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kane 08-15-2010 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by mgtarheels (Post 17417518)

John Frusciante?

IMO one of the great guitarist of his era.

mgtarheels 08-15-2010 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by kane (Post 17417524)
IMO one of the great guitarist of his era.

Agree completely.

mgtarheels 08-15-2010 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Overload (Post 17417519)
trash talking bums - you want more of those? (c)rap kills your brain and makes ya aggressive :2 cents: fuck you :thumbsup rappers have ZERO skills! :mad:

Yeah, because a group of guys trying to appear and sound like women is that much more inspiring, right?

FetishWeb 08-15-2010 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by MisterPeabody (Post 17417511)
Even under 40's today admit and acknowledge that music today SUCKS COCK, BALLS and ASS (one of my favorite progressive rock metal bands: Cock, Balls & Ass, or CBA). More under 40's buy "classic" rock of the type you just derided than over 40's do (probably because we all own them already). Most under 40's I've met have just as many (if not more) classic rock CDs in ther collections/on their iPods than music from their own generation.

Sorry "kid", but guitarists today can not only not play faster but cannot play at the level of the guitarists mentioned by the OP. Shit, "kids today" don't even TRY to play like Page or Clapton. They do the bare minimum required to make a song/money, that's it. Be a master at the craft of musicianship? Fuck that shit, let's play X Box and Twitter about our meaningless, boring lives! "I just ate lunch today..." Jesus Christ already.

That's YOUR generation: slackers, whiners, lazy, disinterested, disassociated, distracted snots.

Just sayin'.


When you say "music today" you are citing the bullshit on TV and radio. Like your hopelessly boring bullshit of decades past is better than the hopelessly boring, unmusical bullshit of today. Your entire sphere of musical knowledge revolves completely around commercial music. Best of luck trying to argue your way out of that corner without making me laugh.

Really shows how completely and fully ignorant to the guitar, guitar theory, and the whole summation of music you are.

I know you'll get on your high-horse about Hendrix next but I'm not saying any popular acts from today are any better than the masturbatory boomer noisemakers from the past.

Thats the hilarious part about this banter. No mention of the truly great guitarists past/present from America or the ones of the world stage who have struggled endlessly in America for decades. Just a retarded comparison of shitty over-hyped rock guitarists to the shitty corporate machine of today.

Same shit machine, different calendar year. Same old boomers trying to hilariously convince the world that their hero's of yore are better than present day "guitar hero's" without even knowing what a real guitarist or even music sounds like.

Probably why legendary, once in a century type guitarists like Paco De Lucia would rather tend to their garden than play music anymore.



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Originally Posted by MisterPeabody (Post 17417511)
PS: I'm not a Boomer, either. :D


Then I guess we belong to the same generation unless you are collecting SS checks. You sure sound like a typical ignorant, idiotic boomer when it comes to music.

Nicky 08-15-2010 04:00 PM

As long as playing rock guitar in a band = instant pussy rock will live on :)

mynameisjim 08-15-2010 04:14 PM

I stopped listening to "bands" years ago. A few guys playing instruments just sounds so lame.

When I go back and listen to some rock songs I crack up because they sound so simple now. Music has progressed and natural instruments sound played out. I'm not saying it's right, but music has moved on and my tastes have changed as well.

Overload 08-15-2010 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by mgtarheels (Post 17417528)
Yeah, because a group of guys trying to appear and sound like women is that much more inspiring, right?

did ya have too many GE food meals? :helpme when have there been ROCKERS acting like women?! RAPPERS are the ones moving like buttfucked squirrels with their "pointing here and there" gestures! plus, their only seed is HATRED - or did ya ever hear about a metal or rocker guy killing another artist? NO! basta! blacks invented music and they KILLED it :warning i can even pinpoint WHEN it happened: SALT & PEPAs "pump up the jam" - after that crap noise release ALL went down the drain ... heck, there is not ONE (c)rapper that can SING!

mgtarheels 08-15-2010 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Overload (Post 17417582)
did ya have too many GE food meals? :helpme when have there been ROCKERS acting like women?! RAPPERS are the ones moving like buttfucked squirrels with their "pointing here and there" gestures! plus, their only seed is HATRED - or did ya ever hear about a metal or rocker guy killing another artist? NO! basta! blacks invented music and they KILLED it :warning i can even pinpoint WHEN it happened: SALT & PEPAs "pump up the jam" - after that crap noise release ALL went down the drain ... heck, there is not ONE (c)rapper that can SING!

Uh

I can show you MANY "metal" bands wearing makeup, wearing nail polish, and even having dyed hair.

I'm assuming you also missed the entire 80s?

quiet 08-15-2010 04:26 PM

.... Interpol.

The Porn Nerd 08-15-2010 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by FetishWeb (Post 17417552)
When you say "music today" you are citing the bullshit on TV and radio. Like your hopelessly boring bullshit of decades past is better than the hopelessly boring, unmusical bullshit of today. Your entire sphere of musical knowledge revolves completely around commercial music. Best of luck trying to argue your way out of that corner without making me laugh.

Really shows how completely and fully ignorant to the guitar, guitar theory, and the whole summation of music you are.

I know you'll get on your high-horse about Hendrix next but I'm not saying any popular acts from today are any better than the masturbatory boomer noisemakers from the past.

Thats the hilarious part about this banter. No mention of the truly great guitarists past/present from America or the ones of the world stage who have struggled endlessly in America for decades. Just a retarded comparison of shitty over-hyped rock guitarists to the shitty corporate machine of today.

Same shit machine, different calendar year. Same old boomers trying to hilariously convince the world that their hero's of yore are better than present day "guitar hero's" without even knowing what a real guitarist or even music sounds like.

Probably why legendary, once in a century type guitarists like Paco De Lucia would rather tend to their garden than play music anymore.






Then I guess we belong to the same generation unless you are collecting SS checks. You sure sound like a typical ignorant, idiotic boomer when it comes to music.

Whippersnapper.

bronco67 08-15-2010 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by ********** (Post 17417029)
Um.. clearly you have your ready tuned to a lousy station. The guitar, especially electric guitars, is alive and well, and doing a might fine job of kicking Rap "Music" and Pop "Music"'s ass. Forget FM - buy yourself an XM or Sirrus radio and tune in to OCTANE or any of the other 5 Rock/Metal stations. You'll find out that Real Musicians are alive and well and bloody entertaining. Go buy yourself a Rob Zombie ticket while you're at it - you'll love it.

This is exactly it.

Anyone that says rock sucks isn't listening to much music. Satellite is where its at.

Also, use a LastFm or Grooveshark to find stuff for you, based on artists you already like.

rhizome 08-15-2010 05:10 PM

Thanks for that post FetishWeb. Lamenting rock guitar is the equivalent of lamenting the death of disco but 50 year old dudes with mullets are too cool for disco, the irony. Had a chance to catch Fred Frith recently, still going strong after 40 years. One of the great guitarists of this century, his timeless or out-of-time music will be influencing future generations of guitar players long after Slash (seriously, did the OP actually mention Slash?) has been washed away by the tides of time.

The Porn Nerd 08-15-2010 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by rhizome (Post 17417644)
Thanks for that post FetishWeb. Lamenting rock guitar is the equivalent of lamenting the death of disco but 50 year old dudes with mullets are too cool for disco, the irony. Had a chance to catch Fred Frith recently, still going strong after 40 years. One of the great guitarists of this century, his timeless or out-of-time music will be influencing future generations of guitar players long after Slash (seriously, did the OP actually mention Slash?) has been washed away by the tides of time.

Not one guitarist today is as good as:

Pete Townshend
Stephen Stills
Jimi Hendryx
Alex Lifeson
Ritchie Blackmore
Carlos Santana

I could go on and on but what's the point. You know it's true as well as I do. I assume you have ears. But generational pride and youthful hubris makes you post in defense of noise.

Admit it, you go home, put on some Pink Floyd and jack off to David Gilmour's solo from 'Mother', now don't you? :thumbsup



PS: Eddie Van Halen

Overload 08-15-2010 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by mgtarheels (Post 17417585)
Uh

I can show you MANY "metal" bands wearing makeup, wearing nail polish, and even having dyed hair.

I'm assuming you also missed the entire 80s?

so ac/dc, the angels, metallica, judas priest were acting like women? you are an amazon on the moon! what about those (w)rappers (lol) with all their bling bling shit and rings; massive gold watches and other female accessoires? hmmm? HMM?! fact is, music of today is PURE GARBAGE - no talent, not a SINGLE black bum can play an instrument! that is FACT! just coz ppl like NOISE doesnt make it MUSIC! :2 cents:

Rochard 08-15-2010 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by justinsain (Post 17416769)
Well I can sit here today and still listen to the Rock n Roll of the 70s that I grew up on and think it's the best music.

The kids of today will grow up, move on and someday look back at the music they listened to and think, WTF was I thinking :upsidedow

See, I was a product of the 1980s. I love my 1980s music, but I know it wasn't the best.

rhizome 08-15-2010 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by MisterPeabody (Post 17417659)
Not one guitarist today is as good as:

Pete Townshend
Stephen Stills
Jimi Hendryx
Alex Lifeson
Ritchie Blackmore
Carlos Santana

I could go on and on but what's the point. You know it's true as well as I do. I assume you have ears. But generational pride and youthful hubris makes you post in defense of noise.

Admit it, you go home, put on some Pink Floyd and jack off to David Gilmour's solo from 'Mother', now don't you? :thumbsup



PS: Eddie Van Halen

Sorry I don't listen to MOTR crap. I'd take Tom Verlaine, Ash Bowie, or Lee Ranaldo any day over the ones you listed.

The Porn Nerd 08-15-2010 05:36 PM

Tom Verlaine = FAIL
Ash Bowie = FAIL
Lee Ranaldo = FAIL

All quite "good" but not "as good" as the ones I mentioned. Besides, this isn't about "personal preference"; this is about whether or not today's guitarists, on a whole/as a group, have either the chops their elders had (they don't) or can they/do they run off amazing SOLOS like they used to "back in the day" ('Freebird'-style). They don't.

Denial is a river in Egypt.

mgtarheels 08-15-2010 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Overload (Post 17417662)
so ac/dc, the angels, metallica, judas priest were acting like women? you are an amazon on the moon! what about those (w)rappers (lol) with all their bling bling shit and rings; massive gold watches and other female accessoires? hmmm? HMM?! fact is, music of today is PURE GARBAGE - no talent, not a SINGLE black bum can play an instrument! that is FACT! just coz ppl like NOISE doesnt make it MUSIC! :2 cents:

Lol you're a fucking moron.

mgtarheels 08-15-2010 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by MisterPeabody (Post 17417680)
Tom Verlaine = FAIL
Ash Bowie = FAIL
Lee Ranaldo = FAIL

All quite "good" but not "as good" as the ones I mentioned. Besides, this isn't about "personal preference"; this is about whether or not today's guitarists, on a whole/as a group, have either the chops their elders had (they don't) or can they/do they run off amazing SOLOS like they used to "back in the day" ('Freebird'-style). They don't.

Denial is a river in Egypt.

Why even offer the option for debate? You've already made your mind up before examples posted.

The Porn Nerd 08-15-2010 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by mgtarheels (Post 17417695)
Why even offer the option for debate? You've already made your mind up before examples posted.

Excellent point. Tell you what: post some examples of guitarists who shred and I'll check 'em out. If any of them give me tingles - the ultimate test, IMHO - then I'll man up and publicly apologize. :)

candyflip 08-15-2010 06:21 PM

The new Avenged Sevenfold disc is great, if you like hard rock and lots of guitar solos.


Overload 08-15-2010 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by mgtarheels (Post 17417694)
Lol you're a fucking moron.

show me ONE - just ONE black rap idiot able to play an instrument or sing! YOU have yer ears tinfoiled and dont even KNOW what MUSIC is! you are a morons ass wipe! :2 cents:

2MuchMark 08-15-2010 06:42 PM

Of course, there's another way of looking at it. We're getting OLD. Remember when you were a kid and your parents hated the music that you listened to? Same thing today.

SallyRand 08-15-2010 07:37 PM

February 3, 1959.
 
My Dad was only seven but he tells me that when he heard the news on the radio he knew that his life had somehow changed. And he also says that he remembers that he cried on the Day The Music Died. He also remembers that his parents would not console him because he wasn't supposed to be listening to that "jungle music". Dad would turn the radio to 710 AM, WHB, World's Happiest Broadcasters, when his parents weren't home. WHB was a pioneer in Top 40 and Dad still keeps the radio in his first car set on AM 710, even though it is now a different format. He has a concealed FM radio for the Oldies and current Rock' Roll.

WHB:

http://www.worldshappiestbroadcasters.com/

Some people think that Dad is half a bubble off plumb but he is a die-hard Rocker and always will be. His first car is named "Teri's" and his hot rod, a '41 Cadillac 62 Series De Luxe coupe with a '64 Cad 390 equipped with an early El Dorado six-pack setup is named "Twilight Time".

Well, the motor is bored and stroked up to like 460 and maybe does 425 HP but that is not the issue as on the highway it will yield around 19-20 mpg if he keeps his foot out of it but he says there is no fun in keeping his foot out of it, so there ya go.

Just can't get past the sound of those six barrels sucking in!

He knows Junior Johnson.

He builds his own engines.

And............................................... .................

.......he gave me his Corvette!

1968 427-cid 435-hp V-8 with 11.0:1 compression ratio, 4-speed manual transmission, and three two-barrel carburetors. With A/C. Safari Yellow. Black interior. Convertible. 80,000 miles.

ROCK AND ROLL!

Sally.


mgtarheels 08-15-2010 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Overload (Post 17417755)
show me ONE - just ONE black rap idiot able to play an instrument or sing! YOU have yer ears tinfoiled and dont even KNOW what MUSIC is! you are a morons ass wipe! :2 cents:

I assume you've never heard of The Roots?

Mos Def plays bass, RZA plays guitar, Kanye West plays piano, etc.


Get out, moron.

mgtarheels 08-15-2010 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by MisterPeabody (Post 17417719)
Excellent point. Tell you what: post some examples of guitarists who shred and I'll check 'em out. If any of them give me tingles - the ultimate test, IMHO - then I'll man up and publicly apologize. :)

John Frusciante
Edge (U2)
Tom Morello
Synyster Gates
Tariqh Akoni

And theyre just a few "big" names. There's SO many that are better than the regarded top guitarists that are not in rock.

The Porn Nerd 08-15-2010 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by mgtarheels (Post 17417901)
John Frusciante
Edge (U2)
Tom Morello
Synyster Gates
Tariqh Akoni

And theyre just a few "big" names. There's SO many that are better than the regarded top guitarists that are not in rock.

Well, I would agree with you about the first two, and Tom Morello is borderline. But again, we ARE talking "rock and roll" here.

NOT heavy metal, alternative, speed metal, death metal, grunge, etc etc etc.

ROCK and ROLL.

Keith Richards, Pete Townshend, Dave Davies

ROCK and ROLL.

This isn't "list your favorite guitarist" thread. This is "there ain't anyone as good IN ROCK AND ROLL anymore as the above mentioned" thread. Shit, Jose Felliciano could pick a mean latin acoustic guitar but AGAIN:

ROCK and ROLL.

bhutocracy 08-15-2010 09:07 PM

Saying guitar music is dead because 80's shredding is currently lamer than Van Halen's fishnets is basically like wearing a sign that says "I'm wilfully musically ignorant".

And the only person to mention either Paco or Di Meola agrees with me heh.

mgtarheels 08-15-2010 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by MisterPeabody (Post 17417911)
Well, I would agree with you about the first two, and Tom Morello is borderline. But again, we ARE talking "rock and roll" here.

NOT heavy metal, alternative, speed metal, death metal, grunge, etc etc etc.

ROCK and ROLL.

Keith Richards, Pete Townshend, Dave Davies

ROCK and ROLL.

This isn't "list your favorite guitarist" thread. This is "there ain't anyone as good IN ROCK AND ROLL anymore as the above mentioned" thread. Shit, Jose Felliciano could pick a mean latin acoustic guitar but AGAIN:

ROCK and ROLL.

We're talking rock and roll music.

We're also talking rock guitar, see thread title. There were 0 misinterpretations in my list.

The topic also transformed into an all around guitarist when the debate on eras was brought up.

mgtarheels 08-15-2010 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by bhutocracy (Post 17417915)
Saying guitar music is dead because 80's shredding is currently lamer than Van Halen's fishnets is basically like wearing a sign that says "I'm wilfully musically ignorant".

And the only person to mention either Paco or Di Meola agrees with me heh.

no john mclaughlin? :disgust

bhutocracy 08-15-2010 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 17416718)
When's the last time you even noticed the drumming in a rock song?


bhutocracy 08-15-2010 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Overload (Post 17417755)
show me ONE - just ONE black rap idiot able to play an instrument or sing! YOU have yer ears tinfoiled and dont even KNOW what MUSIC is! you are a morons ass wipe! :2 cents:




bhutocracy 08-15-2010 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by mgtarheels (Post 17417516)
All this says is how completely out of touch you are.
Jonsi Birgisson


^^^ Best gig I've ever been to in my entire life.

mgtarheels 08-15-2010 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by bhutocracy (Post 17417933)
^^^ Best gig I've ever been to in my entire life.

Me too. His solos are unbelievable and first time Ive ever seen a guitar played like that live.

rhizome 08-15-2010 11:41 PM

The dude in Pelican plays with an e-bow too. Guitars have so much latent potential that goes beyond speed chord progressions. Bringing out this potential whilst gentling balancing or even creating tension between harmony and discordance is what turns a guitar hero master into an artist. None of those 60's/70's guitarists aside from maybe Hendrix made me think of guitar playing in a new way; they all lacked a cerebral element, completely drab. And after a while it just became so repetitive, thank god for no wave.

Paul Markham 08-16-2010 01:32 AM

The music industry started to really change the day MTV started broadcasting and the video became as important as the song. Then it became more important than the song.

Then piracy hit the business and record companies realised the money was to be made in getting as many acts out there for their 5 minutes of fame before they died a death. Commercially speaking.

If you look at the past legends and see how long it took for them to perfect their art and techniques you can see why they will never come back to the same prominence. Bands would be on the road for years gaining experience and developing their talents. Today they are famous and back flipping burgers in less time.

Even fringe bands, the same rule applies.

AlphaSky 08-16-2010 01:53 AM

Rock isn't dead. Kids today are not into Rock BECAUSE their aging parents still listen to it! Kids do not want to listen to the same shit their parents do. Rock music is a form of rebellion against parents and society. Because all these aging adults haven't moved on to Jazz and classical music, kids today are stuck with this disco funk dance hip hop shit because their Parents don't listen to music that you can dance to.
In about 15 to 20 more years, rock will be back in style again. With an angry broke ass nation knee deep in a major depression, rock will spawn again from the angry voices of the new generation. Some of us will see this in our late 70's and 80's. Today's kids are not angry enough to even write a rock song anyways. Today's music is all about glam, hype, gold chains and who has the cutest face, even though they can't sign for shit. (Taylor Swift good example of a no talent studio peice of crap. I'll take Grace Slick any day)

Rock will never die... it's just on a break.

jerryb 08-16-2010 03:24 AM

You are just seeing an evolution that I lived through repeat itself. I played lead trumpet in Big Bands in the late 50's and early 60's. Played for Tommy Dorsey, Buddy Rich and others. I got out of it in the late 60's cause Big Bands were dying off and the traveling was getting to me.

You are witnessing another generation of the same thing I lived through. Screaming guitars, singers with the mike in their mouth yelling so bad you can't understand a word they are saying ... IT IS DEAD OR SERIOUSLY ON ITS DEATH BED.

It's the music evolution.

Tom_PM 08-16-2010 08:43 AM

I still have my file crate full of LP's, my guitar, and some headphones. So for me it's still 1981 or so in terms of rock music. Every. Day.

And as for the rest, index fingers in ears, la la la la la I cant hear you.

_Richard_ 08-16-2010 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by garce (Post 17416557)
I made a good living playing guitar. Started playing the instrument circa 1976 and - due to growing tired of living on the road - gave it up about the time I turned forty.

To make what could be a very long story short, no-one plays guitar anymore. There are no famous guitar players. The last big rock star guitar player I can think of is Slash - and his peak hit almost twenty years ago.

Before Slash, we had the Reverend Billy G, Brian Setser, Stevie Ray,

Jack White? Love the guy. Equal to EVH, SRV, JH, JP (Jimmy Page) or JP (Joe Perry)? Not even in the same league. Buddy Guy, Chuck Berry, Robert Johnson, Muddy Watters, Bo Diddley... Its all undone. Finished.

My father introduced me to Brownie McGhee when I was 15 years old. I played with Liberty Silver's band when I was 16. That was in 1979. Had a great career for the next twenty years, and a lot of fun for ten more till I finally just said "fuck it".

I won't waste your time (anymore than I already have) explaining what brought this on, but if you're lamenting what tubes have done to our business - take a moment to lament the death of rock guitar. Without rock guitar there is no rock and roll.

There may be keepers of the flame still fighting the good fight, but their good work is irrelevant. Rock and roll is now a niche. It breaks my heart to say this, but its an irrelevant niche. A nice base of ravenous fans that generate enough capital to influence no-one.

Rock guitar is dead. Rock and roll is dead. And it ain't coming back. I don't give a shit how fast your Youtube speed-weenie buddy can play Eruption with his teeth. That "song" is thirty years old. What can they do to change what's happening today? Nothing.

Rock guitar is dead. All that is left is glorious memories.

funny how similar this is to what the old farts were saying at the start of Rock and Roll


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