bar fights rule! :1orglaugh

i'll beat you with a 5 dolla stick (yes it sounds gay), and you will cry...

anyway fletch, drink and stay up, i will be back - and we can....... drink some more ;)

stick was a gift from my step dad...

i dont sleep.

maui.

next year.

its on bitch.

see ya when ya get back... ill be here.

:glugglug

i got a nice nice "joss" here with an ivory tip my uncle gave me as a gift.

however in a bar i'd rather play with a bar stick.
a tad more low key

anyways i'd bet you both that my uncle @ 61 years old could whoop you both and he'll use a broom stick...:-)

I had a stick that was 2 piece, 21 ounce stick that mimicked a bar stick. very low key.

I was just explaining to my girl why I havent played with this white stick in years, she says, 'I never seen you play with that one' exactly. Im dressed in all black all the time, I walk in a pool hall or holy shit a bar with a table or two holding a white graphite stick, no one wants to play.

I havent played with my stick in over 5 years.

brings nothing but trouble. and graphite sticks bring too much attention. maple is low key.

:glugglug

Nothing like listening to crank calls while drunk.. these are calls ripped from Lamont & Tonelli's (Bay Area radio DJ's) "dirty friday" show. Great stuff.

http://www.anal-annihilation.com/lamont/

The BW is on moi, but the DL might be a little slow 'cause that server is capped at the moment. The "marcie" call is probably the best, but the others are great too.

Funny shit!

:glugglug

im listening to acid bath playing with knives.

designing all along.

:glugglug

30 mins to beer o'clock :glugglug

IM drinking corona and smoking bomb ass cali herbs.

bout to roll a fat northern lights joint.

bizowl niggras, cali style.

yayyayyeeee.

\X/

<img src=http://www.overmindesign.com/images/zigzag.jpg border="1">

:glugglug

fuck, I need some cali herbs... getting hard to find quality shiznit around here.

I'm no expert, but maybe the fights start when you issue the challenge of "I can beat yo ass, beyotch" and "Ever been beat by a motherfucker with a white graphite stick?" (which can also be used in some fetish movies btw)

I think if you "retool" the words you use when issuing these challenges, you MIGHT be able to stay away from fights.

If not, next time setup a video camera. We'll have "Cuefights"


Oh, and euh 50 !!!!

Bring on the knife... McAttack is gonna get cut! :glugglug

why? does someone want to fight?

do you really think I talk like that in person?... hahaha

i was bullshitting with Quiet on a BBS has nothing to do with my pool table etiquette.

Please have another beer...

most of you would be scared to talk to me in public anyway.

hahahah

and as for what I drink, my new fav thing is

Grey Goose Vodka.

Damn is that fine stuff, and as for beer, always Kilkenny or Alexander Keiths

http://www.executive-champagne.com/i...oose_vodka.GIF

how smooth is grey goose? i've thought about buying it, but fuck its like 50 for 1.75L.

Buddy, I was kidding, but hey if I score a free beer this way, WOOHOO! I'll TAKE IT!

Btw, I'd kick both your asses, blindfolded, one hand tied behind my back, and performing open heart surgery... on a squirrel

Scared to talk to you man?

Hmmm, cuz you dresses in all black? I dunno man...

your pics show you as a pretty thin, prolly a little tall white boy... but nothing scary...

Now, I admit we aint never seen your face, but you really dont seem like an intimidating guy. Prolly pretty approachable... I mean, you got a girl even.. so you cant be soo scary :)

It's the damn smoothest my friend. I don't recommend mixing it cause it's a waste at that point. Just a nice little collins glass with a bit of ice, and some Grey Goose. MMmmmmmMMMMmmmm! so damn good! It is pricey though.

Then again, my favorite one to mix with is Muskovskaya, I love that damn vodka, very different than Goose though. Goose won the award for the best vodka or something like that.

If you want smooth, there is only one vodka.... VOX

keep thinking that.

:glugglug

Done.

corona por favor <I aint got none left> :glugglug

Wanna meet up somewhere? I gotta tell you tho - I can't play pool and live in Canada :)

Alternating between

http://www.techpress.ie/whiskey/bbush.gif

and

http://www.ratebeer.com/BeerImages/becksdark.jpg

Don't think I'll bother with the Beck's Dark again though... very gassy and not much taste. Obviously aimed at the US market :winkwink:

i'd love to try grey goose as well
i stick to wodka wyborova... some serious polish shit

Lostmind, Im not saying I am tough or anything.

Ive been in more fights about my shirts than I can remember and i havent backed down from a motherfucker yet. Call me thin if you will, but dont know me because I am in shape, just because I am thin and healthy doesnt mean i am not quick or strategic. I am fast, in shape and both accurate and perceptive.

I have long black hair, past my shoulder, wear black all the time and when I go to the bank I or anywhere else I get looks, you going to tell me youd walk up and be like 'let me buy yo9u a drink' to a guy like me? The motherfucker in the dark dressed in black ordering drinks?

I get enough stares from motherfuckers to know.

I cant walk into a bank without getting looked at the qwrong way, you gonna tell me you would hesistate to talk to me?

Bullshit.

Girls are the quickest to talk to guys like me. Guys are too speculative and curious, my shirts alone have caused fights, let alone the way I talk to assholes on the street.

Dont confuse online personalities with physical reality.

:glugglug

You don't scare me - the pics I've seen of the people you hang around with remind me of Tuesday nights at the Bierkeller in Bristol, England. I'll never forget my first mosh :(

Need another beer :thumbsup

hehehe, I would.

But I've been known to do stupid shit like that from time to time :winkwink:

Wasnt trying to scare you.

Fact is few of you would talk to a guy with long black hair in a long sleeve shirt with satanic symbols all over uit.

fact.

dont deny it now.

bunch of frat boys against the rocker, been this way for years.

:1orglaugh

Dude. I understand, these fat frat boys dont.

I walk in a bank wearing a Cradle of Filth 'jesus is a C*U*N*T' shirt, all these heads turn.

on the board they act like this wouldnt affect them.

Ive gotten into fights over shirts, i dont fear these fucking frat boy preps.

hahaha

I was at a wedding a couple of years ago. After the reception me and a buddy were at Crystals getting some 2am drunk food. There was this house behind the place and there were a dozen guys that looked just like what Fletch describes himself as. I told my buddy lets go see whats up... Well to make a long story short my buddy left me in the parking lot and I walked up in my Tux and we partied till the cops showed up and broke up the party...

Wild times :glugglug

:1orglaugh

Add in "The Crow" makeup and you sound like a friend of mine. Hell, add in a beard and you sound like me a few years ago :1orglaugh

in the cam pics I post, I hide my tattoos, but I have a tattoo on my forearm that gets me into questionable situations

hahaha

people always ready to beat me up for satanic symbols on my body.

shows how scared you fuckers really are.

:glugglug

haha, Fletch - don't get me wrong either :)

I wasn't knocking you at all. I know a guy that you remind me of... I sorta grew up with him... he is 10 years older then me.

Tall guy, 6'2". Thin, 145-150lbs. Tough muthafucka. I saw him fall off a second story balcony in a fight, get up and go break the fat guys arm...

That guy listened to heavy metal, dressed ONLY in black, black jeans, black boots... drank like a fish. Long brown hair...

He had an odd personality. Kept to himself mostly. Smart, but just a little different then most - most people thought he was an asshole but he really wasnt.. he just didnt like to put up with other peoples bs.

Good guy though. If you are his friend, he'd do anything for you.

I had a few brews so this is getting long... anyways I am just trying to say that I don't usually get put off by someone because of how they look.

Now, as to whether I would buy you a drink in a bar? That fuckin depends :) I usually don't buy many people drinks unless they my friends... now if I was stuck at a bar somewhere with no friends around, and you were at the bar beside me looking bored, I'd prolly stirke up a convo to pass the time.

My "liquor cabinet":

http://www.514bombed.com/booze1.jpg http://www.514bombed.com/booze2.jpg
http://www.514bombed.com/booze3.jpg http://www.514bombed.com/booze4.jpg

The worst part is that I rarely drink.

Hmmm, you americans are strange. Fights over a tat? WTF.

Fights over a Tshirt?

Damn, you live in bible thumper country?

Come to Canada, have less hassles :)

Good friend of mine runs this site:

nachtmahr.net

Crazy german guy. just like you describe black black black and satanic symbols all over. Big deal. Great guy, tons of fun. That mofo speaks german, english and japanese. Came in really handy when we were in sapporo together..

PS - whats a frat boy?

tis cool homie.

my basic philosophy is this.

Fletch walks into a grocery store with a shirt that says in bold letter acropss the back in letter stretching across the entire back, as bold as possible.

JESUS
HATES
YOU

And these guys act like theyd just walk up and talk to me in public?

hahahaha

i wear shirts to get a reaction out of people, and I do.

Tis cool bro, i just laugh at how these guys think my weight or body is a way to judge my lethality.

Ive gotten into a bar brawl in texas over a shirt.

got into a fight in hollywood over a pool game.

got into plenty of fights in alabama and mississippiduring pool games and drunkien bar shit.

I aint afraid of no motherfucker on some board, thats for sure.

Ive been at concerts rougher than these frat boys. hahaha

Aint trying to act tough, just statin facts and being honest.

hahaha

avoid eye contact.

act like you're in a hurry, and look pissed off.

works great :1orglaugh

hehe

As long as we're talking blasphemy.. I wanna get a shirt that mimics those xtian XIOYE metal fish things they stick on their cars.. but with a fish that says PORNO humping the Jesus fish in the ass.

I'm surprised no one has done that yet.

Ah, I spoke to soon...

http://www.EvolveFISH.com/fish/media/E-Procreate.gif

http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/emblems.html

Wonder if they do custom jobs?

This is how I live in downtown everyday.

Fuckin bums always harassing me for change!

I got into a pretty funny fight the other night and my dog jumped in on the action, as well as about 8 cops, three squad cars....