C.U.N.T :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup
It don't come much more on-topic than that!!


i actually like damianj though :thumbsup

Please man, keep to the topic. This is about me being a cunt, NOT about another board.

Jesus H Christ can no one keep on topic?

Hows you RazorSharpe.... I never speak of anyone behind their back, its so rude. I see the thread title & wondered why, then see my name mentioned inside.... OMGosh!

Notice no mention or cuss of any cockroach!


I can see where CunningStunt is coming from.... The weasel cockroach DamianJ gets excited that he's a moron. Mybe he should leave the adult business to the adults & stay with his magic.... The playground is where he belongs :)

I cannot be bothered to read half his drivel considering half of what he says is bollocks. He cusses then licks arse, then probably shall say, I was only saying nice things to continue taking the piss.... What a frigging prat! :pimp

No need to steriotype. The goofy brits have one, I cannot be bothered to even fake a name on there :winkwink:

steriotype installed.

we have a point here

Steriotype....

Brits - Goofy

Americans - Fat

Ausies - Thick

Russians & those that were - Thieves

Spaniards - Family orientated

French - Up their own butts

Italian - Cheesy

Swedes - Clean & caring

Latino - Hot

Germans - Always first to the sunbeds


................. Are you serious? :1orglaugh

He was taking the piss out of your spelling dopey.

Talking of posting proof. When are you going to post proof you have something to tell about me? If you do it will prove you're not a liar. If you don't it proves your full of shit.

Your problem Damian is you point fingers at others for doing what you do. You accuse people of threatening to assault you, then in the same thread said they did not threaten you. Proof you lie.

Yes I threatened to post our ICQ chat. Even in that you proved yourself to be a liar.

I suspect you're pirating content in some way from your posts supporting it. And I've posted proof of it.

Why do you keep coming back to this over him saying that not all piracy is a lost sale?

Yes do visit it to see what his marketing skills are.

It must impress people having him and his drunk mate talk crap on video. That alone proves his marketing skills.

His signature proves his skills about making banners. Anyone remember his tirade about making banners to attract people?

Do you have any real marketing skills, experience, qualifications?

Because it illustrates his attitude towards piracy.

He's made a lot more posts than that as well about piracy.

You can't sell to someone that can't legitimately buy - is that a lost sale?

ooops, OMGosh... :1orglaugh


an "e" not an "i"... yep, Handsup "faer" cop! :pimp

So all piracy is people who can't buy?

If the answer is no, then piracy does represent a lost sale.

Are you saying all the people downloading pirated music are people who can't buy?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_p_XcBOaDi_...in-mouth2.jpeg

Yes i'm saying all piracy is people who can't buy. And you moan at Damien for twisting what you've said?

Where did I say it was everybody?

I've downloaded music I couldn't buy. Not because I havn't got money but because nobody at all was selling it.

That's straight from the pirates handbook. And the Damian school of logic.

So all the people who download pirated content are just like you. I think most will disagree with you. You must be trying to wind people up.

I'm not. I told you that whilst you were ranting, swearing and threatening me on ICQ. You can stop worrying. I'm not gonna tell. On the other hand, you broke a GFY rule by claiming I was breaking the law and failing to provide proof. This is an instant ban offence.

No I don't. You accused me of breaking the law. I just told you that I wasn't gonna tell anyone what I know about you. Very different things.

But you still haven't. Why? Is it because you swear a lot and come across as very scared. Sort of like you've got something to hide?

I suspect you suck off tramps. And here is a picture proving it. It is you, with a tramp's cock near your mouth.

http://img.skitch.com/20100726-eycmp...kthi5imfwb.jpg

I love your fucking proof. I agreed with the largest videogames company in the world saying that piracy isn't a lost sale. And you think this is proof I break the law?

I'd advise you post some actual proof in the next hour.

Rule 9 states that if you don't you will be banned.

Game on, old man.

Thanks for the testimonial.

Thanks, pornbeer.com certainly is proving popular and we've had great feedback. It is a unique review idea and is going down well with sponsors and surfers.

Thanks. Certainly choosing a plain text approach with a very strong call to action has worked this month. It has had more clicks than last months. I love how you can actually measure the success of your banners so easily nowadays. The point is to do something different, something that stands out. Hence my "fuck you, pay me" reference.

Wait till you see September's. It's a corker!

Paul, most people make banners to attract people. I was ranting about how shit most banners are. No wonder the CTRs are so low, they are so dull. Don't you agree?

Well thanks for asking Paul, and yes I do. My first marketing job was back in 1999 when I was the Marketing Manager for a dot com called bepaid.com. Then the bubble burst and the company went bust, along with everyone else.

I then worked for an IT consultancy called Camwood. It was enterprise level IT solutions. I got bored of that after a couple of years and went to work for Penton exhibitions - specifically on Internet World. That was fun. Then one day I saw an ad in Marketing Week for Online Marketing Manager for Playboy UK. I interviewed and got the job and that was my start in porn 5 years ago. Since then I've worked for Epoch and then set up my own business offering marketing consultancy to a large variety of customers. Currently, Playboy UK, www.3wayscash.com and two other smaller sites. I've turned away two clients this month, but will have space in October if you are interested.

Thanks for the inquiry.

All my love, as ever

Damian

So game on. More threats from stalker cat. Like your empty threat to expose me. LOL

You are a proven liar. You tried to defame me by saying you have something on me. You have fuck all on me and if you did you would of told me on ICQ. You're too arrogant to let it pass.

Where did you learn marketing? Your website proves how little you know about marketing. A video of you and your drunken pal spouting bollocks. Then an article about shows that's been discussed for years. Where did you dream that one up from?

Your marketing skills are plain to see. What you spout and what you show are 2 different things. Your long list of employers reveals a lot about you as well.

Give me a break.

Mr. Stunt, NOTHING is better (to me) then watching a bunch of Brits bash each other. Lived in London for eight months back in the '90's so I (mistakenly, I'm sure) feel like I have a tiny toe-hold on your culture. Therefore, I, as an American fan/observer, would appreciate it if you and your British "friends" could pepper your arguments a bit more with the following barbs:

Prat
Tosser
Pillock
Barmpot
Berk
Divvy
Wally
and my personal favorite:
Git

Thank you. :thumbsup

Carry on.

So you jumped straight into a marketing job as a manager. No training, no experience and no back ground. That must of been a top notch firm. NOT

And in the last 10 years you had 4 employed positions and started your own company.

You've been posting on here since 2006, on B&B since 2005. So when did you go self employed?

That on a CV smacks of not being very good at the job.

Your site is more recent though, been up since 2009. Checked it on Whois.

Like this ...

http://www.buddyhead.com/wp-content/...-gallagher.jpg

That isn't defamation Paul. That is just me promising you I am not going to tell anyone what I know about you. You said I was involved in piracy. That is defamation. And punishable by an instant ban according to Rule 9.

Yes, you keep saying that. If I have nothing on you, I am not sure what you are worried about?

Why is that Paul? Is it the client list? Is it the free marketing tips? Is it the comments from people appreciating the free porn marketing tips?

Please post one link to any one on any adult board suggesting unconference as a solution.

Just one.

Oh hang on, you can't! That'd be you lying. Again. Sigh. At least pick something less obvious to lie about.

Thanks. I guess that is why I get such good clients. That keep using me. Again and again.

It's not a long list at all Paul. I went self employed years ago.

Are you trying to make some kind of point?

It was listed on the stock exchange, had offices in the World Trade Centre and in Soho, had millions of registered users and yes, was pretty good. Thanks.

What's your point?

What's your point?


What's your point?

Gosh. I wonder why people keep paying me to do it then?

You went to whois to find out when I launched it? You could have just looked at the first entry Paul, it's a bloody blog mate! It says it started in October 2009 right there on the home page. Your awesome detective skills are sadly wasted!

You found that proof to back up your accusations of me being involved in illegal activity Pauliepoos?

The Damian School of Logic makes more sense than the ArsewithClass School of Writing An Understandable Post. Shame you went to the wrong one.

12:18:59 Paul Markham: You have nothing on me, you're full of shit.
12:19:50 Paul Markham: I want to know what you are threatening me with.
12:20:16 Paul Markham: You have nothing on me because nothing exists.
12:21:20 Paul Markham: Give me a clue about who told you then.
12:22:20 Paul Markham: You're the one who should be scared
12:23:17 Paul Markham: you have nothing and never did,
12:254 Paul Markham: Maybe Playboy would like to know about you.
12:267 Paul Markham: You have nothing.
12:26:51 Paul Markham: You have nothing because there's nothing to have.
12:45:16 Paul Markham: fuck you.
12:46:33 Paul Markham: You have fuck all on me because there's fuck all to have.
12:51:11 Paul Markham: Got nothing on me, you're a liar.

HAMLET: Madam, how like you this play?
QUEEN: The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
QUEEN: The lady protests too much, I think.

Half an hour without replying to him?

You have missed your vocation. There's loads of hosting companies that would give you a job in customer support.

Oh no, I edited out me laughing at him. This was just the salient highlights.

Bump for that cunt at http://www.adultmarketing.co.uk/ :upsidedow

Thanks man. How you doing? Not spoken since your last late night session with PAR!

:D

The only problem with Damian, is that he has nothing in the adult business apart from giving thoughts on how to run a business & market it.....

Half of the things I have read are wrong though????


I read on his website that "THERE IS NO USE IN CAPITALS WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO SIGN UP OR CLICK HERE". Yet I notice large companies such as Bangbus still use capitals to sell... CLICK HERE TO SIGN UP etc etc...


Truthfully, when you have no content to knock or websites to negotiate niche, its easy to piss on someone elses fire.

I cannot understand why Damian feels good using pictures of Paul Markham in such away that is disrespectful when he has nothing compared to him?

His mother needs to smack his arse :1orglaugh

Doing well! Might be doing that with him again tonight, lol. :winkwink:

what a bunch of retards.

Gary, thanks for trying to do some marketing for me, but actually I don't advise people on how to run a company. I merely offer marketing consultancy. Thanks though.

You are more than welcome to disagree with my thoughts on marketing. Everyone has their own point of view.

Thanks for mentioning my site, where I give away free marketing tips. But if you use " " those marks Gary, it means you are quoting what I said. And I wouldn't ever say something like you quoted, because it makes no sense, love. This is the post you are referencing:

"STOP SHOUTING

I don?t know why, but so often essential calls to action or salient sales points on tours and in galls are

WRITTEN FOR NO REASON ALL IN BLOCK CAPS LIKE SHOUTING.

Why?

Who started it and who thought it was good?

Stop it. All reading comprehension research shows people read the shapes of words. (Great article here on this). And to read shapes you need to see the word in lower case.

SO WHEN YOUR SNAPPY SALES MESSAGES ARE ALL IN CAPS PEOPLE DO NOT READ THEM

So, stop it.

Thanks!"

I never say the nonsensical message you claim I said. Just to be clear. I love that you read my blog, but please just quote directly from it in the future.

Yes Gary, lots and lots of website and companies, some as big as Bangbus, do still use caps incorrectly.

I read this 5 times and I still have no idea what you mean. If you use English more people will understand you, mate.

I'm not pissing on fires. I am offering free marketing advice. I took all the mistakes on your site, explained why they were wrong, fixed the mistakes and rewrote it for you. That wasn't pissing on your work. It was trying to help you. You left school at 15, I have a degree in English. I was just trying to make your already awesome site just that little bit better.

Let me explain it, Gary. I would hate you not to understan. Basically, Paul posted a lie saying I was involved in an illegal activity (and has failed to provide any proof of his horrible lie). So I made a picture of another lie, namely that Paul Markham sucks off tramps. It was jocular.

My mother is dead, please don't be so insensitive, friend.

Call me a cunt or gtfo. Stop derailing threads.

When you tried to sell your sites recently, your stats showed you made no more than 5 sales a month ever

If I was you I would spend less time trying to make the last few people on GFY who don't already know what a retard you are (if there is any) realise this fact.

:2 cents:

tards 8 char

This thread is also counter-productive.