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SleazyDream · 10-05-2010, 12:19 AM

Still havn't seen MIDDLE MEN!!!!

and really want to.....

I lost a few bucks - oh well, it happens... not like I haven't lost money before LOL

but honestly - it sure would be nice to be able to download MiddleMen somewhere......

I did kinda think we all did pay for it in way already......

Chris - can you leave us on a happy note and maybe set up a one time download of the movie for everyone who had money in epass visa? I'd call it even if I got that and be more than happy......

I really just want to see the movie!!!!!!!

quiet · 10-05-2010, 12:21 AM

that would be dope.

AdPatron · 10-05-2010, 12:22 AM

How much as the movie grossed so far?

SleazyDream · 10-05-2010, 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by JoesTraffic

How much as the movie grossed so far?

don't care - i just want to see it!

Davy · 10-05-2010, 01:42 AM

It's not going to happen. Here a comparison:

"There will be blood" box office:
Budget: $25,000,000 (estimated)
Opening Weekend: $302,845 (USA) (30 December 2007)
Gross: $40,218,903 (USA) (27 April 2008)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0469494/

So even if the box office was miserable, there is a chance that the movie will make a turn-around.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 10-05-2010, 01:49 AM

I saw "Middle Men", here is my review:

Check out Hollywood Mogul wanna be Producer Chris Mallick wearing a shirt with "It's Good to be King" imprinted:

I actually saw "Middle Man" on the last day that it was shown in the Bay Area (a few weeks or so after it debuted). There were less than 10 people in the theater.

The cast and production values were not bad at all.

What I was most disappointed with however, is the portrayal of the adult industry that Christopher Mallick presented.

First of all, he portrayed the character playing himself in this "based on a true story" bio-flick, as some sort of hapless victim, that is unwittingly and unwillingly drawn into the adult industry.

His story then unravels with this ridiculous plot...

According to "Middle Men", Paycom founders, Clay Andrews and Joel Hall, are coked-out degenerate idiots, who were ultimately convicted of felonies and sentenced to jail for their involvement in child porn.

Meanwhile, Mallick's character is instrumental in capturing/killing legions of terrorists as a result of his own involvement in porn. Yeah, right.

Apparently, the Chris Mallick character also is unindictable and bulletproof in his supposed involvement with the Russian mob and a murder which he shown as having a part in, as well as the shooting of another person at a party, with multiple witnesses.

Any suspended disbelief has by now, been permanently suspended. Only an idiot or oblivious egotist could make a movie this implausibly bad.

To add drama to this already vacuous plot, Mallick interjects how he was seduced by a lone porn girl into infidelity with his wife, but then ends the movie suggesting that he left the adult industry to return to his wife and family, when in real life, Chris Mallick remained in the industry until he drove ePassporte into the ground over the past few days, and while in fact, his wife divorced his sorry ass long ago.

If anyone trusts this lying sack of shit with their money again, either in adult or Hollywood, get ready to be taken for a ride by this greedy, selfish, and cowardly, egotistical charlatan.

ADG

ThumbLord · 10-05-2010, 01:53 AM

thank you for the review AsianDivaGirlsWebDude really appriciated

nico-t · 10-05-2010, 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

Still havn't seen MIDDLE MEN!!!!

and really want to.....

I lost a few bucks - oh well, it happens... not like I haven't lost money before LOL

but honestly - it sure would be nice to be able to download MiddleMen somewhere......

I did kinda think we all did pay for it in way already......

Chris - can you leave us on a happy note and maybe set up a one time download of the movie for everyone who had money in epass visa? I'd call it even if I got that and be more than happy......

I really just want to see the movie!!!!!!!

still a BROwnnoser

"i lost a few bucks, o well it happens"
what an egotistic view, someone has 1000's of peoples money retard and its still to be seen if everyone will get it back.

"Chris - can you leave us on a happy note and maybe set up a one time download of the movie for everyone who had money in epass visa? I'd call it even if I got that and be more than happy......"
yes, i think for example the guy who has 250k in there would call it even too. Jesus christ you are really stupid

theking · 10-05-2010, 02:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

I saw "Middle Men", here is my review:

Check out Hollywood Mogul wanna be Producer Chris Mallick wearing a shirt with "It's Good to be King" imprinted:

I actually saw "Middle Man" on the last day that it was shown in the Bay Area (a few weeks or so after it debuted). There were less than 10 people in the theater.

The cast and production values were not bad at all.

What I was most disappointed with however, is the portrayal of the adult industry that Christopher Mallick presented.

First of all, he portrayed the character playing himself in this "based on a true story" bio-flick, as some sort of hapless victim, that is unwittingly and unwillingly drawn into the adult industry.

His story then unravels with this ridiculous plot...

According to "Middle Men", Paycom founders, Clay Andrews and Joel Hall, are coked-out degenerate idiots, who were ultimately convicted of felonies and sentenced to jail for their involvement in child porn.

Meanwhile, Mallick's character is instrumental in capturing/killing legions of terrorists as a result of his own involvement in porn. Yeah, right.

Apparently, the Chris Mallick character also is unindictable and bulletproof in his supposed involvement with the Russian mob and a murder which he shown as having a part in, as well as the shooting of another person at a party, with multiple witnesses.

Any suspended disbelief has by now, been permanently suspended. Only an idiot or oblivious egotist could make a movie this implausibly bad.

To add drama to this already vacuous plot, Mallick interjects how he was seduced by a lone porn girl into infidelity with his wife, but then ends the movie suggesting that he left the adult industry to return to his wife and family, when in real life, Chris Mallick remained in the industry until he drove ePassporte into the ground over the past few days, and while in fact, his wife divorced his sorry ass long ago.

If anyone trusts this lying sack of shit with their money again, either in adult or Hollywood, get ready to be taken for a ride by this greedy, selfish, and cowardly, egotistical charlatan.

ADG

Do you understand the difference in "based on a true story" and a "true story"?

I have seen many movies "based on a true story" that had little to do with the truth. They are Hollywood movies and are supposed to be designed for entertainment.

ffmihai · 10-05-2010, 02:09 AM

nice review ADG thanks.

V_RocKs · 10-05-2010, 02:54 AM

The shitty part is that Joel and Clay are actually good guys. Not that Chris isn't/wasn't. But portraying them as CP'nographers and what not is kind of crossing the line in my humble opinion.

DWB · 10-05-2010, 03:07 AM

If there is one time when everyone should steal a movie, it is right now.

Paul Markham · 10-05-2010, 03:13 AM

Apparently he's making another film.

Columbus Circle (2010) - Full cast and crew

georgeyw · 10-05-2010, 03:17 AM

So how much money did Mallick actually make before Epassporte?

He seems to have invested money into a shitload of movies

SleazyDream · 10-05-2010, 11:03 AM

shit happens sometimes beyond our control - if the wallets are paid out and the visa money is eventually unfrozen - and these things take time - what would be your beef with chris?

over38 · 10-05-2010, 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

shit happens sometimes beyond our control - if the wallets are paid out and the visa money is eventually unfrozen - and these things take time - what would be your beef with chris?

But that hasn't all happened yet and money is missing so people have a right bitch/complain/whatever

AdPatron · 10-05-2010, 11:43 AM

I don't care if you don't care.... answer the damn question ;-)

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

don't care - i just want to see it!

Ron2k1 · 10-05-2010, 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

shit happens sometimes beyond our control - if the wallets are paid out and the visa money is eventually unfrozen - and these things take time - what would be your beef with chris?

this is one of your rare posts I actually agree with.

So far it looks like everybody get his money (fingers crossed)

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 10-05-2010, 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

shit happens sometimes beyond our control - if the wallets are paid out and the visa money is eventually unfrozen - and these things take time - what would be your beef with chris?

That Mallick was too busy making movies to tend to his ePassporte biz so that this mess didn't happen in the first place.

Oh, and that he didn't bother making an effort to explain what precisely happened.

In another thread there was a screenshot of Chris's Facebook where he posted about being in Cabo the week after everyone's ePassporte accounts were frozen:

I guess he had plenty of time to party and live it up in Cabo, but no time to come clean about what led to the problem, let alone fix it.

ADG

mn · 10-05-2010, 12:00 PM

is that fb screenshot real?

woj · 10-05-2010, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

shit happens sometimes beyond our control - if the wallets are paid out and the visa money is eventually unfrozen - and these things take time - what would be your beef with chris?

big IF, so far, for the past month everyone has been jerked around...

10-05-2010, 12:19 AM	#1
SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	What would be nice regarding epass... Still havn't seen MIDDLE MEN!!!! and really want to..... I lost a few bucks - oh well, it happens... not like I haven't lost money before LOL but honestly - it sure would be nice to be able to download MiddleMen somewhere...... I did kinda think we all did pay for it in way already...... Chris - can you leave us on a happy note and maybe set up a one time download of the movie for everyone who had money in epass visa? I'd call it even if I got that and be more than happy...... I really just want to see the movie!!!!!!! __________________ This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog.

10-05-2010, 01:42 AM	#5
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10-05-2010, 01:49 AM	#6
AsianDivaGirlsWebDude Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: San Francisco Bay Area Posts: 38,323	I saw "Middle Men", here is my review: Check out Hollywood Mogul wanna be Producer Chris Mallick wearing a shirt with "It's Good to be King" imprinted: I actually saw "Middle Man" on the last day that it was shown in the Bay Area (a few weeks or so after it debuted). There were less than 10 people in the theater. The cast and production values were not bad at all. What I was most disappointed with however, is the portrayal of the adult industry that Christopher Mallick presented. First of all, he portrayed the character playing himself in this "based on a true story" bio-flick, as some sort of hapless victim, that is unwittingly and unwillingly drawn into the adult industry. His story then unravels with this ridiculous plot... According to "Middle Men", Paycom founders, Clay Andrews and Joel Hall, are coked-out degenerate idiots, who were ultimately convicted of felonies and sentenced to jail for their involvement in child porn. Meanwhile, Mallick's character is instrumental in capturing/killing legions of terrorists as a result of his own involvement in porn. Yeah, right. Apparently, the Chris Mallick character also is unindictable and bulletproof in his supposed involvement with the Russian mob and a murder which he shown as having a part in, as well as the shooting of another person at a party, with multiple witnesses. Any suspended disbelief has by now, been permanently suspended. Only an idiot or oblivious egotist could make a movie this implausibly bad. To add drama to this already vacuous plot, Mallick interjects how he was seduced by a lone porn girl into infidelity with his wife, but then ends the movie suggesting that he left the adult industry to return to his wife and family, when in real life, Chris Mallick remained in the industry until he drove ePassporte into the ground over the past few days, and while in fact, his wife divorced his sorry ass long ago. If anyone trusts this lying sack of shit with their money again, either in adult or Hollywood, get ready to be taken for a ride by this greedy, selfish, and cowardly, egotistical charlatan. ADG __________________ Asian Diva Girls - Exclusive Photos and Videos Asian Diva Girls Affiliate Program (50% ccBill Revshare)

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quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	that would be dope.

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10-05-2010, 02:54 AM	#11
V_RocKs Damn Right I Kiss Ass! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cowtown, USA Posts: 32,422	The shitty part is that Joel and Clay are actually good guys. Not that Chris isn't/wasn't. But portraying them as CP'nographers and what not is kind of crossing the line in my humble opinion.

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georgeyw 58008 53773 Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Australia Posts: 9,864	So how much money did Mallick actually make before Epassporte? He seems to have invested money into a shitload of movies

10-05-2010, 11:03 AM	#15
SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	shit happens sometimes beyond our control - if the wallets are paid out and the visa money is eventually unfrozen - and these things take time - what would be your beef with chris? __________________ This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog.

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mn Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 1,505	is that fb screenshot real?