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MrPopup 01-08-2003 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks

you can't afford an SUV so you bitch about them and *pretend* or *lie* about the harm they do.

Yes ladies and gentleman....he does it again. As soon as someone presents a point he disputes - his brain clicks into this automatic mode.

Okay, for the sake of his ego, I will pacify him:

I call this ODE TO 12CLICKS

12clicks you have such a huge wallet,
Oh your girlfriend is so pretty,
You are so great because of your plasma tv,
That SUV must mean you are smart,
Your dick must be huge,
Gee, your parents must have really loved you


Is that better? Did wubby-bubby get his bobo back? I'm real GLAD you were able to put me in my place and set the RECORD straight.

12clicks 01-08-2003 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrPopup



Okay, for the sake of his ego, I will pacify him:

I call this ODE TO 12CLICKS

12clicks you have such a huge wallet,
Oh your girlfriend is so pretty,
You are so great because of your plasma tv,
That SUV must mean you are smart,
Your dick must be huge,
Gee, your parents must have really loved you



so now you know all about me. don't let the envy kill you. :1orglaugh

ChrisH 01-08-2003 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Backov
I know you're capable of logic, and you obviously are unable to refute mine, as you didn't even try.


Bakov,
Mind pointing out the logic in this stupid statement?

"Bah, fuck SUVs and the little dick motherfuckers that have to have them."

You are the pot calling 12clicks black. Too fucking funny!!!

I own two SUV's I like them and so does my wife and children. You got a problem with that? Too bad pal. I paid for them, I insure them, and I pay for the fuel for them.

You go drive your Yugo if you like. I'm NOT!!

Backov 01-08-2003 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ChrisH


Bakov,
Mind pointing out the logic in this stupid statement?

"Bah, fuck SUVs and the little dick motherfuckers that have to have them."

You are the pot calling 12clicks black. Too fucking funny!!!

I own two SUV's I like them and so does my wife and children. You got a problem with that? Too bad pal. I paid for them, I insure them, and I pay for the fuel for them.

You go drive your Yugo if you like. I'm NOT!!

I don't recall making a one line post about this, slapdick.

You are barely literate, much less intelligent enough to be getting into this.

You are certainly within your rights to own and drive SUVs. I am within my rights to think you are a fuckhead, which you so obviously are.

Now piss off.

jammyjenkins 01-08-2003 02:22 PM

12Clicks = Serge - Wit

ChrisH 01-08-2003 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Backov


I don't recall making a one line post about this, slapdick.

You are barely literate, much less intelligent enough to be getting into this.

You are certainly within your rights to own and drive SUVs. I am within my rights to think you are a fuckhead, which you so obviously are.

Now piss off.

Too funny. That is YOUR statement jerkoff! You call him the samething you do.

So you drive one of those deathtraps or what. If you do you must not like you, or your family much!!

MrPopup 01-08-2003 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ChrisH
I own two SUV's I like them and so does my wife and children. You got a problem with that? Too bad pal. I paid for them, I insure them, and I pay for the fuel for them.
Dont forget how much your kids will be paying when:

They cant eat farm grown crops
They cant breathe the air
They cant drink water from the tap

You win the DAD OF THE YEAR award for short sightedness and blinding stupidity so :321GFY

But who cares right? You and your wifey-poo get to drive around and be cool in your idiot-mobiles while teaching your offspring how great it is to POLLUTE the fucking planet without caring about anyone else.

Go get sterile...quick!

Rip 01-08-2003 02:32 PM

I need a SUV to tow my boat, because if I had a honda civic the boat would pull it back into the water, or else crush it, when i try and hitch it up

the rest of the bimbos driving them, need them, because who else would create more room on the highways, by rolling their SUV into the ditches

MrPopup 01-08-2003 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rip
I need a SUV to tow my boat, because if I had a honda civic the boat would pull it back into the water, or else crush it, when i try and hitch it up
See...I dont disagree with this. At least its for a reason other then status symbol.

However, when MOM and DAD FUCKWAD each own an SUV to schlep around their FATASS little kids from home to school because the kids are too LAZY to walk 5 blocks - then we have a problem.

ryph 01-08-2003 02:36 PM

Goddamn, I had no idea people really hated suv's this much. I pesonally don't own one, but if I had the cash, I probably would. They make great winter cars.

I honestly don't see the problem with suvs.

ok, so they're gas guzzlers and harm the environment. So what.. Can everyone here honestly say that they recycle every piece of paper and glass bottles here? Or if you care about the environment so much, do you go and volunteer your time at some local cleanup? Probably not.

suv's piss you off on the road. Maybe you should learn to drive more aggressively. They don't piss me off, and I roll around with a lil jetta.

and suv's support terromism. lmfao. just like pot.

Basically, nobody has any right to care what the next person drives; or smokes for that matter. It's just people who have nothing better todo that come up with ways to make the "world a better place"

To bad it's making the world better in only their eyes, and not others.

O well, that's my rant for the day.

12clicks 01-08-2003 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrPopup


Dont forget how much your kids will be paying when:

They cant eat farm grown crops
They cant breathe the air
They cant drink water from the tap

The stupid ones from the 70's used to say that to my parents too. :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

Backov 01-08-2003 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ChrisH


Too funny. That is YOUR statement jerkoff! You call him the samething you do.

So you drive one of those deathtraps or what. If you do you must not like you, or your family much!!

Not very smart are you? You asked me to point out the logic in one sentence of a larger post. Der. Here, let's do it to you.

"You call him the samething you do."

Please point out the logic in this statement. Also please point out if English is your native language or not. I have to assume it's not from this excuse for a sentence.

And no, I do not drive an SUV, and likely never will. There's a need for them, and 90% of the people that own them do not need them. Hell, half the SUVs that are made wouldn't work for the people that do need them anyway, because the fucking things are designed for looks and not for practical use.

I don't think you're a bad person, you're just a typical consumer. Gotta have the SUVs, even though they're overpriced, suck back gas, and most likely you JUST DON'T NEED THEM.

But gosh darnit, it's your GOD GIVEN RIGHT to have them! I don't dispute that. And I'm not an enviro freak either, but don't try to make out like they're NOT harming the environment.

MrPopup 01-08-2003 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks


The stupid ones from the 70's used to say that to my parents too. :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

These were probably the same people telling your mom not to drink during her pregnancy.

Cyber3 01-08-2003 03:24 PM

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Bah, fuck SUVs and the little dick motherfuckers that have to have them.
I hate all SUV's, if your a plumber buy a van, why do all these people want to drive a station wagon with big tires I don't get it?

lets see

1. Are they fast? NO
2. Do they handle well? NO
3. Do they stop well? NO
4. Can you avoid an accident with one? NO

Everybody says they feel safer in one, well you better because if you make a mistake in one your chances of a crash are very high and if you get a blow out your kid goes flying out the window:ak47:

traffictrader 01-08-2003 03:31 PM

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Originally posted by 12clicks

Are you an uninformed canadian or a lying liberal?
12clicks, don't act like you know what you are talking about when you don't. Not every pro-environment statement is lying liberal speak... the conservatives are much better at lying.. they call it "covering up"


go read a little before you open your mouth next time.
http://www.komotv.com/stories/22303.htm

12clicks 01-08-2003 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by traffictrader


12clicks, don't act like you know what you are talking about when you don't. Not every pro-environment statement is lying liberal speak... the conservatives are much better at lying.. they call it "covering up"


go read a little before you open your mouth next time.
http://www.komotv.com/stories/22303.htm

ok, so you're not a liar, just uninformed.

there are NO as in ZERO tax breaks just for buying an SUV. If you need a vehicle for business, and can prove it, you get to write it off. If not, no tax break. Oh, and if you're not a farmer or in construction, no tax break either.
The article is a liberal lie written by a liberal reporter of a liberal paper just to pile on the current liberal agenda "SUVs are bad!"

it gets funnier and funnier.
how long until we all have to drive a black 4 door hyundai so that the lowest common denominator doesn't feel slighted?:1orglaugh

MrPopup 01-08-2003 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks

The article is a liberal lie written by a liberal reporter of a liberal paper just to pile on the current liberal agenda "SUVs are bad!"


:1orglaugh

Gee...is everyone out to get you 12clicks?

Everybody else is either a liar or poor. What a joke.

Geez...better pick up some anti-depressants next time your girl is in for her Ritalin fillup.

Fletch XXX 01-08-2003 05:13 PM

i see messican women on the side of the freeway that just caused a 4 car pile up all the time, always in an SUV.

The other day 2 folks died right up the road.

some dumb mexican mom was on the cellphone, battling the kids, smacked into the back of another car and damn near ran over it, 3 cars smacked into her, and 2 died.

I hate dumb motherfuckers like that.

traffictrader 01-08-2003 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks

The article is a liberal lie written by a liberal reporter of a liberal paper just to pile on the current liberal agenda "SUVs are bad!"
It's written for komo news 4, the seattle ABC affilate. At first I thought you had an agrument 12clicks, now I realize you just like saying stupid things for attention.

You are right, SUVs are God's gift to the world, with no negative side-effects whatsoever that will probably save America from terrorists, and make your penis 3 inches longer. Long live SUVs

12clicks 01-08-2003 05:20 PM

yeah, you dopes have it all figured out.
luckily, our paths will never cross. I'll be happy in my world and you'll be happy,.......well, were ever it is you are.

MrPopup 01-08-2003 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks
yeah, you dopes have it all figured out.
luckily, our paths will never cross. I'll be happy in my world and you'll be happy,.......well, were ever it is you are.

Everyone else is the enemy right kid?

:1orglaugh

The Environment: 1
12clicks: 0

12clicks 01-08-2003 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrPopup


Everyone else is the enemy right kid?

:1orglaugh

The Environment: 1
12clicks: 0

I waste less time here when I remember that I'm generally fighting the bottom of the barrel pretending not to be. :1orglaugh

I have no enemies of consequence.

go start another handful of useless threads showing us all how smart you are about things that don't matter.:1orglaugh

12clicks 01-08-2003 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by traffictrader


It's written for komo news 4, the seattle ABC affilate.

wait, I just couldn't not laugh at this a second time.

this is your rebuttel of my saying its a liberal piece :1orglaugh

Quote:

Originally posted by traffictrader


It's written for komo news 4, the seattle ABC affilate.

yes, a true bastion of conservative thought, the ABC seattle affiliate.
can laughing this hard be good for me???

12clicks 01-08-2003 05:32 PM

see you in the morning guys. (or 20 new useless mrpopup threads later)

Fletch XXX 01-08-2003 05:34 PM

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MrPopup 01-08-2003 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks


yes, a true bastion of conservative thought, the ABC seattle affiliate.
can laughing this hard be good for me???

Anyone with a shred of knowledge of concentration in Media Ownership: 1
12clicks: 0

Stick with the porn biz kid, youre out of your league with anything else.

:winkwink:

MrPopup 01-08-2003 05:35 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
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Now that is a sweet ride.


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