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Join Date: Dec 2002
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Signature served up 37,000 times in less than 3 days!
So, I post on a few boards with my new sig and within a few days I notice it has been served up 36,000 times. Checking referer logs shows it being used on boards I cant even read! lol
I can see it now; tag line impressions for sale! :lol:
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: that 504
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nice sig.
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So Fucking Banned
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No Refunds Issued.
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cool shit.
how does it werk ? |
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Location: Montreal
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Nice, I'd put some spam in there
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Location: Free Speech Land
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How does it work exactly?
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Back in Black
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... or a circus cat.
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My hips don't lie
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I feel violated....
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Join Date: Dec 2001
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nice.
its imagemagick right?
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the .jpg is really a script that pulls your ip, chops the domain and snags browser string and stuffs it into an image.
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How much for that script?
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SIGS ARE GAY 98055668 icq |
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how do u do that?
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Feb 2002
Posts: 1,371
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he's playing at being a coy little bitch |
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funny as hell
i thought i had seen those numbers before LOL |
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Finland
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That is cool!
I want it! ![]() |
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Join Date: Oct 2002
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37,000 is nothing, I had 25k impressions on GFY in one day.
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So Fucking Banned
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huh?? |
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It's all PHP
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So Fucking Banned
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you actually get any clicks though? |
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Sorry, had the grill going.... burgers, mmmmm.....
Okay, here's the deal, like they said, its a PHP script. That part was easy, getting the sign to be dynamic in size was a little harder and getting the nonproportional fonts to always center was a bit of a pain. Since the image is hosted off my server, whenever it is loaded from another one, I get the referring information and parse it apart. To make it appear as an image using a jpg tag, I use a rewrite on my server toredirect the request to the PHP script. I suppose to make it clean I should return a JPG to throw people off a little. I hadnt considered selling it. I was going to make it into a service where people could get a unique IMG tag to point to a sign with whatever text they wanted. Just for fun. I still have a little work to do on it - all in all about a days work. Oh, I dont use ImageMagick (system calls are too cumbersome) - I use GD. As for impressions, I was running an advertisment; its just a sig. ;)
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So Fucking Banned
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that would be cool on my site just have a copyright notice and URL back to your site in the code -- that they are NOT allowed to take out, part of the distribution license free advertising for you |
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Location: Austin, TX
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It's Easy to do. See :
Simple pimple.. Don't feel like parsing the user agent info.. -kevin kevin (at) prontomail (dot) com |
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HAHA, im using aol and it said :
You are using aol! Aol sucks! ![]() |
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Join Date: Dec 2002
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Sure, Kevin; but now make the graphics nice and pretty.... Plus your img src'ing a php script - thats too obvious... Since your using internal fonts, I'd bet what you did took all of an hour or so.... Come on, man; put some effort into it! lol
What I did wasnt complicated - but you gotta admit, I was the first to do it this way. lol Yeah, I also added "Butterflies are Ghey" for msn.net users... :lol:
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Location: Austin, TX
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Oh yeah.. Making it pretty is the hard part.. I mean Kudos to you fitnessphotos.. I don't have the patience with it (esp for no money hah no motivation)..
I think your sig looks great.. And yeah i'm using default fonts. Didn't want to make a mod_rewrite rule either (well i'm assuming that's what you did).. Yeah an hour is about right with the majority of time spent making it look pretty. I can only imagine the frustrations you had with fitting all crap in. best, - kevin kevinale (at) prontomail (dot) com |
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Free Speech Land
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Can you make it show a GPS map with the user's current position?
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Cheers, Kevin! I got alot of flack from people saying I had too mcuh time on my hands and to drop the useless sig. I also got alot of PMs, IMs and emails wanting to know why I was posting their IP info in my sig (one person called me racist!). People didnt get that it was dynamic.
I'm thinking of making a signup page where you can enter some text and get a url like: imagename.jpg to post in your sig; then the script would use the imagename to lookup your custom text and place it in the sig. Who knows - I start alot of stuff like this and then never finish it. I even did an avatar with random text. Hey, maybe I'll give people the code in exchange for some clicks-thrus to my paysite! lol
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Join Date: Feb 2002
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Exactly. The racist remark came from a guy with a Chinese name who had read me Smack down a friend of his in the past. He assumed that I had targeted him and his IP and that the pattern suggested I was racist and a bigotted.
Some people just dont get IT.
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So Fucking Banned
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spandex is a right |
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So Fucking Banned
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Good luck, you racist! (haha) -kevin |
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gee, how tricky and unique.
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