If your a female, please tell us about yourself
 

<: tell us about you

Why?

well, i'm 19 years old, tall, slim. what else do you want to know?

19, single, 110, 5'10 brunette, 34d, horny and single

My Man pussy is still a virgin...

5'10" and a 110lbs? Do you eat?

34d ? it dosent sound right to me

Yeah baby, it's all in my ass and butt...:winkwink:

here's my picture, if you are interested:

http://www.24a69.com/upload_pics/jes...essica%20b.jpg

yeah why?

:glugglug

You...You...Lars Tetens Crack Whore

I went from 34C to 34DD last month, god bless modern medicine. Need new clothes though...

I am 4' 11, 60 years old and weigh 180...:Graucho

pics? :Graucho

lets see some pix baby, show us that body

I am a true amateur model, a REAL amateur model and I run my homepage with no assistance of any male, unlike those other amateur poser hoe's out there.

I am 5'5" tall, 105 pounds, have blonde hair, big blue eyes, and titties to die for. I just love taking off my clothes for all you hot males out there. If you e-mail me, it is really me answering! Unlike those other amateur poser hoe's out there. I have never posed nude before, this is my very first time. Do you like?

http://www.ugly.org/rage/abigail2.jpg

YES, that is REALLY me!

[email protected]

:)

im only a little more than 1/2 female.

your sexy, I like you

I think I'll pass but whats Spudz doing Saturday Night?:Graucho

Ok, if you insist
here is my pic





http://www.adultwebmasterworld.com/m...-ass-thong.jpg

SLUT! :moon

They're only a month old so I don't have any really good pics but:
Before: http://www.kikowu.com/Kiko-1.jpg
After http://www.kikowu.com/after.jpg

Guys can say all the shit they want but I love 'em...

God my eyes...reminds me what a wife looks like after 5 years of marriage

SLUT! :waaaaahh

Kiko Wu....Hoo :thumbsup

Hi! My name is Candy. I'm from Malibu Beach, do you know where that is? Oh my Gawd it is sooo beautiful! It's in Malibu right on the beach, can you believe that! I know, it sounds so obvious, but I never realized it was so simple until I asked my boyfriend.

Anyway, I just turned 19 and hopefully I'll graduate high school this year. I got held back my sophomore year because I was a bad little California girl! Teehee. My volleyball coach always caught me skipping my Sex Ed class to smoke in the little ladies room. I know, I know... you're wondering why I would skip such an important class. Well, duh, I already knew how to have sex and I sure as hell didn't want to fuck the ugly Sex Ed teacher. Could you believe he said he wouldn't pass me unless I stuck a dildo up his ass? How sick! What a perv!

Oh, you probably want to know my vitals, huh? Well I have long golden blonde hair, it goes just past my shoulders. My boyfriend loves to eat it, he's a little weird sometimes. And I have big bright blue eyes, the kind you see in those contact commercials. So dreamy. Guys always comment on my eyes, they come up to me at the mall and say "wow I love your big round... eyes!" But for some reason they're always reading my shirt when they say it. They must like reading? I'm about 5'5" and weigh 110 pounds. I'm just the right size to do some really crazy things in bed with, you would never guess how light I am!

Guess what!? For Christmas my daddy got me a web cam. I just set it up the other night and it's so fun! I was searching the web thingy and found this club where I can join and show people what I look like! It's so cool! Once I joined I ended up talking to this 40 year old guy all night. I thought it was funny how he was so interested in me, maybe he has a daughter my age? But why would he ask me to stick a flute in my pussy? I hope he doesn't ask his daughter to do that! That's like, kinky or something. Ick!

Well, I better go now. My boyfriend wants me to give him his daily blowjob. Gosh, he can be so demanding at times! Maybe I'll catch you later? Call me online sometime, you seem cool!

Holy shit I need help...

Jesus, Sly...I never realized you had such an active...er...fantasy life. That was scarily detailed. :eek7

Well duh, I didn't get them so I could look wholesome and innocent.:girl

LadyMischief, I glanced at your sig button and almost spit beer all over myself -- I misread it as "Steal My Lesbians" instead of "Steamy Lesbians." :1orglaugh

LoL, that was worth a read! you got waaaay too much time on your hands though

Took 5 minutes man.

They smoke, I write... although sometimes it gets a bit weird. :winkwink:

no one gives 2 shits female or male, can you make us money here or not? If no get the fuck lost

aww...and I was going to answer this one

you would do awesome with my program on your site, sign up

Sly .. u should write sex stories!

Your story fucking turned me on!

http://www.terra.es/personal6/clickpics/stuff/old.jpg

Grammy?

Grandma! Put your clothes back on! Okay, who's turn is it to make sure grandma takes her medicine? :1orglaugh

Now I'm scared :helpme

And to think my mom used to suck those tits. Hell, I'd fuck her.

You looked wonderful in the before picture. I actually liked your nice natural breast. Oh well, it's your own body.

Yeah I've been hearing a bit of that lately, the funny part is they were fake before too LOL- I just went larger. I keep the old ones on my desk as a paperweight, it's great for grossing people out when they pick them up and start playing with them:1orglaugh

Hm.
I'm 20, from Canada. I have a big ass, big tits and an attitude to match.

that is all.

Bwahahhaha... Well no stealing my lesbians now, Liz... that's bad for business! :P

Grandma! Please put your clothes back on, you are embarrassing everyone, and you are ruining Thanksgiving dinner!

I've been avoiding that picture of granny.. I figure if I pretend it's not there long enough it will go away.

*shivers*

Sorry Kiko but, I liked them before too.

Although I have to say now that I've seen them I'd say you are:

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I'm a 22 year old BBW webmodel and webmistress living in Atlanta GA. I've been in the adult business for 3 years now.
I currently run 2 paysites and plan on adding 2-3 more to my lineup this year.
Here is a pic of me...don't be too harsh please :)
http://www.mandysplayhouse.com/meme.jpg

I would say you are hot even if you weren't my wife:)