Do you fuck on the first date?
 

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh yes :1orglaugh

that pic never gets old! haha

oldie but goodie

i fuck way before the first date

Similar views... I either date, which has only been a cpl of girls or fuck which has been loads :2 cents:

100% yes

LOL Of course!

I don't do first dates...

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Blown to much of me time
Buyin' Dinner and Wine
And me money on flowers and lollies
Only to find
That what's on me mind
Isn't on hers and she's sorry
So I've made up some lines
That save wastin' time
And keep me from blowin' me brass
I'm ever so cool
I just prop on me stool
Right next to hers and I ask

Do you fuck on first dates
Does you Dad own a brewery
Could I feel Your tits
Or would you show 'em to me
Cause you've got a nice head
And you look pretty honest
So me face'll be leavin' in quart of an hour
I'd like you to be on it

You know how it feels when you first meet a sheila
And the bullshit you gotta go through
Like callin' her up
An' tellin' her you love her
When all that you'd love is just a screw
But she wants to hold hands
And meet her old man
And sit around for hours and talk
But me new method is, you just cut through the shit
And get down to the goodies straight off

Do you fuck on first dates
Does you Dad own a brewery
Could I feel Your tits
Or would you show 'em to me
Do you sleep in the nick
Do you give head very often
If we can decide you place or mine
We can fuck off then

You know how it feels when you first meet a sheila
An you'd give a weeks pay to hold her
Don't sit actin' dumb
Just front her full on
and drop a few lines that I told ya
This new method of mine
Doesn't work every time, but then again no method does
I've been spat at and slapped
and need in the nackers
But then I've got a few fucks as well

Do you fuck on first dates
Does you Dad own a brewery
Could I feel Your tits
Or would you show 'em to me
If the answer is no
to me questions above
Then be a good sport and give me the name
Of a girlfriend who does

why not, if girls wants :)

Welcome to the fucking Internet!

Yes i fuck in "the first date", if the girl want why not LOL

Yes, even if she says no!

yeah! :thumbsup:pimp

me toooooooooooo

i date on the first fuck :2 cents:

Is this Fbomb by any chance?

on the first date? hmmm

Look, I have a fan. And he's trying to be funny.

Hows does it feel to live on $2 a day income, Abdul? Is it more than enough in shithole country you live in?

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Nice shirt Fbomb :thumbsup

How old were you there btw?

I sale Naruto tube for $2


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Read this thread for more of Fbomb's oh so hilarious remarks. Poor child can't think of any other insults but racist ones.

https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=973902

Are you mad at me, Abdul? :1orglaugh

look, I make some serious monies today :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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Usually she knows the first 5 minutes..

The first nooo.....but i sure fuck'em at the last date!

I hate being treated like a piece of meat

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Just added Fbomb to ignor like many others on this forum. Fbomb you can try insult my business and make racists remarks which aren't even true all you want. Unlike you Fbomb people hire me and I'm working.

I wont even bother saying grow up or anything like that anymore, this is the internet, there is always someone like you trolling around.

yes I do :thumbsup

I never realized that Gamma Joel was that large as a child? Huh... who knew :)

You really mad, Abdul?

sure, why wait? Besides... I've never been too fond of second dates.