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Paul Markham · 09-07-2010, 03:30 AM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

The level of stupid in this thread is so high I havn't got enough time to quote it all to laugh at.

My thoughts entirely.

Met many people in the Adult Internet business and thought. WTF!!

DVTimes · 09-07-2010, 04:31 AM

bump for this thread.

DamianJ · 09-07-2010, 04:50 AM

TheDA how can you POSSIBLY know who Gary is without himself knowing who yourself is?

HOW!!!!!!!???!11oneoneone

DVTimes · 09-07-2010, 04:55 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

TheDA how can you POSSIBLY know who Gary is without himself knowing who yourself is?

HOW!!!!!!!???!11oneoneone

i think i worked out who DA is.

this is so much fun.

ps.

i never knew i was sooooo loved.

pps

while you lot are at it, promote my sites at www.mrban.com

www.britishslags.com www.rosecabs.com www.altdoll.com www.xbbabes.com www.poshwife.com and a few more

thank you fans

quiet · 09-07-2010, 05:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Si

I'm just going to post the following:

Too many hilarious posts to quote

i'm with you.

DamianJ · 09-07-2010, 05:06 AM

DVTimes · 09-07-2010, 05:07 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

he he he

DVTimes · 09-07-2010, 05:09 AM

living the dream

TheDA · 09-07-2010, 05:09 AM

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Originally Posted by DVTimes

i think i worked out who DA is.

Take a stab at it then. Who?

DVTimes · 09-07-2010, 05:10 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

Not to mention the stella (sic) content you shot G-Man!

This tranny is SMOKING!

Although, I must say, if you received business propositions 3 years ago and have not acted on them, they have probably gone stale. Here's a tip, when someone wants to do biz with you, don't wait 3 years.

HTH

Your pal,

Damian

your the man.

DVTimes · 09-07-2010, 05:11 AM

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Originally Posted by TheDA

Take a stab at it then. Who?

i am probably wrong.

do you run a strip club?

if not then i am thinking of the wrong person.

lagcam · 09-07-2010, 05:12 AM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

Ask to see his camera.

I've never seen one with Auto-out-of-Focus before.

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Originally Posted by TheDA

When I first saw you I thought you had taken a break from the burger van in the car park.

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

I do not quite understand how you can know us if I don't know you....

These are my three favourites. Top notch humour

TheDA · 09-07-2010, 05:14 AM

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Originally Posted by lagcam

These are my three favourites. Top notch humour

The top 2 are intended to be funny.

The last one from Gary is serious and not meant to be funny.

TheDA · 09-07-2010, 05:17 AM

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Originally Posted by DVTimes

i am probably wrong.

do you run a strip club?

if not then i am thinking of the wrong person.

I can confirm, I am not Peter Stringfellow.

DVTimes · 09-07-2010, 05:20 AM

2 clips from this year

TheDA · 09-07-2010, 05:22 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

DVTimes · 09-07-2010, 05:24 AM

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Originally Posted by TheDA

I can confirm, I am not Peter Stringfellow.

he he

no probs

DamianJ · 09-07-2010, 05:35 AM

lagcam · 09-07-2010, 05:36 AM

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Originally Posted by TheDA

The top 2 are intended to be funny.

The last one from Gary is serious and not meant to be funny.

Good grief man

, you have clearly been spending so long in the company of idiots that some has rubbed off on you. EVERYBODY knows that gary was serious, and THAT is why it is funny.

DVTimes · 09-07-2010, 05:38 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

dam i am attractive

i bet to a gay man like you DamianJ i am all that you could want.

women love me. men want to be me

such is life

TheDA · 09-07-2010, 05:40 AM

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Originally Posted by lagcam

Good grief man

, you have clearly been spending so long in the company of idiots that some has rubbed off on you. EVERYBODY knows that gary was serious, and THAT is why it is funny.

I should have added a smiley for you.

DamianJ · 09-07-2010, 05:41 AM

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Originally Posted by TheDA

I should have added a smiley for Sabby

True dat.

georgeyw · 09-07-2010, 06:03 AM

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Originally Posted by DVTimes

living the dream

WTF? Caravan on the back of a skyline?

ArsewithClass · 09-07-2010, 06:13 AM

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Originally Posted by georgeyw

WTF? Caravan on the back of a skyline?

True dat...

You can get to your destination faster & more comfortable in the skyline... Ive pulled at a tonne and left a few cars standing

Its fun, enjoyable & cool

We try our hardest to shoot great material for our members... If others can say they put this much time into their business, then continue.... if not

The pool, we built ourselves with 9tonnes of concrete, fibre glass & much more, the caravan I bought just to get dogging material... It works & its fun

ArsewithClass · 09-07-2010, 06:18 AM

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Originally Posted by DVTimes

i think i worked out who DA is.

this is so much fun.

ps.

i never knew i was sooooo loved.

pps

while you lot are at it, promote these sites www.gspotcash.net www.arsewithclass.com www.exclusivedogging.com www.pleasurablefantasy.com www.southcumsluts.com www.mygloryholeconfessions.com www.southerncumsluts.com www.pleasureville.co.uk & adult-excitement.co.uk
thank you fans

Who has mentioned love for you?

Its all about us not you.... I do not know how. & im sorry to take your thunder

But hey, the sites you want to promote are certainly fantastic

DamianJ · 09-07-2010, 06:20 AM

HAHAHAH! Gary you are l33t h4><><0r! You took retard Divvy's post and put YOUR OWN URLs in! LOL!!!!11oneone

georgeyw · 09-07-2010, 06:30 AM

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

True dat...

You can get to your destination faster & more comfortable in the skyline... Ive pulled at a tonne and left a few cars standing

Its fun, enjoyable & cool

Honestly, how you manage to breathe without help is amazing in tiself.

redwhiteandblue · 09-07-2010, 06:40 AM

Fuck it, I was never going to get any work done today anyway..

CurrentlySober · 09-07-2010, 06:44 AM

I was being driven back from Eastbourne the other day, and I saw the signs for Bournemouth. We were going to pop in and say hello, but as we had been held up for hours the other side of Southampton, we were running really late...

So we decided to not bother...

ArsewithClass · 09-07-2010, 06:45 AM

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Originally Posted by georgeyw

Honestly, how you manage to breathe without help is amazing in tiself.

When you come to the UK, do hit us up & spend some time in Bournemouth.

Natalie & I only have time for positive energy. Enjoying the sun, sea, pool, work, family time, exercise & tele in bed.....

I could feel the hint of sarcasm in your post, however, it was like that last year. We finished building the pool, yet each night, after working on that I would shoot film & organise the parties & camshows for the weekend. I spent 38 hours without sleep so many times

Im hoping that with all the content we have, I can sell it & have a worthy outcome. Already offered over a few hundred a tape, with over 100 that would sort out a few cashflow problems, but thats an awful amount. I would at least expect a grand a tape considering they are well filmed, exclusive & all different

ArsewithClass · 09-07-2010, 06:47 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

I was being driven back from Eastbourne the other day, and I saw the signs for Bournemouth. We were going to pop in and say hello, but as we had been held up for hours the other side of Southampton, we were running really late...

So we decided to not bother...

A great shame as we always have our arms open

Next tim, hit us up & just say your heading this way... Its always nice to enjoy a good chat face to face & a glass of wine.

DamianJ · 09-07-2010, 07:12 AM

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

would sort out a few cashflow problems

Gary, it's big of you to admit you need money on here.

Maybe Shap can help you out?

Oh and TGITC is teetotal now, so he won't have wine with you! Not even if you push the boat out and get in Lambrini!

Chris · 09-07-2010, 07:27 AM

gesh what did this guy do ? lol

RazorSharpe · 09-07-2010, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by TheDA

I can confirm, I am not Peter Stringfellow.

Do you at least own a dressing gown like that one???

TheDA · 09-07-2010, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by RazorSharpe

Do you at least own a dressing gown like that one???

Of course, doesn't every guy?

Robocrop · 09-07-2010, 09:46 AM

Ok this thread seems quite off-topic right now haha..wtf is up ladies?

CaptainHowdy · 09-07-2010, 09:47 AM

Settle down, kids...

DamianJ · 09-07-2010, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Robocrop

Ok this thread seems quite off-topic right now haha..wtf is up ladies?

Yeah, stop hating on Gary and turn the hate back to pointing out what a dribbling lunatic DVTimes is:

www.twitter.com/divvytimes

DVTimes · 09-07-2010, 10:20 AM

by the way

you lot may be interested to see ben dover has a new site to promote

should do well

https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=985817

natas · 09-07-2010, 10:50 AM

martinsc · 09-07-2010, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by TheDA

I met you the same day too.

This was a bad day for me.

ArsewithClass · 09-07-2010, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by DVTimes

by the way

you lot may be interested to see ben dover has a new site to promote

should do well

Another stupid comment coming from the dirty liar, divvy.

Was it not yourself that made suggestive comments abut how you thought BenDover was a twat or looked like an idiot when you see photos of Natalie with him.....

Here you are now, advertising him.... You thick cunt

DamianJ · 09-07-2010, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

Here you are now, advertising him.... You thick cunt

Yeah! What an idiot! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DVTimes · 09-07-2010, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

Another stupid comment coming from the dirty liar, divvy.

Was it not yourself that made suggestive comments abut how you thought BenDover was a twat or looked like an idiot when you see photos of Natalie with him.....

Here you are now, advertising him.... You thick cunt

i never have you vile spamming hyjacking cunt.

so prove your lies and post a link to were i have said that.

go on you fil;thy spamming trash.

ps

how much do you pimp nat of for bareback sex? is it £20. and then you let her have sex with real porn stars???? do you tell people she works with that she does unprotected sex with strangers?

ps

hope your sites make more than 4 sales this month.

Robocrop · 09-07-2010, 11:48 AM

DVTimes, on a serious note tho...post a picture of yourself?

ArsewithClass · 09-07-2010, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by DVTimes

i never have you vile spamming hyjacking cunt.

so prove your lies and post a link to were i have said that.

go on you fil;thy spamming trash.

ps

how much do you pimp nat of for bareback sex? is it £20. and then you let her have sex with real porn stars???? do you tell people she works with that she does unprotected sex with strangers?

ps

hope your sites make more than 4 sales this month.

Stop! Post proof or expect banning!

You create a problem to my business with lies about sales. When this is obviously not true!

You are a filthy scummy piece of crap from a lower end dump of some shit hole.

DVTimes · 09-07-2010, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

Stop! Post proof or expect banning!

You create a problem to my business with lies about sales. When this is obviously not true!

You are a filthy scummy piece of crap from a lower end dump of some shit hole.

post the link where you said i insulted ben dover.

post the link or you will look like the liying crap you are.

link please.

your insults bore me.

oh, am i wrong then nat does not and has never had bare back (unprotected sex) with strangers for a few pounds?

tell me what i have told fibs about?

oh, and do post the link please.

DVTimes · 09-07-2010, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Robocrop

DVTimes, on a serious note tho...post a picture of yourself?

look at www.rosecabs.com

that me with the camera at the top.

DVTimes · 09-07-2010, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

Stop! Post proof or expect banning!

not sure what that means.

can sonmone translate it into english please.

i know he left school with no qualifications, but good grief.

Robocrop · 09-07-2010, 12:05 PM

Hit us up with some proof!!!!

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