fantasy life. That was scarily detailed.

Kiko_Wu · 01-10-2003, 11:02 PM

Quote:

SLUT!

Well duh, I didn't get them so I could look wholesome and innocent.

thatdykeliz · 01-10-2003, 11:09 PM

LadyMischief, I glanced at your sig button and almost spit beer all over myself -- I misread it as "Steal My Lesbians" instead of "Steamy Lesbians."

snowpimp · 01-10-2003, 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
Holy shit I need help...

LoL, that was worth a read! you got waaaay too much time on your hands though

Sly_RJ · 01-10-2003, 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by snowpimp

LoL, that was worth a read! you got waaaay too much time on your hands though

Took 5 minutes man.

They smoke, I write... although sometimes it gets a bit weird.

EscortBiz · 01-11-2003, 12:23 AM

no one gives 2 shits female or male, can you make us money here or not? If no get the fuck lost

kristydoll · 01-11-2003, 12:29 AM

aww...and I was going to answer this one

EscortBiz · 01-11-2003, 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kristydoll
aww...and I was going to answer this one

you would do awesome with my program on your site, sign up

01-11-2003, 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ

Took 5 minutes man.

They smoke, I write... although sometimes it gets a bit weird.

Sly .. u should write sex stories!

Your story fucking turned me on!

Dopy · 01-11-2003, 02:13 AM

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Originally posted by JB1
<: tell us about you

RedShoe · 01-11-2003, 02:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dopy

Grammy?

thatdykeliz · 01-11-2003, 02:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dopy

Grandma! Put your clothes back on! Okay, who's turn is it to make sure grandma takes her medicine?

rip raster · 01-11-2003, 02:51 AM

Now I'm scared

RedShoe · 01-11-2003, 02:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dopy

And to think my mom used to suck those tits. Hell, I'd fuck her.

VeriSexy · 01-11-2003, 03:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kiko_Wu

Well duh, I didn't get them so I could look wholesome and innocent.

You looked wonderful in the before picture. I actually liked your nice natural breast. Oh well, it's your own body.

Kiko_Wu · 01-11-2003, 07:39 AM

Quote:

I actually liked your nice natural breast.

Yeah I've been hearing a bit of that lately, the funny part is they were fake before too LOL- I just went larger. I keep the old ones on my desk as a paperweight, it's great for grossing people out when they pick them up and start playing with them

lilmia · 01-11-2003, 07:41 AM

Hm.
I'm 20, from Canada. I have a big ass, big tits and an attitude to match.

that is all.

LadyMischief · 01-11-2003, 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by thatdykeliz
LadyMischief, I glanced at your sig button and almost spit beer all over myself -- I misread it as "Steal My Lesbians" instead of "Steamy Lesbians."

Bwahahhaha... Well no stealing my lesbians now, Liz... that's bad for business! :P

KingK7 · 01-11-2003, 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dopy

Grandma! Please put your clothes back on, you are embarrassing everyone, and you are ruining Thanksgiving dinner!

LadyMischief · 01-11-2003, 08:07 AM

I've been avoiding that picture of granny.. I figure if I pretend it's not there long enough it will go away.

*shivers*

thepornoguy · 01-11-2003, 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kiko_Wu

Yeah I've been hearing a bit of that lately, the funny part is they were fake before too LOL- I just went larger. I keep the old ones on my desk as a paperweight, it's great for grossing people out when they pick them up and start playing with them

Sorry Kiko but, I liked them before too.

Although I have to say now that I've seen them I'd say you are:

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MandyBlake · 01-11-2003, 11:35 AM

I'm a 22 year old BBW webmodel and webmistress living in Atlanta GA. I've been in the adult business for 3 years now.
I currently run 2 paysites and plan on adding 2-3 more to my lineup this year.
Here is a pic of me...don't be too harsh please

tony286 · 01-11-2003, 11:39 AM

I would say you are hot even if you weren't my wife

01-10-2003, 10:33 PM	#1
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01-10-2003, 10:34 PM	#3
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01-10-2003, 10:41 PM	#9
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	here's my picture, if you are interested: __________________ we'll miss you our friend. RIP

01-10-2003, 10:42 PM	#10
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Sly_RJ Live Hard - Die Hard Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Ready to leave... Posts: 17,042	Hi! My name is Candy. I'm from Malibu Beach, do you know where that is? Oh my Gawd it is sooo beautiful! It's in Malibu right on the beach, can you believe that! I know, it sounds so obvious, but I never realized it was so simple until I asked my boyfriend. Anyway, I just turned 19 and hopefully I'll graduate high school this year. I got held back my sophomore year because I was a bad little California girl! Teehee. My volleyball coach always caught me skipping my Sex Ed class to smoke in the little ladies room. I know, I know... you're wondering why I would skip such an important class. Well, duh, I already knew how to have sex and I sure as hell didn't want to fuck the ugly Sex Ed teacher. Could you believe he said he wouldn't pass me unless I stuck a dildo up his ass? How sick! What a perv! Oh, you probably want to know my vitals, huh? Well I have long golden blonde hair, it goes just past my shoulders. My boyfriend loves to eat it, he's a little weird sometimes. And I have big bright blue eyes, the kind you see in those contact commercials. So dreamy. Guys always comment on my eyes, they come up to me at the mall and say "wow I love your big round... eyes!" But for some reason they're always reading my shirt when they say it. They must like reading? I'm about 5'5" and weigh 110 pounds. I'm just the right size to do some really crazy things in bed with, you would never guess how light I am! Guess what!? For Christmas my daddy got me a web cam. I just set it up the other night and it's so fun! I was searching the web thingy and found this club where I can join and show people what I look like! It's so cool! Once I joined I ended up talking to this 40 year old guy all night. I thought it was funny how he was so interested in me, maybe he has a daughter my age? But why would he ask me to stick a flute in my pussy? I hope he doesn't ask his daughter to do that! That's like, kinky or something. Ick! Well, I better go now. My boyfriend wants me to give him his daily blowjob. Gosh, he can be so demanding at times! Maybe I'll catch you later? Call me online sometime, you seem cool! __________________ PHAT SERVERS - Quality dedicated hosting at a quality price! sly AT phatservers DOT com - 147479144

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01-11-2003, 11:39 AM	#50
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