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brassmonkey · 09-28-2010, 01:18 PM

There was this guy brought into the police station. Where do i put this guy? and the officer says put him in the room for questioning. all in that room was
a table a chair and a 2 way mirror. so the officer go and gets a cup of coffee and comes back to question the prisoner. Wtf he's gone! how did he escape the
door was locked. After careful review of the surveillance tape. The prisoner broke the table in half and put it back together to make a whole.

poof!

Vick! · 09-28-2010, 01:36 PM

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RebelR · 09-28-2010, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Vick!

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Yeah I concur.. at first I was thinking.. hmm its late in the day.. so maybe the ol' brain just isnt working. But not sure I can figure out what the joke is.. and how math comes into play.

CrkMStanz · 09-28-2010, 01:42 PM

whole = hole

as in

"2 halves make a..." = math

Tom_PM · 09-28-2010, 01:46 PM

A guy walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, make me a martini". So the bartender says "Poof, you're a martini". $bartenders -= 1;

Grapesoda · 09-28-2010, 01:47 PM

you left part out. the man 'saw' himself in the mirror, took the 'saw' and cut the table in half... etc etc etc

brassmonkey · 09-28-2010, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by bm bradley

you left part out. the man 'saw' himself in the mirror, took the 'saw' and cut the table in half... etc etc etc

yeah i changed it up so my brain could understand.

Quagmire · 09-28-2010, 02:13 PM

He'll be here all week folks, try the buffet!

SexSearchSuzanne · 09-28-2010, 02:18 PM

Got it right away, whether it was funny on the other hand ... I'll give you an E for effort

fatfoo · 09-28-2010, 02:42 PM

It is fractions. 1/2 + 1/2 = 1.
If Karen O was cut into three pieces in the music video, it is 1/3 + 1/3 + 1/3 = 1
Then, she comes back alive, again.

_Richard_ · 09-28-2010, 02:43 PM

-1 rep point!

xxweekxx · 09-28-2010, 03:12 PM

that was one of the lamest jokes ive read on this board

woj · 09-28-2010, 03:21 PM

pretty weak joke

09-28-2010, 01:18 PM	#1
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09-28-2010, 01:42 PM	#4
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Grapesoda So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Montana Posts: 46,238	you left part out. the man 'saw' himself in the mirror, took the 'saw' and cut the table in half... etc etc etc

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09-28-2010, 02:42 PM	#10
fatfoo ICQ:649699063 Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 27,763	It is fractions. 1/2 + 1/2 = 1. If Karen O was cut into three pieces in the music video, it is 1/3 + 1/3 + 1/3 = 1 Then, she comes back alive, again. __________________ Send me an email: [email protected] Last edited by fatfoo; 09-28-2010 at 02:44 PM..

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