psst.. I been drinking tonite too... some reason I really mixed up the booze tonite..

corona - last two.
kokanee - two
little bottle of tequila I brought back from mexico - 50ml
glass of white wine - cuz I got nothing else...

Glad I am self employed...

:glugglug

Try being a chick, and going to the mexican market.

I try to look as ugly as possible, and still they hiss and make comments as if they never ever get any pussy. I even had a guy follow me to my car one day, I should have ran his ass down.

This is only when I am alone, they don't do it when I'm with my boyfriend. :1orglaugh

Hence, I scare mexicans.

:glugglug

White boys are easier to scare than some illegal.:glugglug

I'm drinking Dewar's on the rocks, as usual. I bought THIS bottle on a trip to Scotland a few years ago:

http://www.projectblue.com/superbowl/bottle02.jpg

you boys drink like girls.

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sip sip.

ill have a butter knife in my hand, youll have your pride.

whos gonna win?

:glugglug

Mexico was a pain in the ass....

We had some guy follow us for two blocks telling me how much he likes asian girls (my girl is chinese) and he just wouldnt shut up.

I think he wanted me to lend my girl to him.

I don't look tough... so it took the little fuck a while to get the point. If I was in Canada though, I prolly would have told the idiot to gfy, but that could lead to a confrontation... going to Jail in mexico... not a fun thought...

I don't scare mexicans... they just want my money. :)

Hola senor, you wantin some yewelery? I hava good silver for you senor.. spend some money huh?

I wear shirts with shit on it too.... :thumbsup

http://www.ezprovider.net/pics/dumbshirt.jpg

hehehe. Definitely no fights over this shit

Is the knife to scrape the aftertaste off your tongue? :winkwink:

Nothing quite like Irish whiskey :thumbsup

http://www.techpress.ie/whiskey/bbush.gif

thats a stupid shirt.

id pick on anyone that wore that shirt.

its like a white boy tried to create some ghetto-fied krylon style tag art.

silly.

:glugglug

same almost anywhere in S. America...

"Hey my fren, hey my fren.. "

hehe.

Sweet!

That would be the first fight I ever got into over a tshirt :)

My girl bought me this shirt... about two years ago. It's sadly getting a LOT of wear time lately cuz I haven't gone clothes shopping in about a year. I think I am down to about 6 tshirts left... Guess I should fix that...

Today I went to the office in this shirt, jeans, black hat and some boots...then went to the bank, made a deposit, saw my personal banker and got a preapproved mortgage, put some money into RRSP's and then came home... I havent shaved in about 4 days... and I look like a complete bum.

I love being the boss... I don't have to worry about looking "right" to please any motherfucker :thumbsup

lol, didn't take a good enough look at the pic. Anyway, Crown Royal Special Reserve is the shit.


:glugglug

my knife fetish cannot be surpassed by humanity.

i await, the time i can carve my vengeance into.

some hope to shoot someone breaking into their house. Id wait quietly with the hopes to get a slit.

sick, maybe. Fucked up, definitely. Afraid, certainly not.

Ive been target trained, with guns and physical defense.

Again not bragging at all, but dont think some chubby bitch on a message board could even slightly taint my perception.

ive become bored with flesh and bone.



:glugglug

does 10 pounds too heavy constitute chubby? Cuz if it does, I am chubby :|

I gotta stop workin on the pc all day long and then sitting on it all night long...

and with that, I am about to go read a book (another form of great exercise)

Methinks you've had enough :glugglug

Time for :stoned

:winkwink:

never enough.

I smoke the best herbs, drink the colest brew.

mmmm.


here goes.

*bowl*

:glugglug

Hey, can I buy you a drink? :glugglug

when I was in university and still drank like a fish I found that whenever I got drunk off almost any rye cept crown I got a hangover. Whenever I got drunk on crown I woke up fine the next morning, no matter how much of it I drank.

I'm no conasour, I have trouble tasting good rye from cheap shit, but I sure could tell you the next day what I was drinking and it was ALWAYS worth a few extra bucks for the (no hangover) crown.

Hell yeah.

I grew up with my dad owning as blues bar.

im all about the drinks.

:glugglug

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this is like my second favorite band ever... nothing is sexier than a pissed off southern boy hehe:winkwink:

cool. pick the place and I'll meet you there. :) Not tonight, though... I'm running outta steam. lol

oh wow fuck you must be one helluva badass.

dr pepper means kill all firstborn male children

Voodoo, werent you goth last week? Now you all Kman athletic, frat boy wannabe white boy n shit, you still finding yourself bruh?

a frat boy went from chubby ghetto studster to goth boy turned cracked program professional.

get a gun as soon as possible, release yourself.

its like MacAulay Culkin drunk with Kelly osbourne.

lame, not needed, and you make a fool out of yourself everytime yuu breathe.

:glugglug

AHAHAHA!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
Already did that. I had to eat them though... didn't want to waste the meat.

Laugh. Those "AHAH's" will definitely boost your confidence.

However, you're lameness factor is off the scale.

Do you think you're "cool?"

I'm me brotha. Who are you?

Fletch, when you can type a sentence that begins with a capital letter, and isn't fragmented, maybe your advice would have more influence on someone. But, that someone is not me, kiddo.

Put the beer down, focus on yourself for a while, and you may start to see that you're not such a bad person and that you don't need the alcohol and weed to feel good about yourself. We all know you're a cool dude, you don't have to try to prove it all the time. :thumbsup

:2 cents:

I've found the "Infinite Cool" it's called inner peace.

Lame as it may be. It is me.
Can you cope with that?
:Graucho

You are LAME.

Fletch far surpasses you in all the little categories you put him in.

Good luck with your next make-over.

:glugglug

read another book.

become something else.

I'm just watching the wheels, dont hate me because I see the changes in you. You take a pic of yourself one day,you goth. Next pic you latching on to some other bullshit.

its funny.

'do you expect a fool, to see what a fix he's in?'

As I stated before, I may be lame. So be it.
I embrace my lameness.

Good luck being Fletch's shadow.

I don't hate you Fletch. Don't worry.

A fish doesn't know he's in water. What are you swimming in?

hahaha yeah, keep digging.

what bullshit philosophy.

the young might not be so dumb afterall, and from the young you might even learn.

'a fish doesnt know he's in water?'

what ignorance. a fish always know he is in water. Like a cat can balance amongst the air.

you fucking non degree kids are funny.

keep studying, maybe one day you could grasp what others and education is really about. Instead of the whore (im your mom) welfare alliegiance - a youth born addicted.

Keep chokin on the education you thinkin freed you.

:glugglug

"Keep chokin on the education you thinkin freed you. "


:eek7

It gets funny.

I like picking on these fake goth boy wannabe dudes, its hilarious. Ive done it for years.

These guys are funny.

easy to get a rise out of off... watch,...

:glugglug

Fake goth boys?
I does one distinguish between a fake goth and a real one? :Oh crap