The Irish Halfwit...Plight Of The American Farmer. - GoFuckYourself.com

SallyRand · 08-31-2010, 06:34 AM

A man of Irish descent owned a small farm in the United States. The state labor board determined he was not paying proper wages to his staff and so sent an investigator out to interview him.

"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them!" demanded the investigator.

"Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for three years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.

"The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board.

"Then there's the halfwit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 a week. He pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Irish whiskey every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."

"That's the guy I want to talk to...the halfwit!" said the agent.

"That would be me," replied the farmer.

ottopottomouse · 08-31-2010, 08:44 AM

Are you ill?

sperbonzo · 08-31-2010, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by SallyRand

A man of Irish descent owned a small farm in the United States. The state labor board determined he was not paying proper wages to his staff and so sent an investigator out to interview him.

"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them!" demanded the investigator.

"Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for three years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.

"The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board.

"Then there's the halfwit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 a week. He pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Irish whiskey every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."

"That's the guy I want to talk to...the halfwit!" said the agent.

"That would be me," replied the farmer.

Love it! The story of small business owners everywhere! LOL

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Agent 488 · 08-31-2010, 08:53 AM

knee slapper here.

bbobby86 · 08-31-2010, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by sperbonzo

Love it! The story of small business owners everywhere! LOL

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totally right... i am 100 % sure in this...

SallyRand · 08-31-2010, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by sperbonzo

Love it! The story of small business owners everywhere! LOL

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I thought about re-writing it, replacing "farmer" with "adult marketer" but I'll leave that to someone else!

Thanks!

Sally.

08-31-2010, 06:34 AM	#1
SallyRand So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: In A Galaxie Far, Far Away! Posts: 3,487	The Irish Halfwit...Plight Of The American Farmer. A man of Irish descent owned a small farm in the United States. The state labor board determined he was not paying proper wages to his staff and so sent an investigator out to interview him. "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them!" demanded the investigator. "Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for three years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. "The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board. "Then there's the halfwit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 a week. He pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Irish whiskey every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally." "That's the guy I want to talk to...the halfwit!" said the agent. "That would be me," replied the farmer.

08-31-2010, 08:44 AM	#2
ottopottomouse She is ugly, bad luck. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 13,177	Are you ill? __________________ ↑ see post ↑ 13101

08-31-2010, 08:53 AM	#4
Agent 488 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 22,511	knee slapper here.