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Meow Meow!!!
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that pic never gets old! haha
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oldie but goodie
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i fuck way before the first date
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So Fucking Banned
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100% yes
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LOL Of course!
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I don't do first dates...
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Blown to much of me time
Buyin' Dinner and Wine And me money on flowers and lollies Only to find That what's on me mind Isn't on hers and she's sorry So I've made up some lines That save wastin' time And keep me from blowin' me brass I'm ever so cool I just prop on me stool Right next to hers and I ask Do you fuck on first dates Does you Dad own a brewery Could I feel Your tits Or would you show 'em to me Cause you've got a nice head And you look pretty honest So me face'll be leavin' in quart of an hour I'd like you to be on it You know how it feels when you first meet a sheila And the bullshit you gotta go through Like callin' her up An' tellin' her you love her When all that you'd love is just a screw But she wants to hold hands And meet her old man And sit around for hours and talk But me new method is, you just cut through the shit And get down to the goodies straight off Do you fuck on first dates Does you Dad own a brewery Could I feel Your tits Or would you show 'em to me Do you sleep in the nick Do you give head very often If we can decide you place or mine We can fuck off then You know how it feels when you first meet a sheila An you'd give a weeks pay to hold her Don't sit actin' dumb Just front her full on and drop a few lines that I told ya This new method of mine Doesn't work every time, but then again no method does I've been spat at and slapped and need in the nackers But then I've got a few fucks as well Do you fuck on first dates Does you Dad own a brewery Could I feel Your tits Or would you show 'em to me If the answer is no to me questions above Then be a good sport and give me the name Of a girlfriend who does |
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Welcome to the fucking Internet!
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Yes i fuck in "the first date", if the girl want why not LOL
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Yes, even if she says no!
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yeah!
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Porn is Dead. Move along.
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me toooooooooooo
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i date on the first fuck
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on the first date? hmmm
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Read this thread for more of Fbomb's oh so hilarious remarks. Poor child can't think of any other insults but racist ones.
https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=973902
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She is ugly, bad luck.
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Usually she knows the first 5 minutes..
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The first nooo.....but i sure fuck'em at the last date!
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I need a beer
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I hate being treated like a piece of meat
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Just added Fbomb to ignor like many others on this forum. Fbomb you can try insult my business and make racists remarks which aren't even true all you want. Unlike you Fbomb people hire me and I'm working.
I wont even bother saying grow up or anything like that anymore, this is the internet, there is always someone like you trolling around.
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yes I do
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I never realized that Gamma Joel was that large as a child? Huh... who knew
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sure, why wait? Besides... I've never been too fond of second dates.
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